How long has it been since last sex or masturbation

Masturbated - today , multiple times.
Sex - hrmmm you wont believe me, but theres an explanation for it. It has been 7 years. Yea , pretty much a born again virgin. Ridiculous
 
Last night. Anal on the sofa whilst watching a movie
*Edit* 13:00 Friday - Blowie just now whilst the missus was on her lunch break. I had prepared a nice salad for her lunch, so it's nice to know she appreciated my efforts 😃
 
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Sex on Wednesday evening, once the kids were asleep.

Masturbation this morning; probably should have been working…but feel like I made the better choice 😂
 
Unsatisfactory sex late last night - we both had too much to drink. I couldn’t get a decent erection and she just wanted to sleep.

Masturbation early this morning in bed while she was still asleep. Came on her naked bottom and wiped it up before she woke up. She doesn’t know!
 
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