The world is screwed. It's Over. It's done!!! The Future is No More!

[StillStunned]

What kind of rolls are those on the right?

 

[dirk2024]

My heart is plenty healthy and doesn't need blessing.

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That's not sausage gravy! Which is obvious if you have a healthy heart.

 

[onehitwanda]

What kind of rolls are those on the right?

There are no words in English, Pictish, Gaelic or Cymraeg to adequately describe how much rage you just caused in the entirety of the British Isles. I think the shades of both Victoria AND Elizabeth II just sat up and went "You fucking wot mate."

Those are Yorkshire puddings and they are the third best thing on any roast dinner.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

I've had them about twice.

Used to have some distant family that made them.

 

[stickygirl]

There are no words in English, Pictish, Gaelic or Cymraeg to adequately describe how much rage you just caused in the entirety of the British Isles. I think the shades of both Victoria AND Elizabeth II just sat up and went "You fucking wot mate."

Those are Yorkshire puddings and they are the third best thing on any roast dinner.

Those are kinda noncy puds like - all fluff. Gran used to have stuff that was pretty much lardy fried

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Those are kinda noncy puds like - all fluff. Gran used to have stuff that was pretty much lardy fried

That's what I recall someone telling me .... fried fat ... somehow.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

I would love to hear Venezuelan idiosyncracies, FWIW

They sound like people from the Canary Islands, but with Latinamerican rules from grammar rather than European ones.

 

[AwkwardMD]

They sound like people from the Canary Islands, but with Latinamerican rules from grammar rather than European ones.

Time is a flat circle, and we will all do this again and again.

Drink, my friends.

 

[NuclearFairy]

There are no words in English, Pictish, Gaelic or Cymraeg to adequately describe how much rage you just caused in the entirety of the British Isles. I think the shades of both Victoria AND Elizabeth II just sat up and went "You fucking wot mate."

Those are Yorkshire puddings and they are the third best thing on any roast dinner.

Are you sure they're not popovers?

 

[PennyThompson]

Time is a flat circle, and we will all do this again and again.

Drink, my friends.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

The only acceptable time to pronounce "Z" as "zee" instead of "zed" is when you're talking about ZZ Top.

The Z is a sensitive topic between Latinamericans and Spaniards. The problem is that to us it sounds like an S, but all the way over there it's the same sound as the letter Þ. I didn't learn how to differentiate between them until I started dipping my toes into Gothic and heard that the explaination for Þ is that it sounds like a soft F, so then it was a grand reveal to me why they always pronounced the Zs differently.

Time is a flat circle, and we will all do this again and again.

Drink, my friends.

The best part is how many times I fixed that message because my brain typed so fast that instead of using the word "for" I wrote "from."

THIS IS WHY I DON'T CRITICISE OTHER PEOPLE'S USE OF LANGUAGE!

 

[Writer61]

Biscuits and gravy, my favorite

Weirdo.

Biscuits are things that you have with a cup of tea or coffee, preferably your favourite blend.

 

[Writer61]

Churchill described the UK and US as "two nations divided by a common language."

I'm sensing that the divisions have multiplied. Do the maths!

 

[onehitwanda]

Those are kinda noncy puds like - all fluff.

We can send them to the Andrew formerly known as Prince.

 

[alohadave]

Weirdo.

Biscuits are things that you have with a cup of tea or coffee, preferably your favourite blend.

Yes, that was the joke.

 

[stickygirl]

We can send them to the Andrew formerly known as Prince.

Only if I can curl one off in it

 

[TheWritingGroup]

Starting a sentence with the words, "I mean..."



It's becoming so prevalent I see author's who are writing it into their dialog here on Lit.

Almost as prevalent as apostrophe's in plural's?

We'll stop doing it when you fuckers stop putting Z everywhere.

"... stop putting Z where it belongs." Fixed that for you.

What kind of heathen nonsense is "sausage gravy"?

It's def heathen. It contains pork, forbidden explicitly by the Bible.

There are no words in English, Pictish, Gaelic or Cymraeg to adequately describe how much rage you just caused in the entirety of the British Isles. I think the shades of both Victoria AND Elizabeth II just sat up and went "You fucking wot mate."

Those are Yorkshire puddings and they are the third best thing on any roast dinner.

I give about a 90% chance @iwatchus did that on purpose.

--Annie

 

[sirhugs]

There are no words in English, Pictish, Gaelic or Cymraeg to adequately describe how much rage you just caused in the entirety of the British Isles. I think the shades of both Victoria AND Elizabeth II just sat up and went "You fucking wot mate."

Those are Yorkshire puddings and they are the third best thing on any roast dinner.

unless the puddings are the texture of hockey pucks with dents in the middle, like they make them here

 

[AlexBailey]

“Bruh! That slaps! Pure fire!”

- Overheard last night by my ancient ears.

 

[TheRedChamber]

That'd be "I am being sat at a light"

"I'm sat at a light" is using the past tense form in the present

Sat is both the past and the past participle of sit - and thus makes both the passive and the (passive) continuous form you used above.

There is no need for the continuous. Because someone else is doing the action, it concludes when bum hits seat.

 

[AwkwardMD]

Sat is both the past and the past participle of sit - and thus makes both the passive and the (passive) continuous form you used above.

There is no need for the continuous. Because someone else is doing the action, it concludes when bum hits seat.

respect

 

[TheRedChamber]

“Bruh! That slaps! Pure fire!”

- Overheard last night by my ancient ears.

Man! That's really heavy. Far out.

I say, old chap! That a rotter. Just not cricket.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

respect

Aretha?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Aretha?

That'd be R-E-S-P-E-C-T

 

[Rustyoznail]

"Moving forward"
"Defo"
"Leg speed"

So many idiotic terms...