The Art of Getting Lit Laid

[Carmina24]

I’m good at filling openings
I would be overjoyed to fill any openings available even if just temporarily

How about “Director of Openings & Closures”? You will be responsible for identifying, filling, and sealing all openings...repeatedly, efficiently

 

[Pad_Foot]

How about “Director of Openings & Closures”? You will be responsible for identifying, filling, and sealing all openings...repeatedly, efficiently

What is said openings get clogged? Would I have to unclog them from whatever had fouled them?

 

[Carmina24]

What is said openings get clogged? Would I have to unclog them from whatever had fouled them?

Yes.
What about CUO? Chief unclogging officer
Or, Director of Internal Pressure Relief?

 

[DeeDeeX2]

May I suggest it is added as it so popular

Wet Pussy is a cheeky, fruity concoction that's simple yet refreshing, featuring crisp vodka, sweet peach schnapps, and a splash of cranberry juice to add just the right amount of tartness and color. It's a spirited, fun shot that works perfectly as a quick, flavorful party starter.

I would love to have a Wet Pussy right about now...what a delicious thought.

 

[Hipshot1554]

I would love to have a Wet Pussy right about now...what a delicious thought.

Yes it is!

 

[Finger8]

Some days are hit and miss
and certain thoughts, you can't resist

Something inspires and shades the mood
but it can be a challenge to find the groove

What do you fancy
can these ideas align?
Will it be quick
or can we take our sweet time?

Sometimes a confession
is all that it takes
and the need to engage
simply can't wait

It can be such a rush
when the spike of the thrill
can allow us that fortune
to Jack or to Jill

I bid you good travels
with however it goes
so those sweet reverberations
can magically flow.

 

[DeeDeeX2]

After a kind invitation from @Carmina24 to join this thread a few days ago, I made it a personal challenge to read all the posts from Page 1 and on. Although I did skim through a few sections briefly, I appreciate the tone and respect that all of you posters display. I'm impressed by the quality of the words within.

@Carmina24 and I have exchanged several PMs recently, and she has a good sense about my existence on Literotica. I welcome the opportunity to join Climax Unlimited (TM) and ask @Carmina24 for a recommendation for a suitable position in the organization.

DeeDee

 

[Carmina24]

After a kind invitation from @Carmina24 to join this thread a few days ago, I made it a personal challenge to read all the posts from Page 1 and on. Although I did skim through a few sections briefly, I appreciate the tone and respect that all of you posters display. I'm impressed by the quality of the words within.

@Carmina24 and I have exchanged several PMs recently, and she has a good sense about my existence on Literotica. I welcome the opportunity to join Climax Unlimited (TM) and ask @Carmina24 for a recommendation for a suitable position in the organization.

DeeDee

DeeDee, after our little back-and-forths, I have no doubt in my mind that this role fits you like silk..
You have the energy,, the spark, that mix of mischief and magnetism that turns heads and melts walls.

So here’s my proposal -
Would you do us the honor of becoming Climax Unlimited’s Brand Muse & Ambassador of Desire?

The face and heartbeat of the brand -- the one who inspires others to embrace their confidence, sensuality, and playfulness.
You don’t just speak it, love. You embody it.

No pressure, of course. But between us… I can already see you lighting up the room and owning it.

 

[Carmina24]

Some days are hit and miss
and certain thoughts, you can't resist

Something inspires and shades the mood
but it can be a challenge to find the groove

What do you fancy
can these ideas align?
Will it be quick
or can we take our sweet time?

Sometimes a confession
is all that it takes
and the need to engage
simply can't wait

It can be such a rush
when the spike of the thrill
can allow us that fortune
to Jack or to Jill

I bid you good travels
with however it goes
so those sweet reverberations
can magically flow.

@Finger8 We missed you!
Sweet reverberations....sounds absolutely delicious!

 

[DeeDeeX2]

Would you do us the honor of becoming Climax Unlimited’s Brand Muse & Ambassador of Desire?

I can feel the silky texture of title Brand Muse & Ambassador of Desire as I try it on for size. Oh my @Carmina24, as I gaze in the mirror as I wear this title there are slits in the material along the sides that subtley expose some of my hidden desires. I feel a warm glow inside.

DeeDee

 

[Carmina24]

I can feel the silky texture of title Brand Muse & Ambassador of Desire as I try it on for size. Oh my @Carmina24, as I gaze in the mirror as I wear this title there are slits in the material along the sides that subtley expose some of my hidden desires. I feel a warm glow inside.

DeeDee

It has been waiting for you all this time, @DeeDeeX2
It has been waiting for you to claim it

 

[DeeDeeX2]

It has been waiting for you all this time, @DeeDeeX2
It has been waiting for you to claim it

I accept this challenge. But I'm going to need the help and advise from so many of you in the organization. The wide variety of our products and services deserve a proper customer-facing presence. Although I'm not intimately familiar with many of the details of our offerings, I'm willing to learn.

I'll start by reading all of the product literature on hand and try to figure-out what goes where. I might need some help and first hand experience along the way.

