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[Nightbird]

Hello Nightbird!
I am if my grandkids or nephews are playing!

Hello Boat! I'm just excited because the Toronto Blue Jays won first place in the American League East and are now headed to the Playoffs...
Grandkids and Nephews are awesome..

 

[Missk_2022]

Hi everyone.. Anyone here a Baseball fan?

Several people

 

[Wonderer67]

Good Lord I remember those KP duty days! Long days and punch drunk…would just laugh hysterically at the silliest things.

Yes, it was awful work. But ya hadda make it fun. Some of the dumbest shit!

Contests, dumb jokes and the occasional fight.

My most memorable moment: I was at Ft Hood, a new private e2 shitbird and these two guys start arguing:

Pvt 1: oh yeah?
Pvt 2: yeah.
Pvt 1: fuck you!
Pvt 2: No!

It didn’t go farther than that, cuz we were just all falling about the place. I don’t know if it was the best comeback or the worst comeback of all time!

 

[Wonderer67]

My gran always said, "if you can read, you can cook"

Love that!!

 

[Wonderer67]

Off for a blood gasses exchange . . . .

I’m not sure what that means.

And…

I don’t wanna know what that means!

 

[Wonderer67]

Never ate Bullwikle but had some Yogi.

Like pic-a-nic baskets??

 

[Nightbird]

Several people

Hello Missk is that your Cat in your Av picture? Actually now that I look closer at it they look like two different cats and they are gorgeous.

 

[Wonderer67]

Could you please FAX me a helping of that Peach Crisp?

Fax is so 20th century.

Can’t they send a scratch n sniff??

 

[Wonderer67]

And the window is sticky and needed to be fixed first.


At least I didn't break a nail.


But hey, the Giants won!!!

Wow- I see that they did!

Holy hell.

The Mets lost….

 

[likes2watchU]

I wish I could find you a good video I saw of a "blowout!"
Once control is lost and thousands of feet of drill pipe are blown out of the hole, erosion happens RAPIDLY, blowing rocks the size of softballs into the sky, which come raining back down.

Believe me, 16,000+ PSI, coming out of a 6-8 inch hole, sounds as if the hounds of hell have been turned loose. I've been there and it automatically kicks one into "fight or flight mode"... with nowhere to go.

I don't recall if "blowout" was what I was seeking, but it was something that sparked during your Oil Rig 101 discussions with this landlubber.

There are some wild video clips from Oil Rigs out there on the tube

The only blowout I've seen was in the Hollywood mvoie, "Deepwater Horizon". Every interview I've seen of a Hollywood director quotes them as saying something to the effect of, "We researched to make this as close to reality as we could". Doesn't mean they achieved their objective. And I have 0 personal knowledge to call out anything contrary to reality.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I can out grouch the worst grouch... snd i know lots of cool words

*picks up gauntlet*

 

[Wonderer67]

I mean... who wants their bits dangling above schools of hungry fish?

can fish jump 50ft up and bite scroti??

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I’m not sure what that means.

And…

I don’t wanna know what that means!

I went for a 12K step walk. More oxygen, less carbon dioxide.

 

[Wonderer67]

Yeah - there's, uhm... more out there if you want to look. I stumbled across this while looking for something much more mundane about oil rigs.
Isn't that always the way?

Sure L2, sure…

 

[Wonderer67]

Hi everyone.. Anyone here a Baseball fan?

I am but the Mets lost today… I will prolly root for the tigers and Indians and brewers.

 

[Wonderer67]

Hello Boat! I'm just excited because the Toronto Blue Jays won first place in the American League East and are now headed to the Playoffs...
Grandkids and Nephews are awesome..

I like the blue jays too.

I don’t like the hankees.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Wow- I see that they did!

Holy hell.

The Mets lost….

Maybe they can sell Wilson to the Ravings.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I like the blue jays too.

I don’t like the hankees.

Wankees.


Buncha jerk-offs.

 

[Nightbird]

I like the blue jays too.

I don’t like the hankees.

Hey Wonderer the Tigers had a great Season but ended up doing aweful in the end I live near the Michigan border so Im surrounded by Tiger fans..

 

[likes2watchU]

Believe me, 16,000+ PSI, coming out of a 6-8 inch hole, sounds as if the hounds of hell have been turned loose. I've been there and it automatically kicks one into "fight or flight mode"... with nowhere to go.

So one's first thought in that moment would naturally be, "Let me get this on camera"

Hard for me to even imagine 16,000 PSI. I mean, my car tires only take around 35

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

I am but the Mets lost today… I will prolly root for the tigers and Indians and brewers.

Definitely Cleveland - No on the Yanks, Phils, and Dodgers

 

[Missk_2022]

Hello Missk is that your Cat in your Av picture? Actually now that I look closer at it they look like two different cats and they are gorgeous.

No... i had to change avatar... so decided to put up a couple pussy cats!

 

[likes2watchU]

can fish jump 50ft up and bite scroti??

I really don't want to find out... scroti or other tasty bits

 

[Nightbird]

No... i had to change avatar... so decided to put up a couple pussy cats!

Well its a great Avatar and I like it.

 

[Wonderer67]

No... i had to change avatar... so decided to put up a couple pussy cats!

I thought they were weasels!

Seriously.