Does weed get you horny?

First, yes.

Second, I discovered weed in college, many years ago. I used to get high almost every day with a guy who lived down the hall in the dorm. Almost always at his side was his girlfriend Jane. Jane had a body that was 10 out of 10. Big tits. Never wore a bra. And I’ll be kind and say she was plain. She is one of the few people ever who got stoned more than I did back then. She was always stoned. After the three of us would get high and listen to an album or two, they would start making out and I would excuse myself. That happened dozens of times.

She must have been the perfect stoner girlfriend. No pressure to do anything but eat, fuck, smoke, and sleep. I saw him not long ago and I asked about Jane. He rolled his eyes, shrugged, and acted embarrassed.
 
Fuck yes it makes me fucking horny! So fucking horny I wanna run out and fucking fuck someone but it makes me so fucking lazy I usually just fucking jill up a storm and leave the mess for the next day.
We could enjoy it together. Then, you could be as lazy as you wish as I pleasure you orally before fucking.
 
Fuck yes it makes me fucking horny! So fucking horny I wanna run out and fucking fuck someone but it makes me so fucking lazy I usually just fucking jill up a storm and leave the mess for the next day.
Maybe next time I can come over and take care of you so you don’t have to do anything. That’s if you like girls at all of course.
 
I 've known guys that only wanted to have sex if they were high. One guy confessed he had difficulty getting hard without it. He was a guy with a stressful job and life, and the weed blocked out the stress thoughts and let him focus on whatever most engaged his attention. Naked chicks usually topped that list.
 
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