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[kreemi_pi]

Every body else out partyin I guess, but I shot my wad last night

 

[kreemi_pi]

Lookit me I'm such a hotty
Out Friday night bein' naughty
Havin a blast
But went out too fast
Now stuck home restin' my body

 

[dirk2024]

A sex mad codger named Bill
Swallowed a Viagra pill
His todger did rise
You should see the size
It sure gave his wife a thrill

 

[kreemi_pi]

A sex mad codger named Bill
Swallowed a Viagra pill
His todger did rise
You should see the size
It sure gave his wife a thrill

Dirk, thanks for your contribution
But i think that there's been some confusion
Viagra balls
Big as Niagra Falls
Would violate our Constitution

 

[DeMont]

Pretty quiet on the ol' Lit Ranch tonite

@kreemi_pi
YAAHOOOOOOO...! YIPEE KY-AY... BOOM, BOOM, BOOM... CRASH, TWANG!!!
There y'go Mizz K
Respectfully loudly,
D.

 

[dirk2024]

Dirk, thanks for your contribution
But i think that there's been some confusion
Viagra balls
Big as Niagra Falls
Would violate our Constitution

Our Constitution I would not offend
It's value I would not suspend
My balls are quite blue
for lack of loving you
I just hope that you'll never unfriend

 

[Michael682]

Also having a home Saturday night
Some drinking, gaming, as well some Lit I might
Watch Lit DMs from her
Pictures, text, make things whirr
Later I might be a sight

 

[kreemi_pi]

Went on a date Friday night
Laced up my corset so tight
He gripped me and yanked me
And fucked me and spanked me
I ALMOST died cumming, not quite

 

[dirk2024]

I find Kreemi's body quite sore
her pain hurts me to my core
I must rub and massage her bod'
until she moans to her god
then she explodes in pleasure with a roar

 

[kreemi_pi]

I find Kreemi's body quite sore
her pain hurts me to my core
I must rub and massage her bod'
until she moans to her god
then she explodes in pleasure with a roar

With that rhyme, Dirk, you could do more
Core, sore, and roar set the floor
But rhyme with more feeling
And reach for the ceiling
Your avatar makes me feel Thor

 

[kreemi_pi]

Haiku's easier
Second line's a bit more work
First and third easy

 

[dirk2024]

With that rhyme, Dirk, you could do more
Core, sore, and roar set the floor
But rhyme with more feeling
And reach for the ceiling
Your avatar makes me feel Thor

her skin was quite soft and so tender
my hands on her waist quite slender
before me she was kneeling
I screamed at the ceiling
her sex was a credit to her gender

 

[kreemi_pi]

My nipples hurt so good

He was quite cruel to them

 

[kreemi_pi]

I had a lot of trouble with my boobs during my No Nut...they were quite rambuntious

 

[dirk2024]

Haiku's easier
Second line's a bit more work
First and third easy

Kreemi holds my mind
sexiness personified
a magnet she is

 

[kreemi_pi]

Felt like rhey were really full and heavy and bouncy...warm and blushing....really sensitive,really distracting, i fektcthem every second

 

[kreemi_pi]

And my nipples OH MY GOD such little whores...ROCK HARD and stiff for three dsys straight

 

[dirk2024]

And my nipples OH MY GOD such little whores...ROCK HARD and stiff for three dsys straight

They have a mind of their own, wanting, seeking stimulation.

 

[kreemi_pi]

And my nipples OH MY GOD such little whores...ROCK HARD and stiff for three dsys straight

Sooo sensitive, i thought if anything touched them i'd orgasm...

 

[dirk2024]

Sooo sensitive, i thought if anything touched them i'd orgasm...

*sending phsyic thoughts to Kreemi's nipples...*

 

[kreemi_pi]

They have a mind of their own, wanting, seeking stimulation.

YEAH! They were just THRUSTING out there, like reaching out the universe and saying GIVE ME SOME LOOOOOVE

 

[kreemi_pi]

*sending phsyic thoughts to Kreemi's nipples...*

And i feeeeel it baby

 

[dirk2024]

And i feeeeel it baby

*softly tugs...*

 

[DeMont]

*softly tugs...*

@dirk2024,
yes my dear colleague, I'm tugging as well...
Respectfully,
D.

 

[kreemi_pi]

*softly tugs...*

Dirk, have you been on Thread Deleted before? If not, then a big warm wet sexy WELCUM