Wit & Nipples 🍒

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Good morning and Happy Saturday 🖤

What’s everyone got planned for this weekend?

Anything exciting?

If not, I’m hoping I’m able to at least give you a little entertainment here for those bored and quiet moments you find yourself sitting alone…. 🤭

In other news I am about to eat breakfast: smashed minty peas on sourdough toast with a runny fried egg on top 😏
I wish my breakfast was spicy beans.
 
I have had many DMs telling me that it’s quiet hard to find 😏

it’s a very explicit video, so… those lucky enough to find it, are those worthy. 😂

One more clue… beneath the most innocent face I posted yesterday are three … click on “me” and you might find the surprise. 🤭
Very clever.:devilish: I found it, I love it.
 
Your video has helped my day to draw towards a very happy conclusion. Thank you. You will hear no complaints from me if you chose to stay dressed like that all day ;) .

I hope that your day ended up being very relaxing and that your weekend is an excellent one overall.
 
Your video has helped my day to draw towards a very happy conclusion. Thank you. You will hear no complaints from me if you chose to stay dressed like that all day ;) .

I hope that your day ended up being very relaxing and that your weekend is an excellent one overall.
Well, I’m delighted my little video could bring such a… satisfying and hopefully a little messy end to your day. I do try to spread a little joy wherever I can. As for the outfit, wouldn’t you prefer no clothes at all? 👀

My weekend so far has been gorgeous Thankyou!
 
Yeah, I usually love Halloween and dressing up in different costumes but I didn’t have the spirit tonight. Did you dress up or you gonna dress up and what are you gonna be?
 
Maybe It’s Time for a Little Reintroduction…some thoughts and a little rant. (It’s been a while) 😏

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I feel like maybeee it’s time I do a bit of an introduction again…a little “get to know me,” if you will. I’ve been around here for a short while now, since February of last year and although I’ve shared plenty of my pictures, stories and writing, I’ve realised I haven’t really talked about ‘me’ (the bean that doesn’t just strip off on the internet) in a while and I want to reintroduce her to yall.

Before I move on, as much as I love being here, (and I do genuinly love), chatting, sharing, and connecting, I’ll admit, (and I’m SORRYYY), I’m not the best at replying to every single message. After responding in the thread or posting, I usually close my laptop, close the tab on my phone and get back into the real world. It’s not personal, I don’t try to be out right rude but I really find it hard to keep up sometimes. Especially now that you know, I’ll mention it for the a millionth time, that I’m studying 🙄 I know some people can reply to every single message, and that’s great for them, like good for you but I get SO MANY I don’t know how they do it!… and for me personally, it feels a bit… detached. Like you’re replying for the sake of replying, rather than because you actually care about who you’re talking to. And I’ve never been a people pleaser to that extent. 😝 I would rather have a handful of amazing connections than a hundred short responses from someone who just wants to reply quickly.

I ALSO really struggle to tell when someone is being genuine. Especially here. What I mean by that is when someone actually wants to get to know me, versus when they just want more sex chats or pictures than I share on the thread. I had someone tell me once that no one really cares about “me” here, it’s simply what I have to offer. But I’m still here ;) still trying to reach those of you that I know are deeper than a two dimensional dick behind a screen. 😂

Rant over.

On to some things about me:
  • I cook or bake something from scratch every day. Yesterday was cheese and broccoli soup.
  • I walk at least 10–15k a day so I can eat what I want. I’m not into diet culture or “clean living.” I’d rather enjoy food than obsess over it 🙄
  • I’m in my third year studying forensic psychology. I’m fascinated by what makes people tick, especially the broken parts. I’ve been called a “fixer” by many people in my life.
  • I read a lot. My favourite genre is splatterpunk. I like gore, the kind of stuff that grosses out most normal people and makes them uncomfortable 🤭
  • I’m adopted.
  • I like people who are genuine and funny.
  • I dislike people with a huge ego and those that aren’t kind.
  • I love always having my nails done and feeling presented.
  • I’m Latvian and speak it fluently. I learnt both languages (English and Lat.) simultaneously when I was adopted at 6 months.
  • I have two cats: Cheeto and Bilbo. They’re the most important members of my family.
  • I fucking hate small talk.
  • I’m a HUGE over thinker and incredibly sensitive.
  • I should probably quit smoking.
  • I love sex.
There we are. 😘

