I’m so old I remember…

[angelofthenorth]

I'm so old I remember when there used to be Real Sex.

I can remember when "safe sex" meant a padded headboard

 

[snexxer]

Yeah I did miss her. Don’t remember her

 

[hugh_jarce69]

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From your own personal collection?

 

[snexxer]

I can remember when "safe sex" meant a padded headboard

Or putting a chain on the door.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Or putting a chain on the door.

You had a chain on your bedroom door?

 

[RickTango]

I’m so old I remember having a skeleton key for the house.

 

[snexxer]

You had a chain on your bedroom door?

Jesus no, my parents thought i was so much of a tart, my bedroom door was a sliding one.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Jesus no, my parents thought i was so much of a tart, my bedroom door was a sliding one.

you've always has a way with the laydees

 

[snexxer]

you've always has a way with the laydees

When my wife became pregnant with our first. It was my parents first grandchild even though I'm their 3rd child.

A neighbour told my father, "I always knew he'd be the first to have kids!"

 

[angelofthenorth]

When my wife became pregnant with our first. It was my parents first grandchild even though I'm their 3rd child.

A neighbour told my father, "I always knew he'd be the first to have kids!"

i rest my case

 

[Ovidius]

I'm so old that I remember when all the trendy things that teens are wearing were popular the last time.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

When 32" flared bottom jeans and 6" platform soles were men's fashions.

 

[Curious_2]

I can remember when "safe sex" meant a padded headboard

Lol that was a major plus I'm sure. Ah the great ole days. Awesome times.

 

[peripath100]

$1.00 bleacher seats at Fenway Park.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Skiffle