No Nut November

[Mo_Bandy]

Another day another nut. Cant walk around grocery with sweatpant boners.

 

[Apisto42]

Another day another nut. Cant walk around grocery with sweatpant boners.

Just hold it back with the waistband.

But you’ll need to make sure your shirt is long enough to keep it covered when you get something off the top shelf.

 

[Abeona1]

Cum on boys do it for the girls.

Now you know what it's like when you roll over once you have cum and leave us ladies hanging.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

This thread always reminds me of Lionel Hutz.

“Oh that should read: No, Nut November”.

When I found the thread I had to change it back from Nut Nightly November after last year's calamity

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Cum on boys do it for the girls.

Now you know what it's like when you roll over once you have cum and leave us ladies hanging.

Surely this guy didn't leave you hanging for a month, every single night consecutively... right?

 

[Xerxes82]

Technically I'm still master of my domain this month, but only due to lack of opportunity.

Soon as I get a chance later, we're swapping to 'nut every day November'

 

[deft]

I already broke it. Do I win £5?

 

[azflyboy69]

Fail

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I already broke it. Do I win £5?

What? Nooooooo, you're supposed to hold out to win!

 

[deft]

What? Nooooooo, you're supposed to hold out to win!

I guess so… but losing felt kinda good.

 

[Apisto42]

I guess so… but losing felt kinda good.

Your prostate thanks you for losing!

 

[Abeona1]

Surely this guy didn't leave you hanging for a month, every single night consecutively...

Your being too specific.
I was speaking up for woman, who have been treated like that before and since the sexual revolution.

All those poor woman told to lie back and think of England.

Think of it as women's sexual history month.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Been waking up with hard ons which is God’s way of telling me to keep up with daily nuts.

 

[Glassnslate]

Dang, just lost the battle again. 5th nut this month. My wife is happy though.

 

[Endless_Night]

As a point of curiosity, @deefalttwunnyfor, what is the furtherest you've made it on this challenge? Have you ever finished the month?

 

[RDM97756]

Didn’t realize there were multiple threads for this. Putting my name in the hat.

 

[hotwords229_A]

As a point of curiosity, @deefalttwunnyfor, what is the furtherest you've made it on this challenge? Have you ever finished the month?

Or the first day?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I just realized it’s also No Shave November.
So if I have an extra hour from daylight savings,
And I’m not wasting time shaving,
And I’m not masturbating,
What the hell am I supposed to do?
Accomplish something?
This feels like a conspiracy.

 

[Endless_Night]

I just realized it’s also No Shave November.

What? For realz?

This feels like a conspiracy.

Always.

 

[Endless_Night]

Or the first day?

Well, I mean, sure.

But it seems within the realm of possibility the thread purveyor might have marginally better control.

 

[deft]

What? For realz?

Yep. Movember here, where you grow a Mo for charity.

https://uk.movember.com/

 

[Endless_Night]

Yep. Movember here, where you grow a Mo for charity.

https://uk.movember.com/

This is fabulous!

I first became aware of the largely negative social impact on men's mental and physical health only ten years ago or so. Nice to see a focus.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Well, I mean, sure.

But it seems within the realm of possibility the thread purveyor might have marginally better control.

It does seem that way.

This is fabulous!

I first became aware of the largely negative social impact on men's mental and physical health only ten years ago or so. Nice to see a focus.

Is there anything a mustache can’t do.

 

[Apisto42]

I just realized it’s also No Shave November.

I did that in 2017. Still haven’t shaved. That’s how dedicated I am.

So if I have an extra hour from daylight savings,
And I’m not wasting time shaving,
And I’m not masturbating,
What the hell am I supposed to do?
Accomplish something?

That sounds dangerous.

This feels like a conspiracy.

It’s aliens. Always aliens.

 

[EvaLane]

It’d be fun to have a duo partner for a teasing/no pleasing contest of sorts

How far am I willing to go to get you to fail?
How long could you last?

Maybe next year, if I had a willing participant