A little more about Bean! Feel free to ask questions, tell me about YOURSELVES, and don’t be fucking boring. 🥰
 
Maybe It’s Time for a Little Reintroduction…some thoughts and a little rant. (It’s been a while) 😏

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I feel like maybeee it’s time I do a bit of an introduction again…a little “get to know me,” if you will. I’ve been around here for a short while now, since February of last year and although I’ve shared plenty of my pictures, stories and writing, I’ve realised I haven’t really talked about ‘me’ (the bean that doesn’t just strip off on the internet) in a while and I want to reintroduce her to yall.

Before I move on, as much as I love being here, (and I do genuinly love), chatting, sharing, and connecting, I’ll admit, (and I’m SORRYYY), I’m not the best at replying to every single message. After responding in the thread or posting, I usually close my laptop, close the tab on my phone and get back into the real world. It’s not personal, I don’t try to be out right rude but I really find it hard to keep up sometimes. Especially now that you know, I’ll mention it for the a millionth time, that I’m studying 🙄 I know some people can reply to every single message, and that’s great for them, like good for you but I get SO MANY I don’t know how they do it!… and for me personally, it feels a bit… detached. Like you’re replying for the sake of replying, rather than because you actually care about who you’re talking to. And I’ve never been a people pleaser to that extent. 😝 I would rather have a handful of amazing connections than a hundred short responses from someone who just wants to reply quickly.

I ALSO really struggle to tell when someone is being genuine. Especially here. What I mean by that is when someone actually wants to get to know me, versus when they just want more sex chats or pictures than I share on the thread. I had someone tell me once that no one really cares about “me” here, it’s simply what I have to offer. But I’m still here ;) still trying to reach those of you that I know are deeper than a two dimensional dick behind a screen. 😂

Rant over.

On to some things about me:
  • I cook or bake something from scratch every day. Yesterday was cheese and broccoli soup.
  • I walk at least 10–15k a day so I can eat what I want. I’m not into diet culture or “clean living.” I’d rather enjoy food than obsess over it 🙄
  • I’m in my third year studying forensic psychology. I’m fascinated by what makes people tick, especially the broken parts. I’ve been called a “fixer” by many people in my life.
  • I read a lot. My favourite genre is splatterpunk. I like gore, the kind of stuff that grosses out most normal people and makes them uncomfortable 🤭
  • I’m adopted.
  • I like people who are genuine and funny.
  • I dislike people with a huge ego and those that aren’t kind.
  • I love always having my nails done and feeling presented.
  • I’m Latvian and speak it fluently. I learnt both languages (English and Lat.) simultaneously when I was adopted at 6 months.
  • I have two cats: Cheeto and Bilbo. They’re the most important members of my family.
  • I fucking hate small talk.
  • I’m a HUGE over thinker and incredibly sensitive.
  • I should probably quit smoking.
  • I love sex.
There we are. 😘

A little more about Bean! Feel free to ask questions, tell me about YOURSELVES, and don’t be fucking boring. 🥰
I thoroughly enjoyed catching up on your thread!! You are incredibly sexy and erotic!! Thank you for all you share. ❤️
 
Maybe It’s Time for a Little Reintroduction…some thoughts and a little rant. (It’s been a while) 😏

View attachment 2573635
I feel like maybeee it’s time I do a bit of an introduction again…a little “get to know me,” if you will. I’ve been around here for a short while now, since February of last year and although I’ve shared plenty of my pictures, stories and writing, I’ve realised I haven’t really talked about ‘me’ (the bean that doesn’t just strip off on the internet) in a while and I want to reintroduce her to yall.

