The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: wine (and/or boobies)

[cw5523729]

You caved quick. Doesn't take much to surrender the high ground does it? Everybody has a price, Penny's is eggs!

Hey, to be fair, have you seen the price of a dozen eggs these days? Cut her some slack.

 

[StillStunned]

I imagine him giggling with glee every time he has an excuse to change the title.

I never giggle. I'm far too serious.

And just for that, I'm going to leave the title the way it is now. Sooner or later we'll move away from eggs.

 

[NuclearFairy]

I never giggle. I'm far too serious.

And just for that, I'm going to leave the title the way it is now. Sooner or later we'll move away from eggs.

Ah, do you chortle then?

 

[cw5523729]

Sooner or later we'll move away from eggs.

Are you sure? Didn't you hear that I have access to unlimited free eggs? I can keep going indefinitely.

 

[cw5523729]

Ah, do you chortle then?

Maybe a subtle guffaw.

 

[cw5523729]

https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-14-2017/Ry_1yM.gif

 

[StillStunned]

I don't giggle. I don't guffaw. I don't chortle. I don't chuckle, or snigger, or smile. Sometimes I smirk, but only when no-one can see.

My wife says she married me for my sense of humour.

 

[Bamagan]

Maybe a subtle guffaw.

I'm not sure who, but someone on this thread has been tittering ever since the boob heading.

 

[cw5523729]

I'm not sure who, but someone on this thread has been tittering ever since the boob heading.

You guys really need to CAN it with all the breast puns. This is getting udderly ridiculous. Just knocker it off already!

 

[cw5523729]

I don't giggle. I don't guffaw. I don't chortle. I don't chuckle, or snigger, or smile. Sometimes I smirk, but only when no-one can see.

So you cackle then?

 

[StillStunned]

So you cackle then?

Cackling is the same as chuckling, only with hunched shoulders and evil hand-rubbing.

 

[stickygirl]

I’m upset about the captive ducks. Next it’ll be turkey chicks

 

[NuclearFairy]

Cackling is the same as chuckling, only with hunched shoulders and evil hand-rubbing.

I do most of my cackling while my fingers are dancing over the keyboard.

 

[cw5523729]

I’m upset about the captive ducks. Next it’ll be turkey chicks

Two of them are males, so we don't even get eggs. Complete freeloaders.

 

[stickygirl]

Two of them are males, so we don't even get eggs. Complete freeloaders.

Sounds about right

 

[Statius]

Hey, to be fair, have you seen the price of a dozen eggs these days? Cut her some slack.

We do buy eggs, go through quite a few actually. But hey, cut the inspections, fire inspectors, let a salmonella outbreak happen, issue another recall...

 

[cw5523729]

We do buy eggs, go through quite a few actually. But hey, cut the inspections, fire inspectors, let a salmonella outbreak happen, issue another recall...

In truth, we eat eggs like 3 times a year. We give all the rest away. During the warmer months we end up with so many that we give them to people that don't even ask for them.

 

[Bramblethorn]

People always seem to be revolted by hairless cats, but the ones I've met have always been absolutely adorable.

I've only met the one, but she was a sweetheart and so soft to the touch.

 

[NuclearFairy]

In truth, we eat eggs like 3 times a year. We give all the rest away. During the warmer months we end up with so many that we give them to people that don't even ask for them.

We eat eggs all the time, and still wind up doing this in the middle of summer. Only everyone we normally do that with moved away last year. So on top of freezing a bunch for winter, we also wound up scrambling a bunch and feeding them back to the chickens.

 

[Statius]

2 eggs mon- Fri for me. Over easy in a cast iron. Love it! Scrambled on weekends, no cast iron, or pancakes/ waffles. Sometimes my wife will boil some during the week and take to work.

 

[stickygirl]

We eat eggs all the time, and still wind up doing this in the middle of summer. Only everyone we normally do that with moved away last year. So on top of freezing a bunch for winter, we also wound up scrambling a bunch and feeding them back to the chickens.

Chicken eggicide

 

[Bramblethorn]

There's a special on Least Weasels (Mustela nivalis) right now, although they're even more 'least' than normal (about 20g less weasel per unit) thanks to shrinkflation. And yes, there's a tariff on all mustelids in your delivery area. We'll hold the bees as a courtesy, and send you wasps instead (we use them in lieu of foam packing peanuts).

 

[stickygirl]

Why do y’all say over easy? Can you explain?
Is there over difficult?

 

[Bramblethorn]

You guys really need to CAN it with all the breast puns. This is getting udderly ridiculous. Just knocker it off already!

It's been milked for all it's worth. Time to C-se and D-sist.

 

[NuclearFairy]

Why do y’all say over easy? Can you explain?
Is there over difficult?

It's over easy and hard. As in how firmly the yoke is cooked.