Where to Find Older Men?

[LostHorizon]

Wear some flannel, go to the river, and then call me.

You want me to meet you down by the river?

 

[AnomalyLady]

You want me to meet you down by the river?

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No. In the snow.

 

[LostHorizon]

No. In the snow.

But it doesn’t snow much here. And we don’t have many rivers either.

10 fucking amendments, liberty and gun powder isn’t enough!?

 

[AnomalyLady]

But it doesn’t snow much here. And we don’t have many rivers either.

10 fucking amendments, liberty and gun powder isn’t enough!?

F. L. A. NN. E. L.

 

[LostHorizon]

F. L. A. NN. E. L.

I have plenty of those

 

[AnomalyLady]

I have plenty of those

Then go rub the flannel on a bear and lmk.

 

[LostHorizon]

Then go rub the flannel on a bear and lmk.

This is too much work.

One thing about old people, they don’t like jumping through other people’s hoops.

 

[AnomalyLady]

This is too much work.

One thing about old people, they don’t like jumping through other people’s hoops.

I’m in the middle of making biscuits and gravy, I ain’t got time for you either.

 

[Papi34]

I’m in the middle of making biscuits and gravy, I ain’t got time for you either.

I always have time for biscuits and gravy

 

[AnomalyLady]

I always have time for biscuits and gravy

Send me your old, secret family recipe and I will send you a picture of just about anything.

 

[Papi34]

Send me your old, secret family recipe and I will send you a picture of just about anything.

Ooooo baby, I love the way you do business. It gives me a tingle

 

[AnomalyLady]

Ooooo baby, I love the way you do business. It gives me a tingle

I can sell ice to an Eskimo.

 

[LostHorizon]

I’m in the middle of making biscuits and gravy, I ain’t got time for you either.

Like I said. It’s all hype

 

[AnomalyLady]

Like I said. It’s all hype

You don’t like biscuits and gravy?

 

[Darkfantasy20]

I would say Starbucks or Barnes and Noble or places like that. Saturday mornings when it is a more leisurely pace and people are rushing off to work.

Figure out a couple of ice breakers to get a conversation started and approach a man that you like the look of.

There most likely will be some trial and error, so if you crash out the first few times just take it as a learning experience and don't quit.

 

[Papi34]

I can sell ice to an Eskimo.

I don't doubt that one little bit. Just make sure it's a bikini and it's a hot summer day

 

[Newreality]

Nursing homes

 

[slipprywenwet]

Nursing homes

ughhh... take it easy on the reality please

 

[jenpage]

Hi! I’m in college but not really interested in guys my age. I hope this doesn’t sound weird, but if I want to try flirting with older men, like 40+, where should I go for that? I’m super shy, so dating seems like too much for now, and I want to be safe. Any advice? Thanks! <3

Art gallery is a great place for that. Don't ask me how I know.

 

[womaneater58]

I would consider me to be an older man. Ask me where I am, I'll tell you, and I'll wait here to meet you.

 

[stevesthename]

I find pubs are the perfect enviroment to pick up older guys.

{makes a note}

 

[WeWeeOui]

Best place to find an old guy is my place.

Former Boxer, Pub Bouncer, Security and Bikie in Oz.

But be warned, the 6 pack is now a full keg, the pecs are now man boobs, the roof over the small tool shed is bigger and I'm uglier than a hat full of hairy arseholes .

Got an alluring smile though .

 

[StrongMaster7]

If I were you, I’d try the gym, the supermarket, and local bars and restaurants. If an attractive woman wants you to notice her, those places will work as well as any.

 

[BoredAsianWifey]

I say at the club


AARP, Costco, Sam's Club, etc

 

[ShaneoD]

I say at the club


AARP, Costco, Sam's Club, etc

Does somebody enjoy teasing the old men a little bit?