Before I move on, as much as I love being here, (and I do genuinly love), chatting, sharing, and connecting, I’ll admit, (and I’m SORRYYY), I’m not the best at replying to every single message. After responding in the thread or posting, I usually close my laptop, close the tab on my phone and get back into the real world. It’s not personal, I don’t try to be out right rude but I really find it hard to keep up sometimes. Especially now that you know, I’ll mention it for the a millionth time, that I’m studying 🙄 I know some people can reply to every single message, and that’s great for them, like good for you but I get SO MANY I don’t know how they do it!… and for me personally, it feels a bit… detached. Like you’re replying for the sake of replying, rather than because you actually care about who you’re talking to. And I’ve never been a people pleaser to that extent. 😝 I would rather have a handful of amazing connections than a hundred short responses from someone who just wants to reply quickly.

I ALSO really struggle to tell when someone is being genuine. Especially here. What I mean by that is when someone actually wants to get to know me, versus when they just want more sex chats or pictures than I share on the thread. I had someone tell me once that no one really cares about “me” here, it’s simply what I have to offer. But I’m still here ;) still trying to reach those of you that I know are deeper than a two dimensional dick behind a screen. 😂

Rant over.

On to some things about me:
  • I cook or bake something from scratch every day. Yesterday was cheese and broccoli soup.
  • I walk at least 10–15k a day so I can eat what I want. I’m not into diet culture or “clean living.” I’d rather enjoy food than obsess over it 🙄
  • I’m in my third year studying forensic psychology. I’m fascinated by what makes people tick, especially the broken parts. I’ve been called a “fixer” by many people in my life.
  • I read a lot. My favourite genre is splatterpunk. I like gore, the kind of stuff that grosses out most normal people and makes them uncomfortable 🤭
  • I’m adopted.
  • I like people who are genuine and funny.
  • I dislike people with a huge ego and those that aren’t kind.
  • I love always having my nails done and feeling presented.
  • I’m Latvian and speak it fluently. I learnt both languages (English and Lat.) simultaneously when I was adopted at 6 months.
  • I have two cats: Cheeto and Bilbo. They’re the most important members of my family.
  • I fucking hate small talk.
  • I’m a HUGE over thinker and incredibly sensitive.
  • I should probably quit smoking.
  • I love sex.
There we are. 😘

A little more about Bean! Feel free to ask questions, tell me about YOURSELVES, and don’t be fucking boring. 🥰
It’s so nice to know more about the bean behind the spice.

Me: Born and raised in the Uk, work with adults with Autism and LD but was previously a baker, love sports, have 1 little grey cat, love to find out about people and chat.
 
Maybe It’s Time for a Little Reintroduction…some thoughts and a little rant. (It’s been a while) 😏

View attachment 2573635
I feel like maybeee it’s time I do a bit of an introduction again…a little “get to know me,” if you will. I’ve been around here for a short while now, since February of last year and although I’ve shared plenty of my pictures, stories and writing, I’ve realised I haven’t really talked about ‘me’ (the bean that doesn’t just strip off on the internet) in a while and I want to reintroduce her to yall.

Before I move on, as much as I love being here, (and I do genuinly love), chatting, sharing, and connecting, I’ll admit, (and I’m SORRYYY), I’m not the best at replying to every single message. After responding in the thread or posting, I usually close my laptop, close the tab on my phone and get back into the real world. It’s not personal, I don’t try to be out right rude but I really find it hard to keep up sometimes. Especially now that you know, I’ll mention it for the a millionth time, that I’m studying 🙄 I know some people can reply to every single message, and that’s great for them, like good for you but I get SO MANY I don’t know how they do it!… and for me personally, it feels a bit… detached. Like you’re replying for the sake of replying, rather than because you actually care about who you’re talking to. And I’ve never been a people pleaser to that extent. 😝 I would rather have a handful of amazing connections than a hundred short responses from someone who just wants to reply quickly.

I ALSO really struggle to tell when someone is being genuine. Especially here. What I mean by that is when someone actually wants to get to know me, versus when they just want more sex chats or pictures than I share on the thread. I had someone tell me once that no one really cares about “me” here, it’s simply what I have to offer. But I’m still here ;) still trying to reach those of you that I know are deeper than a two dimensional dick behind a screen. 😂

Rant over.

