Ban the person above you part 6

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Banned for using too much glue to make the catalogue scrapbook.

Banned for sniffing too much glue in et school.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Banned for sniffing too much glue in et school.

Banned for not making sense (wtf is “et” school?).

 

[MrPimms]

Banned for an obscure reason that will make sense when I next ban someone.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Banned for an obscure reason that will make sense when I next ban someone.

Banned for his vague banning of @cheekygirl75 , who deserves better than that.

 

[MissMarie32]

Banned for wearing that ridiculous hat

 

[MrPimms]

Banned for wearing red on a non-red day

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Banned for drinking Pimms instead of EggNog at Christmas

 

[MrPimms]

Banned for drinking eggs

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Banned for drinking eggs

Banned for not liking eggnog, scrooge!!!

 

[MrPimms]

Banned for using Mint Imperials in his adaptation of A Christmas Carol

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Banned for using Mint Imperials in his adaptation of A Christmas Carol

Banned for downloading the wrong A Christmas Carol and playing it on the projector in the backyard for EVERYONE to see.

 

[MrPimms]

Banned for downloading the wrong A Christmas Carol and playing it on the projector in the backyard for EVERYONE to see.

Banned for sending me those ‘Jingle Bells’ boxer shorts

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Banned for sending me those ‘Jingle Bells’ boxer shorts

Banned because he threw out said boxer shorts eventhough they had mistletoe on the opening so he might have gotten lucky had he kept them...

 

[MrPimms]

Banned for misusing mistletoe to get people to kiss his behind

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Banned for misusing mistletoe to get people to kiss his behind

Banned for using mistletoe as a ruse to kiss his pet chinchilla more than he already does the rest of the year.

 

[MrPimms]

Banned for covering his chin in hair so I kiss it instead

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Banned for beard molestation

 

[MrPimms]

Banned for shoddy workmanship on his mole station! Splinters!

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Banned for shoddy workmanship on his mole station! Splinters!

Banned for breaching health & safety regulations

 

[MrPimms]

Banned for hanging my hi vis inside out and drawing a cock and balls on my hard hat with the affectionate message “only hardon he gets”

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Banned for wearing said hat when performing on stage in The Full Monty

 

[cheekygirl75]

Banned for wearing said hat when performing on stage in The Full Monty

Banned for not wearing the hat on his head

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Banned for not wearing the hat on his head

Banned for selling lifesize Magic Mike Voodoo Dolls with said hats

 

[MrPimms]

Banned for his book about stripping, a history of wallpaper paste!

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Banned for his book about stripping, a history of wallpaper paste!

Banned for plagiarism.. wrote his own version called Who Needs a Good Pasting?