If you discovered that there was a famous person IRL writing here...

[StillStunned]

I'm a very kind person. I forgive Scott Lynch for not finishing Game of Thrones.

(Note: I only made that joke because I thought professional editor @StillStunned might be amused.)

I knew what I was doing. But "No," I thought, "I'm the only one who'd ever pick up on that." And I was too lazy to correct it.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

With all the stalkers, catfish and weirdoes on here, they'd have to be crazy. It  is the sort of place that DNA might have lurked for 'research purposes', though.

 

[Comshaw]

What would be really funny is if we were all famous people, using Lit as an outlet for our the stuff we hide from the public.

For instance, I've often suspected that @Bazzle is actually Greta Thunberg.

But we are don'tcha know! It's the interwebs. All guys here look like Adonis and have 12" slongs. All women are goddesses of physical beauty. Every one of us are smarter than Einstein or Hawkins and write better stories than any mainstream author. At least we are...in this interweb fever dream...


Comshaw

 

[ChuckWolf]

Michelle Pfeiffer

Besides being notoriously shy, she's also married to David E. Kelley, who had a lot of sex stuff in his shows (maybe getting ideas from her).

Pfeiffer posting erotica anonymously seems very believable.

 

[ChuckWolf]

In interviews, Carrie Coons comes off a little freaky.

 

[StillStunned]

I bet King Charles has lots of time on his hands.

 

[Statius]

I bet King Charles has lots of time on his hands.

 

[dirk2024]

Just so you all know, I may or may not be Russell Crowe.

 

[crookedletter]

Just so you all know, I may or may not be Russell Crowe.

You beat me to it, I was about to fess up to being Helen Mirren.

 

[Bazzle]

What would be really funny is if we were all famous people, using Lit as an outlet for our the stuff we hide from the public.

For instance, I've often suspected that @Bazzle is actually Greta Thunberg.

Jag önskar att anledningen till att jag inte hade publicerat något nyligen var att jag hade varit på en kryssning i östra Medelhavet.

 

[EdwardsOtherSide]

You beat me to it, I was about to fess up to being Helen Mirren.

You had my curiosity. Now, you have my attention.

 

[Comshaw]

I bet King Charles has lots of time on his hands.

With the ouster of Queen Camilla me thinks that's probably not the only thing he has in hand.

Comshaw

 

[kreemi_pi]

My money's on Hegseth. I've seen a couple people here that are probably him. Or maybe one guy with a bunch of alts.

We'll be able to tell when he accidentally posts military plans on the Political Board.

 

[Statius]

Quentin Tarantino would be fucking fantastic

 

[EmilyMiller]

I’m actually Bernie Sanders, but don’t tell anyone .

 

[Statius]

My money's on Hegseth. I've seen a couple people here that are probably him. Or maybe one guy with a bunch of alts.

We'll be able to tell when he accidentally posts military plans on the Political Board.

I swear to god when I read your post I read it as "My moms on Hegseth" not sure why

 

[Statius]

I’m actually Bernie Sanders, but don’t tell anyone .

Holy shit that would be the funniest thing ever! I can just that meme of him sitting in his heavy coat and mittens on a phone writing!

 

[kreemi_pi]

I wonder how many people posting names here ARE ACTUALLY THOSE PEOPLE and are just fucking with us????

But no, I'm not Hegseth.

 

[kreemi_pi]

I swear to god when I read your post I read it as "My moms on Hegseth" not sure why

HAHAHAHAHAHA

You fucker, you made me spit.

Coffee.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I would literally melt into a steamy puddle to find out YOU were Michelle. Oh, my. That's a yummy fantasy.

@onehitwanda is actually Charlize Theron.

 

[Statius]

I wonder how many people posting names here ARE ACTUALLY THOSE PEOPLE and are just fucking with us????

But no, I'm not Hegseth.

Your protesting too much tells me you are . Sending the national guard to LitE are you?

 

[GuiltyCowboy]

If Phoebe Waller-Bridge wrote a story here that had the tags 'dirty talk', 'blackmail' and 'taboo' then I suppose I might give it a skim...

 

[Statius]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

You fucker, you made me spit.

Coffee.

. Better than spitting other stuff. I wonder which would be considered the greater waste?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Holy shit that would be the funniest thing ever! I can just that meme of him sitting in his heavy coat and mittens on a phone writing!

Damn it! I said don’t tell anyone!

 

[dirk2024]

You beat me to it, I was about to fess up to being Helen Mirren.

Oh she'd be good with erotica as well.