What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Sexy_Singer]

Sometimes I wonder if what I do even qualifies as thinking

Um. Yes.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Listen to the mustn'ts, child,
Listen to the don'ts.
Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the wont's.
Listen to the never haves,
the listen close to me:
Anything can happen, child, anything can be.

My favorite poem by Shel Silverstein, or maybe ever.

However, you probably should ignore that final line if you are just spam DM-ing girls on Lit or if your name is @LordofDargaardkeep

Poor fucking Lord Farquaad (@LordofDargaardkeep). I would proud to be his fucking alt if I wasn't already Wanda's. (@Wand3rlust)

 

[cheekygirl75]

That parking lot is soooo frustrating! Should have known better than to go on a Friday night. Took twenty minutes of circling to get a spot.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Poor fucking Lord Farquaad (@LordofDargaardkeep). I would proud to be his fucking alt if I wasn't already Wanda's. (@Wand3rlust)

Can you swap places with me then? When he said "dungeon", I was expecting something far more exciting than constantly doing his laundry... which happens to be my least favorite chore.

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Took twenty minutes of circling to get a spot.

Sounds like my love life

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Can you swap places with me then? When he said "dungeon", I was expecting something far more exciting than constantly doing his laundry... which happens to be my least favorite chore.

My dear. No laundry for you. You would be placed into restraints in my dungeon and I would cut your clothing off one piece at a time.

What would happen next is not meant to be said in a public thread.

 

[MrPimms]

That parking lot is soooo frustrating! Should have known better than to go on a Friday night. Took twenty minutes of circling to get a spot.

These are the directions for clueless men.

-writes them down-

 

[Chloe_Harper]

My dear. No laundry for you.

You have my attention.

You would be placed into restraints in my dungeon

Keep going

and I would cut your clothing off one piece at a time.

Wait... cut it off? What if I like this outfit?! You better buy me a new one

What would happen next is not meant to be said in a public thread.

Aww, I always love an alt who is shy

 

[Apisto42]

That parking lot is soooo frustrating! Should have known better than to go on a Friday night. Took twenty minutes of circling to get a spot.

I circled it for 20 minutes trying to find the right spot once.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

You have my attention.

Good girl.

Keep going

Maybe

Wait... cut it off? What if I like this outfit?! You better buy me a new one

It depends.

Aww, I always love an alt who is shy

I am not shy. I am a gentle-alt.

 

[Norfolkguy49]

I need someone here to cuddle

 

[Susurration]

I need more free time.

 

[Chillygirl]

I know other people are going through their own personal slog across hell, but honestly I don’t have the capacity to worry about them. I want to care how they are doing, but I just can’t right now.

My therapist is always reminding me to make a little time for myself. Show myself the same care and compassion I show others. It’s ok to just worry about yourself.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I know other people are going through their own personal slog across hell, but honestly I don’t have the capacity to worry about them. I want to care how they are doing, but I just can’t right now.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

My dear. No laundry for you. You would be placed into restraints in my dungeon and I would cut your clothing off one piece at a time.

What would happen next is not meant to be said in a public thread.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I circled it for 20 minutes trying to find the right spot once.

It's not about the destination, it's about the journey.

I think I said that correctly.

 

[Apisto42]

It's not about the destination, it's about the journey.

I think I said that correctly.

She said it was about the fucking destination and I’d better hurry the fuck up and get there!

 

[TiedbyChris]

This is too late to be still awake

 

[VamPal1]

Do I have it in me to travel to China.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is this too early, or too late to be awake??

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Is this too early, or too late to be awake??

Yes

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Are kids actually having as much fun as I did when I was a kid? It feels like “no.”

But maybe I’m just becoming an “in my day” Karen.

 

[Klaus_Smith]

That it is time for bed.

 

[ShaneoD]

Getting sent for your "lunch break" at 5.30am still feels weird

 

[sunset_dreaming]

Just how needy can a pup be….?

And just how indestructible can an ‘indestructible ’ chew toy be…?