Anyone from the UK?

[nakedginger]

If it's not relit by now, turn the gas off and open the window(s).

Someone is coming round

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Still a good idea to open a window and avoid switching things on/off.

 

[nakedginger]

Still a good idea to open a window and avoid switching things on/off.

Will do

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Hope they're with you soon.

 

[nakedginger]

A man is here to sort my heating out.

 

[jonnoback]

I will be home next Tuesday

Are you the end of the queue?

 

[jonnoback]

A man is here to sort my heating out.

A love a good euphemism

 

[hugh_jarce69]

A man is here to sort my heating out.

I’ve seen that film

 

[SirSparky]

Are you the end of the queue?

Seems like it

 

[jonnoback]

I’ve seen that film

I'm sure Robin Askwith was in it!

 

[candystripe79]

Hi, recently divorced and looking for people to chat with.

Midlands

 

[nakedginger]

All sorted.
Apparently, I had dirty pilot orifice.
I think he got a hard-on telling me that.

 

[nakedginger]

Hi, recently divorced and looking for people to chat with.

Midlands

Hello. Are you a gas engineer?

 

[candystripe79]

Hello. Are you a gas engineer?

No, why?

 

[hugh_jarce69]

All sorted.
Apparently, I had dirty pilot orifice.
I think he got a hard-on telling me that.

Did he light your flame?
Now your pipes will be warm

 

[nakedginger]

No, why?

I had issues tonight and had to keep my long socks on.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Give it half an hour before you take your socks off.

 

[nakedginger]

Give it half an hour before you take your socks off.

Defo. Needs to heat up a little

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

I'm warm here but I suppose I'd better pop downstairs and throw some lunch in the air fryer.

 

[orangecurious]

pierogi time!

 

[hugh_jarce69]

I had a dream last night I was shagging the blonde one out of ABBA.
Worst experience of my life, it was horrible.

Why couldn’t I dream about shagging his missus?

 

[nakedginger]

I had a dream last night I was shagging the blonde one out of ABBA.
Worst experience of my life, it was horrible.

Why couldn’t I dream about shagging his missus?

Dad joke time

 

[Sixfoot4again]

Dad joke time

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

When they first broke it was Agnetha that I would have gone for, but as the years have passed my preference has passed to Annifrid.

 

[nakedginger]

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

I think I did