What is the weirdest thing that turns you on?

[Mike130]

Here’s another weird thing that turns me on. Dark eyebrows with blonde or dirty blonde hair. Think Dany (Emilia Clark) on GOT, or Emma (Lizzie Broadway), the dirty blonde on Gen V. The dark, thick eyebrows make me think they have a thick dark bush….

 

[Crownvic]

Really stinky high heel pumps that have been worn with nylons all day. Aways secretly smelled my mother's office stiletto heel pumps when young. Something about the well worn leather and nylon scent!

Very hot and horny.

 

[OliversArmy]

my wife

 

[janiced]

I am no longer sure what defines weird anymore, but a lovely turn-on is spending the night followed by morning coffee in bed together.

 

[Luvtoexplore]

Watching a pretty, big beautiful woman reach for her handbag, pull out a box of Marlboro Red 100s, remove one and light up with a deep first drag.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Watching a guy do push-ups. Sweet fancy Moses, it just rings my bell

 

[UtilityCurve]

Weird, niche, unusual. Whatever. Probably my most offbeat joys are her watching me jerk off into her panties or (swoon) bra cups and putting them on wet for the rest of the day.

 

[jays78]

Giving oral sex has made me cum hands free before. If you want a second round, just let me go down and ill be all hard and throbbing.

 

[lowcollar]

Women's hairy armpits
The smell and taste of my dominatrix asshole
Being slapped in the face
Period piss drinking

 

[Japansurfer]

Having my ass penetrated my my ex’s glass dildo. Never thought it would get me going but damn did it ever

 

[LMWM321]

This is pretty milquetoast, but I'm absolutely nuts for my wife's feet. ..Not all women's feet, just my wife's. Well, maybe a few others, inc. Margo Robbie's, but mostly just hers.

..They look like they belong to a 21 year-old, not a 60 year old - ie., no crooked toes, calluses, bunions, heel cracks or dry skin, etc... And her big toe is just a bit shorter than the next toe, giving her foot a beautiful shape. And, lastly and most importantly, her nails are always perfectly pedicured and painted and are kept very very short.

When she sits with her legs up as we watch TV, I struggle to focus on the show b/c I keep staring at her bare feet. Sex is weird

 

[Luvtoexplore]

This is pretty milquetoast, but I'm absolutely nuts for my wife's feet. ..Not all women's feet, just my wife's (well, a few others, but mostly just hers).

..They look like they belong to a 21 year-old, not a 60 year old - no crooked toes, calluses, bunions, dry skin, etc... And her big toe is just a bit shorter than the next toe, giving it her foot a beautiful shape. And, lastly and most importantly, her nails perfectly pedicured and are kept very very short.

When she sits with her legs up as we watch TV, I struggle to focus on the show b/c I keep staring at her feet. Sex is weird

Some guys are sooo fortunate to have a partner that knows she has the keys (so to speak) and knows how and when to use 'em.

 

[LMWM321]

Some guys are sooo fortunate to have a partner that knows she has the keys (so to speak) and knows how and when to use 'em.

Well said, and true. My wife knows they drive me nuts and (mostly) leans into it in a fun and very sex-positive way. For example, she always asks what color I want before she heads off to get her pedicure every 3 weeks. ..That doesn't mean she always honors my request, but she always asks... .

..I do wish everyone had something about their partner that thrilled them as much as my wife's feet thrill me.

 

[Mike198042]

Having my hair pulled while going down on her and having her thick thighs squeeze my head. Also scrubs, scrubs drive me wild for some reason.

 

[Japansurfer]

Cycling in Lycra and seeing women cycling ( road bikes at speed)

 

[Mrs_and_mr]

Waxing, the whole thing. From the warm wax being applied and the fabric being pressed against me. Then comes the swipe and the sting from the hair being removed.

 

[LFM90]

Watching girls pee

 

[CarlyAnn]

Watching a pretty, big beautiful woman reach for her handbag, pull out a box of Marlboro Red 100s, remove one and light up with a deep first drag.

Are you Phillip Marlowe?

 

[Crownvic]

This is pretty milquetoast, but I'm absolutely nuts for my wife's feet. ..Not all women's feet, just my wife's. Well, maybe a few others, inc. Margo Robbie's, but mostly just hers.

..They look like they belong to a 21 year-old, not a 60 year old - ie., no crooked toes, calluses, bunions, heel cracks or dry skin, etc... And her big toe is just a bit shorter than the next toe, giving her foot a beautiful shape. And, lastly and most importantly, her nails are always perfectly pedicured and painted and are kept very very short.

When she sits with her legs up as we watch TV, I struggle to focus on the show b/c I keep staring at her bare feet. Sex is weird

I know that feeling, it’s always there..

 

[SavannaT]

Super old guy at a bar I overheard talking about young women with big tits and him wanting to go to the beach wearing a “federal bikini inspector” shirt to see if he could grope busty women .. made me wanna follow him to the beach

 

[5A4nxL32]

Women's hairy armpits
The smell and taste of my dominatrix asshole
Being slapped in the face

Love the first one here.

 

[Luvtoexplore]

Are you Phillip Marlowe?

You made coffee come out of my nose this morning! Thanks CarlyAnn!

 

[neon_noodle]

Are you Phillip Marlowe?

Love a woman's voice so sexy it would make a priest kick out a stained glass window.

 

[Sigh_Within]

Love a woman's voice so sexy it would make a priest kick out a stained glass window.

any woman's voice or specific kinds of?

 

[CarlyAnn]

Love a woman's voice so sexy it would make a priest kick out a stained glass window.

I just finished The Big Sleep.

“Dead men are heavier than broken hearts”