Sugar Baby needed

[ChrissGold]

I’m looking for a female will be my sugar baby someone who can care for me

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Me: sir, this is not the place.

Also me: *… how badly do I want story comments?*

 

[MelissaBaby]

I’m looking for a female will be my sugar baby someone who can care for me

Men who can afford sugar babies don’t have to advertise for sugar babies.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I’m looking for a female will be my sugar baby someone who can care for me

Like a full time nurse, one who can change diapers?

 

[onehitwanda]

We're all out of sugar babies, but the crocodile is randy and is willing to wear lipstick if it will help settle the deal.

 

[AwkwardMD]

Sir, this is a Wendy's

 

[MrPixel]

 

[EmilyMiller]

We're all out of sugar babies, but the crocodile is randy and is willing to wear lipstick if it will help settle the deal.

He doesn’t specify species does he? Maybe a female great white shark, that would ‘take care of’ him OK.

 

[cw5523729]

You have three so I hope you're sharing with the rest of the class

 

[Writer61]

I’m looking for a female will be my sugar baby someone who can care for me

I suspect our latest member will have no problem producing a urine sample.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Maybe something like this would be cheaper…

 

[onehitwanda]

He doesn’t specify species does he? Maybe a female great white shark, that would ‘take care of’ him OK.

They are fantastic and affectionate creatures who love giving hugs with their mouths.

 

[PennyThompson]

Like a full time nurse, one who can change diapers?

Sugar In-Home Care is such a smart business model, it might actually get elderly men to take their meds and accept some help

 

[Z_TheWriter]

"Would you care for a Jelly Baby?"

 

[cw5523729]

 

[onehitwanda]

Sugar In-Home Care is such a smart business model, it might actually get elderly men to take their meds and accept some help

If not, do they get the whip?

Please say they get the whip.

 

[cw5523729]

If not, do they get the whip?

Please say they get the whip.

They can certainly hope

 

[MelissaBaby]

Just make sure they buy the whip for you.

 

[onehitwanda]

Just make sure they buy the whip for you.

Each time, otherwise it's unhygienic. We can bill it under "ancillary consumables"

 

[cw5523729]

Just make sure they buy the whip for you.

They'll just work it into the package price. They always get you on the options.

 

[onehitwanda]

"It puts the pills in its mouth or else it gets the hose"

 

[MelissaBaby]

Sugar In-Home Care is such a smart business model, it might actually get elderly men to take their meds and accept some help

I got offered a job as a naked housekeeper once.

Hey, I’ve been paid for plenty of lap dances, but I draw the line at washing dishes.

 

[lovecraft68]

Men who can afford sugar babies don’t have to advertise for sugar babies.

Untrue. They do it by showing up at the clubs in their expensive car and flashing their money clips around while drinking Vodka and Viagra cocktails.

 

[cw5523729]

Hmmm, weird that the OP's first thread didn't get any takers

https://forum.literotica.com/thread...ho-is-interested-to-be-my-sugar-baby.1644405/

I blame all the site glitches. Someone PM Laurel and ask her to look into it.

 

[lovecraft68]

I got offered a job as a naked housekeeper once.

Hey, I’ve been paid for plenty of lap dances, but I draw the line at washing dishes

You realize whenever you post something like this it gets the permanently stuck at 12 men here all flustered.

Never mind what it does to Wanda