What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Tallulah82]

DO IT!

I may, especially now I'm drinking...

 

[jason28053]

I’ll just leave this here

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[MrPimms]

If you’re going to message someone out of the blue, make an effort, have something to make the message stand out!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

If you’re going to message someone out of the blue, make an effort, have something to make the message stand out!

You mean... "Hey, I'm horny. Can you help?" doesn't work???

 

[dkak001]

I was just thinking about how many photos of tiddies are in my imgbb account...

so yes... YOU should be thinking about tiddies

Care to share your login and password?

 

[Cindy027]

If you’re going to message someone out of the blue, make an effort, have something to make the message stand out!

It's really nice that you are trying to help your competition

 

[MrPimms]

You mean... "Hey, I'm horny. Can you help?" doesn't work???

It doesn’t?! Haha

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You mean... "Hey, I'm horny. Can you help?" doesn't work???

Or when they drop in a dic pic first thing and say “let’s masturbate baby”?

 

[MrPimms]

It's really nice that you are trying to help your competition

A couple of generic sentences does little to inspire a response.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

It doesn’t?! Haha

It can.
Depends upon the person receiving the pm and their current state of arousal.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Or when they drop in a dic pic first thing and say “let’s masturbate baby”?

THIS!

bonus points for an open toilet in the background of said pic

 

[cheekygirl75]

Mmmm, coffee

 

[dkak001]

THIS!

bonus points for an open toilet in the background of said pic

Or a dick pic while selfie shooter is sitting on a toilet?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Or a dick pic while selfie shooter is sitting on a toilet?

Oh lord... yeah
Definite bonus points there

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Mmmm, coffee

Fuck coffee.

Have a martini

 

[angelofthenorth]

It's like the blitz out there!

 

[AtramentousRex]

Everyone and every thing, has the right to fight to live. Best never to forget that.

 

[Him15]

All I did was twitch my leg, I didnt kill anyone

Cats are judgey

 

[Xerxes82]

A post I saw in one of the meme threads has me thinking about a story one of my female friends once told me way back in university.

She and her then boyfriend were fucking, and he suddenly paused, said something to the effect of "You've put on some weight, you're looking a little fat," and then resumed his thrusting.

Like... what? This lovely (and she was lovely) girl is letting you between her thighs and that's what you're thinking about?

People be weird, yo.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

A post I saw in one of the meme threads has me thinking about a story one of my female friends once told me way back in university.

She and her then boyfriend were fucking, and he suddenly paused, said something to the effect of "You've put on some weight, you're looking a little fat," and then resumed his thrusting.

Like... what? This lovely (and she was lovely) girl is letting you between her thighs and that's what you're thinking about?

People be weird, yo.

That jackass would have been out of my bed so fast his head would spin.

 

[Xerxes82]

That jackass would have been out of my bed so fast his head would spin.

I honestly don't recall how she handled it in the immediate, if she ever told me. But she did promptly dump his ass, yes.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Thank god i got my coffee before the headache started

 

[beachbaby179]

I hate raking leaves.

 

[LostHorizon]

I hate raking leaves.

The leaves hate it too.

 

[cheekygirl75]

My brain is a mix of

And