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Fuck that..I don't care how hot she is... and what u want to use ur tongue for... give me the drugs..I'm a huge baby when it comes to.. the dentist..I know how cliche.. but it's true.
Me too. For whatever reason, even a filling is a major deal for me. Having all knows pain right now from this tooth that got yanked 1.5 mos ago.

But for my milfy ex-dentist….
 
Me too. For whatever reason, even a filling is a major deal for me. Having all knows pain right now from this tooth that got yanked 1.5 mos ago.

But for my milfy ex-dentist….


I know that I mentioned that my last dentist was hot. She could sit on my chest to pull teeth anytime. Our dental assistant was hot, too. Pity they don’t take my insurance. Damn them….
 
And no candles and none of that tea tree oil eucalyptus pumpkinseed smelling shit!


I will burn Sage, and I do have one flavour of incense that I like. One. It’s not negotiable. I do like that fucking black Darjeeling tea. Otherwise, strong coffee, gun cleaning products, a touch of cordite, and the air of whatever it is that I’m cooking at the moment.
 
I know that I mentioned that my last dentist was hot. She could sit on my chest to pull teeth anytime. Our dental assistant was hot, too. Pity they don’t take my insurance. Damn them….
Funny story.. when I had my molars pulled at like 17...I was jacked up on gas and when I came back for the follow up they told me I was hitting on every dental assistant on the way out the door..if my mom didn't have a clue before.. about my affection for the fairer sex..she did after
 
I know that I mentioned that my last dentist was hot. She could sit on my chest to pull teeth anytime. Our dental assistant was hot, too. Pity they don’t take my insurance. Damn them….
That’s what happened to my hot dentist. She bought into a practice that does not take insurance at all. Some of the super hot assistants stayed. My new dentist is a younger version and just as hot. But she lacks the personality and how the previous was so intelligent. So far this one can’t find any money to mine out of my gums. My new hygienist is really nice. Unsuspecting white MILF. Interesting but happily married. At least is very comfortable leaning on me while applying my quarterly mouth massage. I still look forward to my visits.
 
Funny story.. when I had my molars pulled at like 17...I was jacked up on gas and when I came back for the follow up they told me I was hitting on every dental assistant on the way out the door..if my mom didn't have a clue before.. about my affection for the fairer sex..she did after
I do love how they seem to fit everything in those scrubs just perfect. Seems to be a competition, who gets the most looks at my office.
 
I'm pretty sure I was voting for everyone w boobs...moobs may have counted as well..
The only men I ever saw in the office were patients. The dentists are all Korean women. The assistants and hygienist come in all sorts of irresistible flavors.
Several years ago I had 2 sets of work done that were 5 or more hours each. Trusting them was easy. Listening to them talk we could have easily been best friends. I could laugh some, but with that wedge could not join in.
 
Going in to my dentist on Friday for a replacement crown and tooth extraction and bone graph for future implant. THEN if that isn't sufficient, I have the installation of an Implant from an earlier extraction and bone graph scheduled for the next Monday morning! Just helping to fund my dentist's retirement fund!!
Here's my update, as I drool on my keyboard...🤤

My Permanent crown has been installed, and the "Offensive" Tooth has been removed and replaced by a "Bone Graph and Membrane". We had a great running discussion about surgical procedures with my dentist during my time in her chair. Learned she grew up on a Diary Farm, which I can relate to as I used to help out milking cows in my youth.

Everything went smoothly, and she says "see you in three weeks to remove the sutures".

So far, NOVOCAINE is working well, and my keyboard is covered in drool, and my face is "Missing" :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
Here's my update, as I drool on my keyboard...🤤

My Permanent crown has been installed, and the "Offensive" Tooth has been removed and replaced by a "Bone Graph and Membrane". We had a great running discussion about surgical procedures with my dentist during my time in her chair. Learned she grew up on a Diary Farm, which I can relate to as I used to help out milking cows in my youth.

Everything went smoothly, and she says "see you in three weeks to remove the sutures".

So far, NOVOCAINE is working well, and my keyboard is covered in drool, and my face is "Missing" :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
I hope she gave you a few perks just in case for when the novocaine wears off. One of those and a glass of wine always seemed to be welcome recreation while enduring pain. Codeine always seemed to be more of a sleep aid.
I also hope the someone cares for you made your favorite soup. I always love when pity comes in the form of food.
 
I will burn Sage, and I do have one flavour of incense that I like. One. It’s not negotiable. I do like that fucking black Darjeeling tea. Otherwise, strong coffee, gun cleaning products, a touch of cordite, and the air of whatever it is that I’m cooking at the moment.
The only candle i really like is tahitian vanilla from sand and fog (tjmaxx)..i buy 3 or 4 at a time if i bake i put a little vanilla on my pulse points so i smell like a cookie
 
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