About Nose Ring Theory And Other Funny Stuff

You and the other 99% of women who just LOVE a scum bag that treats them like trash.

As long as he's 6' +, fit and got a big dick. :ROFLMAO:

You just don’t know how glad I am to see you back. I’ve been itching to just go to poundtown on a closeted gay like yourself.
 
Which of course explains why you have never had a girlfriend.

I don't have a 'girlfriend' because why would I want one??

That shit is like Diet Wife, always needing something, always trying to MOVE IN......"boyfriend" and especially "husband" = "slave bitch" and that's a hard "no". Absolutely the fuck not.

I'm 6'4 and fit enough to do a 2 mile run in 12m 47sec......at nearly 42 years old, I don't even need the big dick, that just ensures the hook up stays on repeat until I'm done with it.
 
I don't have a 'girlfriend' because why would I want one?? "boyfriend" and especially "husband" = "slave bitch" and I don't do that.

That shit is like Diet Wife, always needing something, always trying to MOVE IN......absolutely the fuck not.

I'm 6'4 and fit enough to do a 2 mile run in 12m 47sec......don't even need the big dick, that just ensures the hook up stays on repeat until I'm done with it.
Of course.
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Of course.
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I mean if pretending whatever fantastical delusion you prefer makes you feel better, be a typical woman and do that.

But in reality guys with options don't give out comitment. And even the most unhinged femcommie on lit knows in the back of her mind that's true...... Why would we? There is no benefit in it for us.
 
I mean if pretending whatever fantastical delusion you prefer makes you feel better, be a typical woman and do that.

But in reality guys with options don't give out comitment. And even the most unhinged femcommie on lit knows in the back of her mind that's true...... Why would we? There is no benefit in it for us.
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Yeah... If only that Jeff Bezos guy had the resources you have, he would be able to live the life he wanted...

(And it is spelt 'commitment').
 
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Which of course explains why you have never had a girlfriend.

I am so sorry that I did not have pleasure of being the one to introduce him to you. You’ve already had engagement with him and it continues today. Do you see what a big pussy cat he is. He’s going to half and puff, but he can’t do anything but blow on a guy’s dick. There’s always some sort of sexual undertone with everything that he says. That picture that I made a meme of was his avatar. He wanted to come across as some big I am Sparta jock. Everybody had their way with him. Everybody’s going to have their way with him now.! I am so so happy you are back Chad!
 
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It is spelt 'commitment'.

It is spelled "spelled".

See!!! Anyone can be a total cunt about spelling when they're getting dragged in a discussion.

I am so sorry that I did not have pleasure of being the one to introduce him to you. You’ve already had engagement with him and it continues today. Do you see what a big pussy cat he is. He’s going to half and puff, but he can’t do anything but blow on a guy’s dick. There’s always some sort of sexual undertone with everything that he says. That picture that I made a meme of was his avatar. He wanted to come across as some big I am Sparta jock. Everybody had their way with him. Everybody’s going to have their way with him now.! I am so so happy you are back Chad!

The smell of asshurt fills the forum as you chase me around yapping like a lil Chihuahua.
 
Love the triggering.

You're not libs, you're commie terrorist. Get it right you ignorant fuck.

Omg. What was it? What was it that you said was your occupation? Didn’t you claim you were some kind of deep sea diver who diffused bombs for the Navy? Oh, he diffused many bombs for the navy, I’m telling you!
 
It is spelled "spelled".

See!!! Anyone can be a total cunt about spelling when they're getting dragged in a discussion.



The smell of asshurt fills the forum as you chase me around yapping like a lil Chihuahua.
"It is spelled "spelled".

See!!! Anyone can be a total cunt about spelling when they're getting dragged in a discussion".


Or be an ignoramus.

I am English.
Look it up genius.
(And before you start saying we have got it wrong, you might also want to check the name of the language you claim to speak).
 
It is spelled "spelled".

See!!! Anyone can be a total cunt about spelling when they're getting dragged in a discussion.



The smell of asshurt fills the forum as you chase me around yapping like a lil Chihuahua.

This guy watched top gun one too many times! And I’m not talking about the exciting flight scenes. He watched that volleyball game on the beach come on, Chad, entertain us more with some of your interesting all male stories.
 
Omg. What was it? What was it that you said was your occupation? Didn’t you claim you were some kind of deep sea diver who diffused bombs for the Navy? Oh, he diffused many bombs for the navy, I’m telling you!
No way!
In the 'MAGA Child Sex Abuser, Not A Drag Queen' thread he said he was in the army.
What a life this guy has had!!
(In his imagination)

In the beach volleyball story did he mention he lived on the beach?
'They' always live on the beach. (Dan, Chad, WallStreet...).
 
Omg. What was it? What was it that you said was your occupation? Didn’t you claim you were some kind of deep sea diver who diffused bombs for the Navy? Oh, he diffused many bombs for the navy, I’m telling you!

Total spastic meltdown. LOL
 
"It is spelled "spelled".

See!!! Anyone can be a total cunt about spelling when they're getting dragged in a discussion".


Or be an ignoramus.

I am English.
Look it up genius.
(And before you start saying we have got it wrong, you might also want to check the name of the language you claim to speak).

Keep hammering him.
Rub it in whenever you can that you are smarter than he is because you are. Just keep chipping away, he is going to start crying. I promise you. Lol
 
No way!
In the 'MAGA Child Sex Abuser, Not A Drag Queen' thread he said he was in the army.
What a life this guy has had!!
(In his imagination)

In the beach volleyball story did he mention he lived on the beach?
'They' always live on the beach. (Dan, Chad, WallStreet...).

Army? I think he got a badge once in the Boy Scouts. I guess that counts.
 
No way!
In the 'MAGA Child Sex Abuser, Not A Drag Queen' thread he said he was in the army.
What a life this guy has had!!
(In his imagination)

In the beach volleyball story did he mention he lived on the beach?
'They' always live on the beach. (Dan, Chad, WallStreet...).

Whew. You are a brave one. I could never be on the GB and put up with him. There’s but so much filth one can stomach on a porn site.
 
Army? I think he got a badge once in the Boy Scouts. I guess that counts.
His embroidery badge?
Yeah...fair enough... it is a tough nut to crack.
Our SAS fails loads of potential recruits due to limitations with their cross-stitch. But they are an elite force so you would expect them to have high standards.
 
"It is spelled "spelled".

See!!! Anyone can be a total cunt about spelling when they're getting dragged in a discussion".


Or be an ignoramus.

Nothing ignoramous about it.

I am English.

I thought you were Asian??

Can't be both....

Look it up genius.
(And before you start saying we have got it wrong, you might also want to check the name of the language you claim to speak).

Funny Oxford English Dictionary online didn't recognize "spelt" but it does recognize "spell". OH I FOUND IT waaaaaaaaay down at the bottom, one of the least common ones.

Seems a lot of other online dictionaries are similar. Hmmmm. Might want to check the name of the language you claim to speak there Chang.
 
Whew. You are a brave one. I could never be on the GB and put up with him. There’s but so much filth one can stomach on a porn site.
Like RightGuard - I AM A WARRIOR :)

(Oh, wait a minute that is an deodorant....
Like RightGuide.... bugger it, the moment has passed now).
 
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