RFK Jr. for HHS Secretary - Is this the dumbest timeline yet?

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My mans this better not be true! 👎🏽🤦🏽‍♂️
Las Vegas is literally a blackjack ghost town, perhaps Kennedy is trying to help the Vegas economy?

Vegas suffered greatly in 2020 when the Trump Pandemic roiled America, so it did something despicable to shore up ailing profit margins: they changed the sacrosanct payout for a natural blackjack (one ace and one King/Queen/Jack/10) from the 200 year standard of 3:2 to a miserly 6:5 payout, basically increasing the house's winning percentage to over 2%.

Covid is gone, the measly blackjack payout remains the same.

Nobody goes to Vegas anymore.
 
Las Vegas is literally a blackjack ghost town, perhaps Kennedy is trying to help the Vegas economy?

Vegas suffered greatly in 2020 when the Trump Pandemic roiled America, so it did something despicable to shore up ailing profit margins: they changed the sacrosanct payout for a natural blackjack (one ace and one King/Queen/Jack/10) from the 200 year standard of 3:2 to a miserly 6:5 payout, basically increasing the house's winning percentage to over 2%.

Covid is gone, the measly blackjack payout remains the same.

Nobody goes to Vegas anymore.
My in-laws are outside of Vegas and we never gamble or really even visit the Strip. As I've gotten older, I'm more interested in the fun tours and stuff like the Mob Museum which I highly recommend. Even the better restaurants can be found outside of Vegas proper these days.
 
theres probley an alternate earth where rfk jr is a normal democract who became president for 3 terms during 90s and vice president in the 80s for 4 terms
 
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