English_guy_bkk
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There is always one..Normally your dick dictates your whole day
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There is always one..Normally your dick dictates your whole day
In my mind, there is always more than oneThere is always one..
Always sexy minded...like 2 plumbers show up to a leakIn my mind, there is always more than one![]()
Damn porn, giving women unrealistic expectations.....it takes weeks to get a plumberAlways sexy minded...like 2 plumbers show up to a leak
Oh goodness, no. Plumbers always turn the leak into full on gushing!Always sexy minded...like 2 plumbers show up to a leak
HVAC guys.. keeping the heat on..Oh goodness, no. Plumbers always turn the leak into full on gushing!
I much more prefer carpenters. Good with their hands, have precision instruments and keep their tools very well maintained![]()
I’ve never had an issue acquiring a service man or two for my urgent needsDamn porn, giving women unrealistic expectations.....it takes weeks to get a plumber
Carpenters???? It's only just become to live..white paint and promisesOh goodness, no. Plumbers always turn the leak into full on gushing!
I much more prefer carpenters. Good with their hands, have precision instruments and keep their tools very well maintained![]()
SandwichesI’ve never had an issue acquiring a service man or two for my urgent needs![]()
Sounds like something that is transmitted through bodily fluids. Although, @Lord Pmann might be interested in a HVACHVAC guys.. keeping the heat on..
I'm sure guys get pretty handy when you're in needI’ve never had an issue acquiring a service man or two for my urgent needs![]()
FifyI'm sure guys get prettyhandyhandsy when you're in need
Make believe it’s your first time and I’ll make believe it’s mineCarpenters???? It's only just become to live..white paint and promises
This does explain why some of the ladies here like to see the things I've made over the yearsMake believe it’s your first time and I’ll make believe it’s mine![]()
When you make something that is very well erected, drop a pic in my box so I can assess your skillsThis does explain why some of the ladies here like to see the things I've made over the years![]()
This post might cause you to have a busy evening, and not from the construction types eitherWhen you make something that is very well erected, drop a pic in my box so I can assess your skills![]()
Like 70/30.…… Fairs fairMake believe it’s your first time and I’ll make believe it’s mine![]()
Chips again probably.What's for tea?
don't do chips...or I should say I rarely do chips....unless it's a chip buttie of courseChips again probably.
OOh Lurpack and don't forget the scrapsdon't do chips...or I should say I rarely do chips....unless it's a chip buttie of course
wi loads o salt n vinegar......(Perhaps a sneaky squeeze o ketchup)OOh Lurpack and don't forget the scraps