Ridin' that Train, High on Cocaine

[Littletoo]

Just kidding about the cocaine. My first ex was a cokehead. Yeah. I tried it. Nah, I didn't like it. Like I need another expensive bad habit.



But I do ride the train to work. Before Iryna, train riding was fun. I'd pole-ride. You know, wrap my legs around a pole and squeeze. With a little luck and some rough track, I could get off three stops before I had to get off. After seeing Iryna stabbed in the back, I had to give up pole-riding and Pay Attention. These daze I always sit or stand with my back to the wall. If you're too chicken-shit to go face to face with a little girl, just walk on by.

My tits were too small to make cheerleader, but I had the longest legs. I was the highest kicker on the kick-squad. If you come at me with a knife, I promise you a gold-medal high-kick in the you-know-where. Maybe you'll cut me, maybe you won't but you won't walk right for a week.

“Casey Jones, you better watch your speed!

❤Littletoo

 

[eric_erosfan]

 

[Rotadom]

Just kidding about the cocaine. My first ex was a cokehead. Yeah. I tried it. Nah, I didn't like it. Like I need another expensive bad habit.



But I do ride the train to work. Before Iryna, train riding was fun. I'd pole-ride. You know, wrap my legs around a pole and squeeze. With a little luck and some rough track, I could get off three stops before I had to get off. After seeing Iryna stabbed in the back, I had to give up pole-riding and Pay Attention. These daze I always sit or stand with my back to the wall. If you're too chicken-shit to go face to face with a little girl, just walk on by.

My tits were too small to make cheerleader, but I had the longest legs. I was the highest kicker on the kick-squad. If you come at me with a knife, I promise you a gold-medal high-kick in the you-know-where. Maybe you'll cut me, maybe you won't but you won't walk right for a week.

“Casey Jones, you better watch your speed!

❤Littletoo

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's drive through.

 

[AlexBailey]

Just kidding about the cocaine. My first ex was a cokehead. Yeah. I tried it. Nah, I didn't like it. Like I need another expensive bad habit.



But I do ride the train to work. Before Iryna, train riding was fun. I'd pole-ride. You know, wrap my legs around a pole and squeeze. With a little luck and some rough track, I could get off three stops before I had to get off. After seeing Iryna stabbed in the back, I had to give up pole-riding and Pay Attention. These daze I always sit or stand with my back to the wall. If you're too chicken-shit to go face to face with a little girl, just walk on by.

My tits were too small to make cheerleader, but I had the longest legs. I was the highest kicker on the kick-squad. If you come at me with a knife, I promise you a gold-medal high-kick in the you-know-where. Maybe you'll cut me, maybe you won't but you won't walk right for a week.

“Casey Jones, you better watch your speed!

❤Littletoo

The line is “Drivin’ that train…”

 

[Saint_Ann]

Just have some Narcan handy.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

 

[LLCox]

Just kidding about the cocaine. Yeah. I tried it. Nah, I didn't like it. Like I need another expensive bad habit.


❤Littletoo

I tried it. I'm too cheap to pay that much for a fifteen minute high before I have to snort it again. I'll stick with the Ganja.

 

[AlexBailey]

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Donna’s singing was better than Phil‘s

 

[Rightguide]

Just kidding about the cocaine. My first ex was a cokehead. Yeah. I tried it. Nah, I didn't like it. Like I need another expensive bad habit.



But I do ride the train to work. Before Iryna, train riding was fun. I'd pole-ride. You know, wrap my legs around a pole and squeeze. With a little luck and some rough track, I could get off three stops before I had to get off. After seeing Iryna stabbed in the back, I had to give up pole-riding and Pay Attention. These daze I always sit or stand with my back to the wall. If you're too chicken-shit to go face to face with a little girl, just walk on by.

My tits were too small to make cheerleader, but I had the longest legs. I was the highest kicker on the kick-squad. If you come at me with a knife, I promise you a gold-medal high-kick in the you-know-where. Maybe you'll cut me, maybe you won't but you won't walk right for a week.

“Casey Jones, you better watch your speed!

❤Littletoo

Why did you post that here instead of the GB?

 

[DynamicFigure]

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That’s funny. I made up this joke back in high school, “if you could recite a story while eating your girlfriend’s pussy, does that make you a cunning linguist?”

 

[Baztrachian]

Why did you post that here instead of the GB?

Mentioning Iryna Zarutska and the feral piece of shit that killed her is political to a select number of perpetually outraged leftists who make everything political.

 

[Littletoo]

Just kidding about the cocaine. My first ex was a cokehead. Yeah. I tried it. Nah, I didn't like it. Like I need another expensive bad habit.



But I do ride the train to work. Before Iryna, train riding was fun. I'd pole-ride. You know, wrap my legs around a pole and squeeze. With a little luck and some rough track, I could get off three stops before I had to get off. After seeing Iryna stabbed in the back, I had to give up pole-riding and Pay Attention. These daze I always sit or stand with my back to the wall. If you're too chicken-shit to go face to face with a little girl, just walk on by.

My tits were too small to make cheerleader, but I had the longest legs. I was the highest kicker on the kick-squad. If you come at me with a knife, I promise you a gold-medal high-kick in the you-know-where. Maybe you'll cut me, maybe you won't but you won't walk right for a week.

“Casey Jones, you better watch your speed!

❤Littletoo

Why did you post that here instead of the GB?

My mouse slipped.

 

[Littletoo]

My mouse slipped

 

[Typo Fu Master]

My mouse slipped

My mouse slips here way too frequently.

I've never had to ride a subway. The knowledge that this can occur is not encouraging. I still like my odds but I appreciate that women are considerably more concerned.

Props for public masturbation without anyone knowing.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Donna’s singing was better than Phil‘s

I’ve never understood the hate for Donna. I thought she sort of brightened up the stage. I’ve heard that the engineers would fuck with her sound and mikes and whatnot, to make her sound off?

I don’t know, but sometimes she came across as too much, but again, I really don’t have a horse in the race. I got a good kick out of that meme though!

 

[AlexBailey]

I’ve never understood the hate for Donna. I thought she sort of brightened up the stage. I’ve heard that the engineers would fuck with her sound and mikes and whatnot, to make her sound off?

I don’t know, but sometimes she came across as too much, but again, I really don’t have a horse in the race. I got a good kick out of that meme though!

Playin’ In the Band isn’t the same without her.

I’ve heard some solo blusey recordings of her’s that are really good.

 

[John_von_Neumann]

Just kidding about the cocaine. My first ex was a cokehead. Yeah. I tried it. Nah, I didn't like it. Like I need another expensive bad habit.



But I do ride the train to work. Before Iryna, train riding was fun. I'd pole-ride. You know, wrap my legs around a pole and squeeze. With a little luck and some rough track, I could get off three stops before I had to get off. After seeing Iryna stabbed in the back, I had to give up pole-riding and Pay Attention. These daze I always sit or stand with my back to the wall. If you're too chicken-shit to go face to face with a little girl, just walk on by.

My tits were too small to make cheerleader, but I had the longest legs. I was the highest kicker on the kick-squad. If you come at me with a knife, I promise you a gold-medal high-kick in the you-know-where. Maybe you'll cut me, maybe you won't but you won't walk right for a week.

“Casey Jones, you better watch your speed!

❤Littletoo

Tits or GTFO.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Today I learned about something in school known as a "kick squad".
*blink*