DeeDee

 

[Carmina24]

I accept this challenge. But I'm going to need the help and advise from so many of you in the organization. The wide variety of our products and services deserve a proper customer-facing presence. Although I'm not intimately familiar with many of the details of our offerings, I'm willing to learn.

I'll start by reading all of the product literature on hand and try to figure-out what goes where. I might need some help and first hand experience along the way.

DeeDee

Wonderful!
Guys, you heard @DeeDeeX2 She needs our help and advise. Can you show your support even with just one word?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I can feel the silky texture of title Brand Muse & Ambassador of Desire as I try it on for size. Oh my @Carmina24, as I gaze in the mirror as I wear this title there are slits in the material along the sides that subtley expose some of my hidden desires. I feel a warm glow inside.

DeeDee

You made me drop my

 

[Hornymwtxn]

You made me drop my edit I really

 

[jacfox]

I accept this challenge. But I'm going to need the help and advise from so many of you in the organization. The wide variety of our products and services deserve a proper customer-facing presence. Although I'm not intimately familiar with many of the details of our offerings, I'm willing to learn.

I'll start by reading all of the product literature on hand and try to figure-out what goes where. I might need some help and first hand experience along the way.

DeeDee

DeeDee, as Production Manager, feel free to run any ideas by me, especially in terms of their potential for increasing productivity (and of course, market penetration)

 

[Hornymwtxn]

DeeDee, as Production Manager, feel free to run any ideas by me, especially in terms of their potential for increasing productivity (and of course, market penetration)

Market penetration will require lube, lots of lube, even when flying solo

 

[DeeDeeX2]

DeeDee, as Production Manager, feel free to run any ideas by me, especially in terms of their potential for increasing productivity (and of course, market penetration)

Market penetration will require lube, lots of lube, even when flying solo

I'm all in for market penetration for both men and women. Lubricant is definitely a good product option to be applied with care and sensitivity. Have you product guys thought about making some additional products related to applying lubricants? What about making different flavors of lubricantss, too?

 

[Carmina24]

I'm all in for market penetration for both men and women. Lubricant is definitely a good product option to be applied with care and sensitivity. Have you product guys thought about making some additional products related to applying lubricants? What about making different flavors of lubricantss, too?

Great idea! We can definitely expand our product line!

 

[jacfox]

I'm all in for market penetration for both men and women. Lubricant is definitely a good product option to be applied with care and sensitivity. Have you product guys thought about making some additional products related to applying lubricants? What about making different flavors of lubricantss, too?

Banana surprise?

 

[Greylag]

I would love to have a Wet Pussy right about now...what a delicious thought.

Oh do please let me prepare it for you DeeDee. I can’t think of anything nicer!

 

[DeeDeeX2]

Oh do please let me prepare it for you DeeDee. I can’t think of anything nicer!

Thank you @Greylag. You sure know how to make a Wet Pussy. It's soooo deliciously smooth. I think everyone at Climax Unlimited (TM) should enjoy one.

 

[Wwwajr666]

I'm laying here in bed and thinking about you the love I have is so much I confess I don't know what to do. The pain in my heart moves to my eyes so far away yet always so near your the reason I'm still here
I await the times we can message or even better whereby. The dates make me the happiest person in the world. Pink Blanket and ____are what I crave. You love to see Him
Your eyes shine like a million Stars. You shine brighter than anyone. Your smile so sexy it stops the day even for a while. I await the message to hear you say those three little words
There is still no words to describe the feelings I have for you but when we talk time comes to a halt
Even though you are not here we share a bond no one can break. I miss you so much my beautiful Carmina. I will love you forever and ever. My far away lover
You
.

 

[Carmina24]

I'm laying here in bed and thinking about you the love I have is so much I confess I don't know what to do. The pain in my heart moves to my eyes so far away yet always so near your the reason I'm still here
I await the times we can message or even better whereby. The dates make me the happiest person in the world. Pink Blanket and ____are what I crave. You love to see Him
Your eyes shine like a million Stars. You shine brighter than anyone. Your smile so sexy it stops the day even for a while. I await the message to hear you say those three little words
There is still no words to describe the feelings I have for you but when we talk time comes to a halt
Even though you are not here we share a bond no one can break. I miss you so much my beautiful Carmina. I will love you forever and ever. My far away lover
You
.

You always know how to wreck me in the sweetest way. I read your words and suddenly I’m smiling, tearing up, and laughing at myself for feeling this much again.

You talk about love like it’s breathing - and maybe that’s what it is for us. No matter the miles, I still feel you here, so close, always reaching.

Pink blanket, stars, all of it - you and me in our little world.
And yes, you already know those three words. Always.

 

[Wwwajr666]

You always know how to wreck me in the sweetest way. I read your words and suddenly I’m smiling, tearing up, and laughing at myself for feeling this much again.

You talk about love like it’s breathing - and maybe that’s what it is for us. No matter the miles, I still feel you here, so close, always reaching.

Pink blanket, stars, all of it - you and me in our little world.
And yes, you already know those three words. Always.

Care Bear
I can't believe what one personal message has led to . The ups and downs that has brought us to this point. You are the last thought in my mind before I drift off to sleep and the first thought when I wake up each morning. . You have become my everything.
You . Doughnuts