Sugar Baby needed

[MelissaBaby]

They'll just work it into the package price. They always get you on the options.

That’s not how sugaring works. Daddy pays for everything. He likes lingerie, he buys it. He wants to get pegged, he buys the strap on. If he wants “Netflix and chill” he pays the Netflix subscription.

 

[lovecraft68]

Hmmm, weird that the OP's first thread didn't get any takers

https://forum.literotica.com/thread...ho-is-interested-to-be-my-sugar-baby.1644405/

I blame all the site glitches. Someone PM Laurel and ask her to look into it.

I'll start a thread right now. You should too.

 

[Z_TheWriter]

Hmmm, weird that the OP's first thread didn't get any takers

https://forum.literotica.com/thread...ho-is-interested-to-be-my-sugar-baby.1644405/

I blame all the site glitches. Someone PM Laurel and ask her to look into it.

Man is persistent, damn. Saw one much like it in "Story Ideas" too.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Please say they get the whip.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Untrue. They do it by showing up at the clubs in their expensive car and flashing their money clips around while drinking Vodka and Viagra cocktails.

I don’t look at that as advertising, I look at it as a job interview.

 

[SmilingLez]

I’m looking for a female will be my sugar baby someone who can care for me

www sugarbabiescandy dot com

Buy yourself a case or two

 

[MelissaBaby]

You realize whenever you post something like this it gets the permanently stuck at 12 men here all flustered.

Never mind what it does to Wanda

I’ll make an exception and wash Wanda’s dishes.

 

[StillStunned]

Not had much experience with sugar babies, but I love gummy bears.

 

[SimonDoom]

Sugar Baby:

1. Becomes attached, emotionally and otherwise, quickly.
2. Not particular about location or environment.
3. Unconcerned with age or looks.
4. Fond of oral.
5. Minimal care and feeding requirements, except, you know.
6. Sugar baby absolutely, 100%, cannot be pried away from you.
7. Some risk of heart burn.

 

[lovecraft68]

I don’t look at that as advertising, I look at it as a job interview.

Some guys want to see what they're getting. They don't want to be misled by fake interwebz pictures.

What's the line from Fridays "Said she looked like Janet Jackson, shows up looking like Freddie Jackson!"

 

[lovecraft68]

I’ll make an exception and wash Wanda’s dishes.

I heard she only orders take out so...

 

[MelissaBaby]

Some guys want to see what they're getting. They don't want to be misled by fake interwebz pictures.

What's the line from Fridays "Said she looked like Janet Jackson, shows up looking like Freddie Jackson!"

I suspect that our new friend Chriss is not that particular.

 

[MelissaBaby]

I heard she only orders take out so...

Hell then, I’ve got it made.

 

[Erozetta]

I got offered a job as a naked housekeeper once.

I did this for like a week. The guy's wife hired me as a regular housekeeper and cook for when she was away for church functions. I worked for them for a few months.

The undressed part didn't last very long because of reasons.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Everyone can see I've been a good girl and totally refrained from commenting on this. Were I to comment, I'd inform him we don't need his bullshit in AH! But I'm not gonnna say that.

 

[onehitwanda]

I suspect that our new friend Chriss is not that particular.

Is he our friend? I feel we might need a vote.

 

[lovecraft68]

Hell then, I’ve got it made.

plates, glasses, or asses, Melissa, you're not getting paid to stand there.

Shit, I need to use that line.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Is he our friend? I feel we might need a vote.

I’ll vote to be his friend, but my laptop is getting old, and I will need him to buy me a new MacBook to make sure my vote gets through.

 

[MelissaBaby]

plates, glasses, or asses, Melissa, you're not getting paid to stand there.

Shit, I need to use that line.

I don’t expect there will be much standing.

 

[WittyUserName]

He doesn’t specify species does he? Maybe a female great white shark, that would ‘take care of’ him OK.

If he chooses the bear, maybe it'll be a girl bear?

 

[lovecraft68]

I don’t expect there will be much standing.

Logistically it's very possible to remain standing.

I keep going I may have my Valentine's Day contest entry.

 

[cw5523729]

Man is persistent, damn. Saw one much like it in "Story Ideas" too.

Well hey, you don't get a sugar baby by being a quitter, now do you?

 

[cw5523729]

Everyone can see I've been a good girl and totally refrained from commenting on this. Were I to comment, I'd inform him we don't need his bullshit in AH! But I'm not gonnna say that.

Your restraint is epic

 

[Z_TheWriter]

Well hey, you don't get a sugar baby by being a quitter, now do you?

While this is true, I feel the need to point out that this does not make the inverse relation valid.

 

[cw5523729]

You realize whenever you post something like this it gets the permanently stuck at 12 men here all flustered.

Never mind what it does to Wanda

I may have the maturity of a 12 yo but I identify as 18 for the purposes of the Lit terms of service.