Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Off_base]

I often shuddered when she made gelatin drops with her digits.

It gets crazy when she brings them to bed.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

It gets crazy when she brings women to bed.

I’ve got nothing against ambisextrous adventures but I won’t have glitter in the bed.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I’ve got nothing against Auntie's sex adventures, but I won’t have her litter in the bed.

That's right! Make her clean up her own mess!

 

[Off_base]

That's tight! Makes her cleavage up her whole chest!

Yeah, she probably shouldn't wear that to church.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Yeah, she probably shouldn't bare that in church.

What's wrong with baring one's penitent buttocks?

 

[Actingup]

What's wrong with baring one's pendulous buttocks?

When you get a good wobble going, it's quite the sight.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

When you get a good Wobbly going, it's quite the sight.

"I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night . . ."

 

[yowser]

"I dreamed I saw Jo's hill last night . . ."

And the crack of dawn was not safe the next morning.

 

[Off_base]

Sand in your crack is wrong, even with fair warning.

Sex on the beach isn't just the name of a cocktail.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sex with a leech isn't just the same as a cock fail.

Are you speaking literally or figuratively?

 

[Off_base]

Are you leaking liberally or faking lately?

I'm not admitting to either one.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'm not admiring either bone.

You're probably just jealous.

 

[Off_base]

You're being overzealous.

It's okay honey, we can try again later.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It's hokey money; can we try it again later?

I wouldn't push your luck.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

I could zhuzh your truck.

Are you contemplating my Tacoma or tushie?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Are you contemplating my Omah's tushie?

I admit, there is a certain attraction in the rear of a mature Asian lady.

 

[Actingup]

I admit, there is a certain attraction in the rear of a Malaysian lady.

If she makes a good Beef Rendang, marry her immediately.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

If she has a good beef, goldang, hire a mediator.

Shouldn't HR take care of that problem?

 

[Actingup]

Shouldn't HR ‘take care’ of your problem?

I’m not sure what country you live in, but here the function of HR is to help the company screw you. You’re not expected to enjoy it.