On to some things about me:
  • I cook or bake something from scratch every day. Yesterday was cheese and broccoli soup.
  • I walk at least 10–15k a day so I can eat what I want. I’m not into diet culture or “clean living.” I’d rather enjoy food than obsess over it 🙄
  • I’m in my third year studying forensic psychology. I’m fascinated by what makes people tick, especially the broken parts. I’ve been called a “fixer” by many people in my life.
  • I read a lot. My favourite genre is splatterpunk. I like gore, the kind of stuff that grosses out most normal people and makes them uncomfortable 🤭
  • I’m adopted.
  • I like people who are genuine and funny.
  • I dislike people with a huge ego and those that aren’t kind.
  • I love always having my nails done and feeling presented.
  • I’m Latvian and speak it fluently. I learnt both languages (English and Lat.) simultaneously when I was adopted at 6 months.
  • I have two cats: Cheeto and Bilbo. They’re the most important members of my family.
  • I fucking hate small talk.
  • I’m a HUGE over thinker and incredibly sensitive.
  • I should probably quit smoking.
  • I love sex.
There we are. 😘

A little more about Bean! Feel free to ask questions, tell me about YOURSELVES, and don’t be fucking boring. 🥰
You are definitely one of the highlights of Lit. Good morning gorgeous.
 
Maybe It’s Time for a Little Reintroduction…some thoughts and a little rant. (It’s been a while) 😏

View attachment 2573635
I feel like maybeee it’s time I do a bit of an introduction again…a little “get to know me,” if you will. I’ve been around here for a short while now, since February of last year and although I’ve shared plenty of my pictures, stories and writing, I’ve realised I haven’t really talked about ‘me’ (the bean that doesn’t just strip off on the internet) in a while and I want to reintroduce her to yall.

Before I move on, as much as I love being here, (and I do genuinly love), chatting, sharing, and connecting, I’ll admit, (and I’m SORRYYY), I’m not the best at replying to every single message. After responding in the thread or posting, I usually close my laptop, close the tab on my phone and get back into the real world. It’s not personal, I don’t try to be out right rude but I really find it hard to keep up sometimes. Especially now that you know, I’ll mention it for the a millionth time, that I’m studying 🙄 I know some people can reply to every single message, and that’s great for them, like good for you but I get SO MANY I don’t know how they do it!… and for me personally, it feels a bit… detached. Like you’re replying for the sake of replying, rather than because you actually care about who you’re talking to. And I’ve never been a people pleaser to that extent. 😝 I would rather have a handful of amazing connections than a hundred short responses from someone who just wants to reply quickly.

I ALSO really struggle to tell when someone is being genuine. Especially here. What I mean by that is when someone actually wants to get to know me, versus when they just want more sex chats or pictures than I share on the thread. I had someone tell me once that no one really cares about “me” here, it’s simply what I have to offer. But I’m still here ;) still trying to reach those of you that I know are deeper than a two dimensional dick behind a screen. 😂

Rant over.

On to some things about me:
  • I cook or bake something from scratch every day. Yesterday was cheese and broccoli soup.
  • I walk at least 10–15k a day so I can eat what I want. I’m not into diet culture or “clean living.” I’d rather enjoy food than obsess over it 🙄
  • I’m in my third year studying forensic psychology. I’m fascinated by what makes people tick, especially the broken parts. I’ve been called a “fixer” by many people in my life.
  • I read a lot. My favourite genre is splatterpunk. I like gore, the kind of stuff that grosses out most normal people and makes them uncomfortable 🤭
  • I’m adopted.
  • I like people who are genuine and funny.
  • I dislike people with a huge ego and those that aren’t kind.
  • I love always having my nails done and feeling presented.
  • I’m Latvian and speak it fluently. I learnt both languages (English and Lat.) simultaneously when I was adopted at 6 months.
  • I have two cats: Cheeto and Bilbo. They’re the most important members of my family.
  • I fucking hate small talk.
  • I’m a HUGE over thinker and incredibly sensitive.
  • I should probably quit smoking.
  • I love sex.
There we are. 😘

