The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[HumpDayHoratio]

Is Momma still trying to escape via the upstairs windows?

The Crazy is real….

Momma finally was talked out of using the ladder. Didn’t stop her from going out to the shed to root around for that hot plate though…in 94d heat. She drove herself to the doc (she didn’t call me as she knew bout my procedure) because she’s still in pain from her procedure two weeks ago. Nothing like an 82 yr old jacked up on Oxy Cruz’n around! .

I seriously don’t know what to do at this point…

I tuned all the womenz out for the last 48 as I had a CT scan and the good nurse told me I needed low PB and heart rate. must have done a good job as I was hovering around 53bpm and needed to be below 65. MyChart looks OK to me, an unwashed non-medical type, but waiting on hearing from the Doc…probably wont know until next week sometime.

Is it still Oktoberfest? Why yes…yes it is!

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

I will burn Sage, and I do have one flavour of incense that I like. One. It’s not negotiable. I do like that fucking black Darjeeling tea. Otherwise, strong coffee, gun cleaning products, a touch of cordite, and the air of whatever it is that I’m cooking at the moment.

I do think we’ve communed on the pleasures of Hoppe’s #9…

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

I can totally understand that!

Do we have your own place, your own autonomy your own stuff, but you can also enjoy each other’s company.

Sounds like the best of both worlds.

Before my ex-wife and I split up, we flirted with the idea of staying married, but having separate houses… I’m sure it would have failed… but it was an interesting idea.

I know people that have made that married living apart work. When married, it was always living together. Today, I am more set in my ways. Thanks for your thoughts Wonderer.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

I will burn Sage, and I do have one flavour of incense that I like. One. It’s not negotiable. I do like that fucking black Darjeeling tea. Otherwise, strong coffee, gun cleaning products, a touch of cordite, and the air of whatever it is that I’m cooking at the moment.

Darjeeling is the best tasting tea. For strong tea, I go for Yorkshire.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

What do the women think about together living apart?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

That’s what happened to my hot dentist. She bought into a practice that does not take insurance at all. Some of the super hot assistants stayed. My new dentist is a younger version and just as hot. But she lacks the personality and how the previous was so intelligent. So far this one can’t find any money to mine out of my gums. My new hygienist is really nice. Unsuspecting white MILF. Interesting but happily married. At least is very comfortable leaning on me while applying my quarterly mouth massage. I still look forward to my visits.

I had a woman who cut my hair. She had big boobs and short arms. Each ear was always good for two or three boob insertions. I should’ve kept my hair shorter.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I do think we’ve communed on the pleasures of Hoppe’s #9…

Yes, sir, I believe we did. I plan to have a sniff this weekend.

 

[subdudeme13]

Wow - way to welcome people!

I do my best!

 

[Wonderer67]

 

[Greylag]

That's all you're lusting for, G?

Well @Lilianna23 Let me think about it or a moment ... DM incoming...

 

[cole4258]

Good afternoon everyone! Finally made it home from Colorado.

 

[Greylag]

I'm pretty sure I was voting for everyone w boobs...moobs may have counted as well..

with Boobs gets my vote

 

[Greylag]

I had a woman who cut my hair. She had big boobs and short arms. Each ear was always good for two or three boob insertions. I should’ve kept my hair shorter.

My hairdesser was like that and short skirts too. Sadly moved on

 

[kathyisgr65]

with Boobs gets my vote

Somehow I'm not surprised..hiya grey.. hope u and urs are doing well

 

[Greylag]

Well the senior management is here for a week. I picked her up yesterday in a six hour round trip. Best of it was when she was complaining about her doctor.

SM: They don't make enough allowance for me being almost blind and near deaf. I have to tell them every time!

Me: And is it okay then?

SM: No it isnt because then they treat me like and old person!

Me (shaking my head): For Gods sake Mother you are at 90!

 

[Greylag]

Somehow I'm not surprised..hiya grey.. hope u and urs are doing well

Hey Kathy ... you know me too well. Yes all well here and I hope with you too Lovely!

 

[kathyisgr65]

Hey Kathy ... you know me too well. Yes all well here and I hope with you too Lovely!

I'm still kicking so no complaints..

 

[Greylag]

I'm still kicking so no complaints..

Kicking ass I hope Kathy lol

 

[kathyisgr65]

Kicking ass I hope Kathy lol

U also know me too well... but only (kicking ass) when it's fun... for both..ha ha

 

[Missk_2022]

What do the women think about together living apart?

I would do it esp as i get older

 

[Greylag]

I would do it esp as i get older

I know a few who do that and it works!

 

[PersonalFavors]

I had a woman who cut my hair. She had big boobs and short arms. Each ear was always good for two or three boob insertions. I should’ve kept my hair shorter.

I'm secretly in love with the wonderful woman that cuts my hair too.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Well the senior management is here for a week. I picked her up yesterday in a six hour round trip. Best of it was when she was complaining about her doctor.

SM: They don't make enough allowance for me being almost blind and near deaf. I have to tell them every time!

Me: And is it okay then?

SM: No it isnt because then they treat me like and old person!

Me (shaking my head): For Gods sake Mother you are at 90!

Please keep her over there. I don't need to have Dr. Tyler (a spray 92) getting any ideas. She already likes playing the self-pity card enough as it is.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'm secretly in love with the wonderful woman that cuts my hair too.

I bought some clippers and do my own any more. I not only cut out the fee but I don't tip the machine, either.

 

[PersonalFavors]

I bought some clippers and do my own any more. I not only cut out the fee but I don't tip the machine, either.

I still pay the price. She is a good friend along with enjoying how she sounds feels, and cares. Her husband is cool too. Good with a smoker. Her mom used to live next door. When it was close to the end I kept her kids and all the cousins entertained. I can't help the thoughts her appearance inspire.