What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

I'm going to have to switch my mouthwash. I use Listerine but it makes my mouth so dry now. How odd! I'll have to ask my dentist.
Listerine is notorious for that. I think it burns more than any other fluoride. Colgate has a nice peppermint flavored one.
 
I overheard two guys having a conversation about the logistics of Santa, were he real. And then an attractive woman walked by and one of the two said "I'd like to stuff something down her chimney" after she was out of earshot.

And now I'm kind of wondering which orifice qualifies as the chimney in this case.

This is not the rabbit hole my brain wants to be going down right now.
 
It's funny that guys actually think that poster is a woman, but in a strange way, not the funny ha ha way.

Lit could really be an experiment in psychology.
As always, curious about these. But I won't lie, I have a few "women" here on my Highly Sus list.

I could be wrong about all of them, but the red flags are flying high.
 
As always, curious about these. But I won't lie, I have a few "women" here on my Highly Sus list.

I could be wrong about all of them, but the red flags are flying high.
Sometimes, they are obvious.

What interests me (and annoys me at the same time) is when it's pointed out, but it's overlooked because it's feeding their...fantasy. 🙄
 
Sometimes, they are obvious.

What interests me (and annoys me at the same time) is when it's pointed out, but it's overlooked because it's feeding their...fantasy. 🙄
I don't get that one either. But I suppose some are so desperate they don't want to know the truth, and others are so thirsty it really doesn't matter.

Fakers suck.
 
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