A little more about Bean! Feel free to ask questions, tell me about YOURSELVES, and don’t be fucking boring. 🥰
  • Been on and off Lit since 2003
  • I had a thread before the great purge and look to start a new one
  • Believe that kindness does in fact rule
  • I am Filipino born in the US
  • Only speak English, parents were afraid we wouldn’t be able to assimilate
  • Love to cook and eat
  • Work out 5 days a week so I can do the above plus the older you get the harder you have to work to just maintain
  • Major in Psychology and minor in Philosophy but ended up in the corporate finance world
  • Married for along time
  • Have adult kids and young grand children
  • Two dogs, with one going through bone cancer (now a tri paw)
  • Love any music that moves me to dance
  • Hope I wasn’t to boring 😱
 
Well, I’m delighted my little video could bring such a… satisfying and hopefully a little messy end to your day. I do try to spread a little joy wherever I can. As for the outfit, wouldn’t you prefer no clothes at all? 👀

My weekend so far has been gorgeous Thankyou!
You certainly do a nice ..spread
 
Well, I’m delighted my little video could bring such a… satisfying and hopefully a little messy end to your day. I do try to spread a little joy wherever I can. As for the outfit, wouldn’t you prefer no clothes at all? 👀

My weekend so far has been gorgeous Thankyou!
I prefer a little gift wrap. ;)
🤗🤗🤗😙😙😙
Good morning to you. Glad to see you even if only for a little bit. 💖💖💖
 
Maybe It’s Time for a Little Reintroduction…some thoughts and a little rant. (It’s been a while) 😏

View attachment 2573635
I feel like maybeee it’s time I do a bit of an introduction again…a little “get to know me,” if you will. I’ve been around here for a short while now, since February of last year and although I’ve shared plenty of my pictures, stories and writing, I’ve realised I haven’t really talked about ‘me’ (the bean that doesn’t just strip off on the internet) in a while and I want to reintroduce her to yall.

Before I move on, as much as I love being here, (and I do genuinly love), chatting, sharing, and connecting, I’ll admit, (and I’m SORRYYY), I’m not the best at replying to every single message. After responding in the thread or posting, I usually close my laptop, close the tab on my phone and get back into the real world. It’s not personal, I don’t try to be out right rude but I really find it hard to keep up sometimes. Especially now that you know, I’ll mention it for the a millionth time, that I’m studying 🙄 I know some people can reply to every single message, and that’s great for them, like good for you but I get SO MANY I don’t know how they do it!… and for me personally, it feels a bit… detached. Like you’re replying for the sake of replying, rather than because you actually care about who you’re talking to. And I’ve never been a people pleaser to that extent. 😝 I would rather have a handful of amazing connections than a hundred short responses from someone who just wants to reply quickly.

I ALSO really struggle to tell when someone is being genuine. Especially here. What I mean by that is when someone actually wants to get to know me, versus when they just want more sex chats or pictures than I share on the thread. I had someone tell me once that no one really cares about “me” here, it’s simply what I have to offer. But I’m still here ;) still trying to reach those of you that I know are deeper than a two dimensional dick behind a screen. 😂

Rant over.

On to some things about me:
  • I cook or bake something from scratch every day. Yesterday was cheese and broccoli soup.
  • I walk at least 10–15k a day so I can eat what I want. I’m not into diet culture or “clean living.” I’d rather enjoy food than obsess over it 🙄
  • I’m in my third year studying forensic psychology. I’m fascinated by what makes people tick, especially the broken parts. I’ve been called a “fixer” by many people in my life.
  • I read a lot. My favourite genre is splatterpunk. I like gore, the kind of stuff that grosses out most normal people and makes them uncomfortable 🤭
  • I’m adopted.
  • I like people who are genuine and funny.
  • I dislike people with a huge ego and those that aren’t kind.
  • I love always having my nails done and feeling presented.
  • I’m Latvian and speak it fluently. I learnt both languages (English and Lat.) simultaneously when I was adopted at 6 months.
  • I have two cats: Cheeto and Bilbo. They’re the most important members of my family.
  • I fucking hate small talk.
  • I’m a HUGE over thinker and incredibly sensitive.
  • I should probably quit smoking.
  • I love sex.
There we are. 😘

A little more about Bean! Feel free to ask questions, tell me about YOURSELVES, and don’t be fucking boring. 🥰
Love the rant! Keep that positive energy flowing.
Nothing better than closing it all down and just going for a walk.
 
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