Anyone from the UK?

[firefox27eros]

I've learned that in Scotland a blueberry is something a man can have for breakfast. Provided he's gay too.

I love yoghurt with fruit

What about a man who eats blueberries with pecans for elevenses and drinks coffee with coconut milk and cinnamon at 10 a.m.?

 

[Meekly_Anna]

What about a man who eats blueberries with pecans for elevenses and drinks coffee with coconut milk and cinnamon at 10 a.m.?

I'm pretty sure there are very nice and very rude words for him, depending on the character of the person using the words.
I personally strongly advise against bringing any dairy products, regardless of type or origin, whether of animal origin, regardless of the animal, or of plant origin, regardless of the plant, anywhere near containers that may contain coffee after ten o'clock in the morning, provided that said container is located in Italy at that time, or in the vicinity of an Italian, as this would, to put it mildly, cause disgust; a completely typical behaviour and clear sign of its origin, as it is of course completely clear to the reader of this sentence which country the writer of this, to put it mildly, slightly long and rambling sentence, calls her origin.

 

[jonnoback]

What do the dog treats taste like?

Dried duck

 

[jonnoback]

Was a long day. No dog treats. But an excellent fish n chip pub lunch.

 

[SirSparky]

You planned to stay longer in bed with your carer? Naughty, naughty, naughty...
It must be the Sir Knight before Christmas.

There is onky one 'carer' i would have. She does give good hand relief while reading from her book

 

[jonnoback]

There is onky one 'carer' i would have. She does give good hand relief while reading from her book

Are you on chapter two yet?

 

[Foxed]

Are you on chapter two yet?

He didn’t concentrate on chapter one!

 

[SirSparky]

He didn’t concentrate on chapter one!

Couldn't concentrate on anything, could barely manage to slip my hand down her top.

 

[Foxed]

Couldn't concentrate on anything, could barely manage to slip my hand down her top.

Are you sure that was a problem? I don’t remember that being a problem …

 

[SirSparky]

Right im off to bed. Another early morning to get up for. Goodnight all

 

[SirSparky]

Are you sure that was a problem? I don’t remember that being a problem …

Didn't say it was a problem

 

[Foxed]

Didn't say it was a problem

Should have worn a bra

 

[jonnoback]

Should have worn a bra

Do you have any?

 

[Foxed]

Do you have any?

Not really

 

[NudieUser]

Good morning, I know it’s really early but I wanted to say hello to the UK. Continuing to settle in Greece but I am missing the country. Hope everyone is well and had a great week

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Good morning, I know it’s really early but I wanted to say hello to the UK. Continuing to settle in Greece but I am missing the country. Hope everyone is well and had a great week

Morning lovely.

Glad to hear things are going so well for you

 

[angelofthenorth]

Shuffles in......Morning Play mates.......I'm just gonna sit here in the corner till i'm a bit more awake.....Shuffles off....

 

[Ironfan]

Good morning, I know it’s really early but I wanted to say hello to the UK. Continuing to settle in Greece but I am missing the country. Hope everyone is well and had a great week

Good Morning to you too. Week was busy but good. How was yours?

 

[Ironfan]

Shuffles in......Morning Play mates.......I'm just gonna sit here in the corner till i'm a bit more awake.....Shuffles off....

Same here, need to put the kettle on.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Same here, need to put the kettle on.

i'll go do that....what you want?

 

[Ironfan]

i'll go do that....what you want?

Black coffee for me please, you're a star!

 

[Redhead901]

Morning all, female, 34 from east mids here. Total newbie

 

[paulworcsuk]

Morning all, female, 34 from east mids here. Total newbie

Welcome , have fun x

 

[Meekly_Anna]

And I thought I was the only one stupid enough to be awake on a Sunday morning.
Good morning.

 

[paulworcsuk]

And I thought I was the only one stupid enough to be awake on a Sunday morning.
Good morning.

It’s a crap club, but welcome and good morning Anna