Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Lmizzler]

https://ibb.co/3yWFCPRm

I was gone much of last week and missed this till now. Let me offer a quick suggestion.

While I can completely understand your excitement over a beautiful woman, cause trust me, she’s had that affect on me as well. Let me suggest simply complimenting her in a general sense. No need to get too specific. No need to tell her what you want to do to her body. Just a casual compliment. Especially if you have never talked to her before.

The women on here are super gracious in how they share with us all but we need to be polite in return. Particularly if there isn’t already a relationship between established. It just feels off-putting.

 

[Adrian81]

Just missing the animal crackers...
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All I can see is a fox

 

[GallantWriter]

Secular or sockular?
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God, you're always such a vision. I appreciate the sock placement.

 

[Biggalute]

Me and my Plane

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Secular or sockular?

For this weeks object theme

 

[MindYaBitness]

Not sure it induces sleep ... but certainly brings to mind other activities.

Swimming? Laying out for a tan, perhapse

 

[MindYaBitness]

Disfuta
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Don't sad-react me, Mr. @Lmizzler, when you got to see the un-cropped version!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Long story behind the "why" this pic exists, but it sure was fun to take & edit!
https://ibb.co/39xKS9YG

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Long story behind the "why" this pic exists, but it sure was fun to take & edit!
https://ibb.co/39xKS9YG

Beauty doesn’t need a “why” but I admit a little curiosity about those fake cigarettes

 

[Medicalman13152]

Long story behind the "why" this pic exists, but it sure was fun to take & edit!
https://ibb.co/39xKS9YG
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It appears as a "Smoking (while) HOT (BEARS) Photo?

 

[R20232000]

Long story behind the "why" this pic exists, but it sure was fun to take & edit!
https://ibb.co/39xKS9YG
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Wow

 

[AllAmericanMale]

Just missing the animal crackers...
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Wait, I saw this once in a movie. I'm sure of it...

 

[MindYaBitness]

Beauty doesn’t need a “why” but I admit a little curiosity about those fake cigarettes

I was having a terrible bout of insomnia, which by some joke of fate coincided with OV Week, and my spouse was out of town on a work trip. Macarena was on rotation on my playlist, which gave me the idea for this ( the song is actually about a woman who sleeps with her boyfriend's two friends while he's gone, not a stupid dance like folks tend to think) Anyway, I printed a cigarette wrapper, and taped it around a crayon, and photoshopped some smoke in. Sent this pic of post-coital bliss to my spouse and told him I'd live since his friends were taking good care of me. His only response was to text back "wear that top when I get home!"

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I was having a terrible bout of insomnia, which by some joke of fate coincided with OV Week, and my spouse was out of town on a work trip. Macarena was on rotation on my playlist, which gave me the idea for this ( the song is actually about a woman who sleeps with her boyfriend's two friends while he's gone, not a stupid dance like folks tend to think) Anyway, I printed a cigarette wrapper, and taped it around a crayon, and photoshopped some smoke in. Sent this pic of post-coital bliss to my spouse and told him I'd live since his friends were taking good care of me. His only response was to text back "wear that top when I get home!"

The best story - ever! And you simply cannot beat hubby's response!

 

[Medicalman13152]

I was having a terrible bout of insomnia, which by some joke of fate coincided with OV Week, and my spouse was out of town on a work trip. Macarena was on rotation on my playlist, which gave me the idea for this ( the song is actually about a woman who sleeps with her boyfriend's two friends while he's gone, not a stupid dance like folks tend to think) Anyway, I printed a cigarette wrapper, and taped it around a crayon, and photoshopped some smoke in. Sent this pic of post-coital bliss to my spouse and told him I'd live since his friends were taking good care of me. His only response was to text back "wear that top when I get home!"

HILARIOUS !!!

 

[juttjaw]

I was having a terrible bout of insomnia, which by some joke of fate coincided with OV Week, and my spouse was out of town on a work trip. Macarena was on rotation on my playlist, which gave me the idea for this ( the song is actually about a woman who sleeps with her boyfriend's two friends while he's gone, not a stupid dance like folks tend to think) Anyway, I printed a cigarette wrapper, and taped it around a crayon, and photoshopped some smoke in. Sent this pic of post-coital bliss to my spouse and told him I'd live since his friends were taking good care of me. His only response was to text back "wear that top when I get home!"

I am not a judgemental person, but the image of you smoking in your house?? I gasped like and old woman clutching pearls! FOR SHAME!

Glad you cleared it up

Great picture and story, btw!

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Don't sad-react me, Mr. @Lmizzler, when you got to see the un-cropped version!

Damn...

Poor @Lmizzler

I feel bad for you bro. We all just want the crppped versions. (Just kidding you lucky dog. )

 

[sammyIammy]

Secular or sockular?
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Sectacular

 

[Artfan2]

I was having a terrible bout of insomnia, which by some joke of fate coincided with OV Week, and my spouse was out of town on a work trip. Macarena was on rotation on my playlist, which gave me the idea for this ( the song is actually about a woman who sleeps with her boyfriend's two friends while he's gone, not a stupid dance like folks tend to think) Anyway, I printed a cigarette wrapper, and taped it around a crayon, and photoshopped some smoke in. Sent this pic of post-coital bliss to my spouse and told him I'd live since his friends were taking good care of me. His only response was to text back "wear that top when I get home!"

It is a nice top.

 

[LostHorizon]

I’m somewhat embarrassed to post this. Fucking Mets suck. I took this early in the season while there was hope and dreams, before the inevitable nightmare collapse began.

 

[Tjslick84]

Long story behind the "why" this pic exists, but it sure was fun to take & edit!
https://ibb.co/39xKS9YG
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Those look to be the most incredible areolas ever! “Smoking” hot!

 

[jason28053]

Long story behind the "why" this pic exists, but it sure was fun to take & edit!
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Smoking lol

 

[Mooface]

That one time my PJ set came with the world's most worthless "sleep bra"...
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may be worthless as a sleep bra but it might work as a bikini top but it still looks great on you

 

[Mooface]

Cutting back on layers in this heat

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i can get some scissors and really help cut back the layers, good be a fun time

 

[Mooface]

Just missing the animal crackers...
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this looks just as fun maybe we can find a safari jeep and really go exploring