Sugar Baby needed

[EmilyMiller]

Hеy, thank you for the lovely bouquet
You're sweeter than a peach
But you don't know the life of a showgirl, babe
And you're never ever gonna
Wait, the more you play, the more that you pay
You're softer than a kitten
So you don't know the life of a showgirl, babe
And you're never gonna wanna

If only I could sing, @MelissaBaby could play Taylor and I could play Sabrina.

 

[YmaOHyd]

I went to high school with a girl who was 6'4 (star volleyball player, shockingly). There was one guy in school taller than her, he wasn't good enough to take her to prom, so she went with someone who was ~5'9 or something. And she wore some very tall heels. They were a very funny-looking couple.

 

[MelissaBaby]

*Starts scolding younger self for not coming out of the closet sooner*

All in all, I was into tall girls before transitioning, and I'm just one inch shorter than you.

I dated a lot of guys who were shorter than me, and I never minded. But in the end, I married the tallest one. Don't know what conclusion I'd draw from that.

 

[MelissaBaby]

I'm 11.5 inches shorter than you. But Jo's about an inch and a half taller than you.

Good things come in small packages, honey.

 

[MelissaBaby]

*taking notes*

You can get Flamingo 801s with heels up to 8".

 

[MelissaBaby]

I went to high school with a girl who was 6'4 (star volleyball player, shockingly). There was one guy in school taller than her, he wasn't good enough to take her to prom, so she went with someone who was ~5'9 or something. And she wore some very tall heels. They were a very funny-looking couple.

I'm not good at math, but where was his face when they danced close?

 

[YmaOHyd]

I'm not good at math, but where was his face when they danced close?

I'm not sure, but I think it'd have been in her booty if she'd had the 801s.

 

[AwkwardlySet]

You can get Flamingo 801s with heels up to 8".

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I've always found high heels to be one of the sexiest items a woman could wear, but boy do I hate literally all types of platforms...

There's just something so inelegant and vulgar about them. Might be just me, idk.

 

[TheRedChamber]

I dated a lot of guys who were shorter than me, and I never minded. But in the end, I married the tallest one. Don't know what conclusion I'd draw from that.

I call it Snow White's Law.

 

[EmilyMiller]

You can get Flamingo 801s with heels up to 8".

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[SmilingLez]

I'm 5' 10". I don't want to come off as arrogant.

Commanding then?

 

[MelissaBaby]

Commanding then?

I can go with that. But I'm a lot more subtle about it than I used to be.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

I've always found high heels to be one of the sexiest items a woman could wear, but boy do I hate literally all types of platforms...

There's just something so inelegant and vulgar about them. Might be just me, idk.

And then platform mules ....

Just noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SamanthaBehgs]

You can get Flamingo 801s with heels up to 8".

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I see this and all I can think of is how I'd manage to break both ankles before I made it two steps. Like, I'd probably break them while still trying these puppies on at the store.

 

[MelissaBaby]

I see this and all I can think of is how I'd manage to break both ankles before I made it two steps. Like, I'd probably break them while still trying these puppies on at the store.

Oh, you mean like some dumb bitch who bought cheap knockoffs, which broke, which caused her a badly sprained ankle, which led her to gobble pain pills by the handful, which got her fired from a great paying gig? Yeah, don't do that.

 

[JMJ4Play]

Wait: IS THIS A WENDY’S?

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Ummm, Pleasers ARE cheap knockoffs.


OK, maybe not knockoffs as such because no one else would have many of their styles, but cheap, for sure ... $50 or less. Ellie is similar and there are or were other divisions of both brands.



But nobody is going to dance in $500 designer heels either.

 

[Statius]

Awe man, I missed all the fun . Oh well. I vote to make him a friend so he'll post again. We need more entertainment like that around here, brings everyone together.

 

[SamanthaBehgs]

Oh, you mean like some dumb bitch who bought cheap knockoffs, which broke, which caused her a badly sprained ankle, which led her to gobble pain pills by the handful, which got her fired from a great paying gig? Yeah, don't do that.

Did I .... miss a post on here? Did she end up making bank writing about those fancy shoes?

 

[iwatchus]

Did I .... miss a post on here? Did she end up making bank writing about those fancy shoes?

Read her autobiographical Fall and Rise.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Ummm, Pleasers ARE cheap knockoffs.


OK, maybe not knockoffs as such because no one else would have many of their styles, but cheap, for sure ... $50 or less. Ellie is similar and there are or were other divisions of both brands.



But nobody is going to dance in $500 designer heels either.

I made the mistake of dancing in a $50 pair, as noted above. It's been a few years since I've bought any, but last time I did, the high end lines ran about $120-150.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Read her autobiographical Fall and Rise.

Thank you. I should hire you to be my publicity agent.

My Fall and Rise

 

[SamanthaBehgs]

Read her autobiographical Fall and Rise.

That's a long one - imma have to get to it, but I'm so sorry if I stepped into something....

 

[MelissaBaby]

That's a long one - imma have to get to it, but I'm so sorry if I stepped into something....

You've done nothing to be sorry about.

It's not that long, really. All the chapters are short. It totals about 35k words.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

Hеy, thank you for the lovely bouquet
You're sweeter than a peach
But you don't know the life of a showgirl, babe
And you're never ever gonna
Wait, the more you play, the more that you pay
You're softer than a kitten
So you don't know the life of a showgirl, babe
And you're never gonna wanna

If only I could sing, @MelissaBaby could play Taylor and I could play Sabrina.

Why did this give me the plot bunny of a meet cute between a petite IT girl and a tall stripper in those pleasers from high up?

November can't finish sooner...