What is the best way to masturbate

[Feathered2Orgasm]

Uhhhhh..... a friend passed these on.

Duly noted.

 

[Trubbycat]

Furtively with plenty of guilt

 

[AlwaysInTrouble]

Two-handed and often.

 

[Feathered2Orgasm]

I like using a feather. I think it prolongs the experience.
Course, I have a tickle fetish that might have something to do with it.
Has anybody else tried this?

 

[Paul4play]

Variety is the spice of….
* Rub up and down on the edge of the marble bathroom vanity or kitchen counter.
* Rub up and down on the edge of an adjustable height work desk be careful of splinters! (Ouch!)
* Hand held spray in the shower, varying spray jets and target: glans, shaft, balls, anus, nipples
* Various textures: lingerie (wide variety!), feminine footwear, sanitary pad (thin vs thick)
* Food: melons, spreads, baked goods, cold vs warm foods (whipped cream vs chocolate sauce)
* Location: outdoors!, risky vs safe, all the rooms of your home, public restrooms?, theaters
And many more!

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

With a friend

 

[Boat1]

Mutually, with my Goddess Wife.

 

[spawnofdavey]

With a friend

Finding a friend is the issue

 

[NisseSliten]

Naked outdoors, in a forest, not in the rain today though. Even if you find a "safe" spot there's always a little excitment of being naked and exposed like that. Love it!

 

[MC_Bonertime]

With a friend

mmm totally agree. And then if you need to change it up you can always trade.

 

[drunkwombat]

Finding a friend is the issue

Heard that with my bad ear.

 

[bisissyhusband1]

Naked outdoors, in a forest, not in the rain today though. Even if you find a "safe" spot there's always a little excitment of being naked and exposed like that. Love it!

Would you like to be caught?

 

[stargame]

If you're in to Food Fetish, here's some creative ways for self sex.

Bore a penis size hole in any large Potato, Sweet Potato or Butternut Squash. Make sure your hard penis is comfortable in the hole, then take your Avocado and lubricate the primary Vegetable with it, then go for it. The benifet of doing this is that the wonderful skin conditioning elements of Avocade will give you the silkiest Cock in the neighborhood.

#2 Grab your Honeydew Melon or Cantelope and carve a slightly smaller hole in it than your erect Penis. This way, when you shove your rock hard member into the soft juicy flesh, it will feel just like a wet Vagina. Half a dozen strokes and you'll shoot your wad. Then slice it in quarters (the Melon, not your Weiner), scrape out the seeds..... and cum if you so desire, then top them with a scoop of Icecream and you have dessert for the family!

See, a good masturbation with food will make you and the whole family happy.

Fantastic in every way.

 

[JordynRose]

For the pleasure of my lover as she watches me.

 

[Scooter58]

Furtively with plenty of guilt

 

[Worzel550]

For wifey, I video call, legs spread, everything on show, in a hotel (I work away)
Limp to start, but growing as she encourages.
A little tea tree oil and teasing helmet gets me growing. The tingling sensation delightful.
Her encouragement essential as I drop a little lotion now stroking long and slow.
My head is buried in the pillow as the sensations increase.
Edging stop and start until I can't control anymore, feeling the build up as I stroke faster and faster, moaning as I cum hard.
Then her appreciation of the load.
Of course secretly I'm open to exploring other watchers

 

[Scooter58]

I was driving my teenage son and his friends to an event years ago. They were being rowdy and silly. One of them brought up “the stranger “. One boy asked “What’s that?” The first boy replied”Oh, that’s when you sit on your hand till it goes to sleep and then you jack off with that hand and because you can’t feel anything, it feels like someone else is doing it for you” I nearly ran off the road laughing at this. Boys..!

 

[Feathered2Orgasm]

I was driving my teenage son and his friends to an event years ago. They were being rowdy and silly. One of them brought up “the stranger “. One boy asked “What’s that?” The first boy replied”Oh, that’s when you sit on your hand till it goes to sleep and then you jack off with that hand and because you can’t feel anything, it feels like someone else is doing it for you” I nearly ran off the road laughing at this. Boys..!

Actually, it's more effective if you raise your hand over your head until it goes numb. But, to each his own I suppose.

 

[WeWeeOui]

Naked outdoors, in a forest, not in the rain today though. Even if you find a "safe" spot there's always a little excitment of being naked and exposed like that. Love it!

Not to mention checking yourself for Ticks afterwards. Not fun.

 

[4yourpleasureiam]

After your wife or before you marry your mother gives yo permission to get naked and read sex stories to them. It is so nice to masturbate as they give directions. Admittedly you may feel shame after your drained

 

[Mrs_and_mr]

While being watched and told how to do it.

 

[NisseSliten]

Not to mention checking yourself for Ticks afterwards. Not fun.

Not such a big problem either, more mosquitos than ticks, never had one actually (more walking around than sitting in the grass...)

 

[Duke981]

Two handed massage using just your fingers

 

[Anononly1992]

Partial to using my wife's vibrator in my ass while I wank! Feels amazing! Once had a finger up my ass and she asked me to finish myself off ..fuck me I exploded

 

[Str8biStroker]

My favourite is when I get to be home alone for a few hours. I get naked in the living room, queue up a variety of porn to cast from my phone onto the big screen tv and then hop on Lit (either here in the Forums or the Chat Rooms side) and have some hot chats.

I stroke fast and slow edging for hours until I’m absolutely ready to blow.

Then I like to host a Whereby room where ideally I’m joined by a group of masturbators showing off. From there I like to be watched as I stroke out a hot load from aching balls.