What made you say "fuck, I'm old" today?

I got 0 points and im in my damn 30s. I call shenanigans on that list.

I'm hip with the youth.
 
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When I had to explain to the younger members of staff what a "postal order " was, that we had to give any order bought 28 days for delivery.
 
Pulling in to my doctors office, parking lot was mostly full, but there was one spot open by the front door for seniors only. Fuck you! Need to be a lot older than my 67 to admit to needing to park in a senior only parking spot!!! Fuck!
 
The hall mirror ACTUALLY SAID THAT TO ME earlier

By coincidence, feng shui dictated that hall entrance no longer have a mirror
 
Switching caffeinated hipster limonade and all kinds of debauchery against kale-blueberry-cacao smoothies and being happy and content with that. :D :D :D

"Effing muesli belt", she said...
 
Thinking of if I leave work early be to the grocery store early and get home - then I can put on comfy clothes and watch tv. When did that become my Friday night? I used to make plans to leave the house at 9 (2100) and now I think will I have to drive home in the dark if I go someplace? F am I old? If you think I am don’t tell me please.
 
Thinking of if I leave work early be to the grocery store early and get home - then I can put on comfy clothes and watch tv. When did that become my Friday night? I used to make plans to leave the house at 9 (2100) and now I think will I have to drive home in the dark if I go someplace? F am I old? If you think I am don’t tell me please.
comfy clothes and good tv, that’s the way to live!
 
Thinking of if I leave work early be to the grocery store early and get home - then I can put on comfy clothes and watch tv. When did that become my Friday night? I used to make plans to leave the house at 9 (2100) and now I think will I have to drive home in the dark if I go someplace? F am I old? If you think I am don’t tell me please.
I think, we could easily live together. I'll make you yogurt with real vanilla and blueberries for breakfast and hot steaming tea in the evening. :)
 
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