The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Lilianna23]

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Darwin award! SMH!

 

[Wonderer67]

Pumpkin brownies in the oven cream cheese fristing ready to go...peanut butter fudge and chocolate walnut fudge ready and in the fridge.... cranberry white chicolate blondies almost ready to go in the oven when pumpkin comes out

I mean wow in a good way!!!

Send pics!

 

[Wonderer67]

As soon as it moves like that, Expansion Theorum takes effect which precludes the mass in its entirety from fitting in the original space. It will need 0.2% more cubic space thereforth.

I never thought this thread would get to where timez, space and mass start to bend!

 

[Wonderer67]

Tonight's suprise guest: @Azuldrgon
Zuly!! Nice seeing you.

I did that one with a button that came off a pair of pants. I sewed it on so it would never come off again.
Well, I was part right - the inner X of the button stayed put. But the outer O of the button shot off like it was shot out a gun barrel. It flew all the way across the room and hit the wall so hard it had people ducking for cover. Not dropping to the floor, but heads were bowed in fear.
It took me hours to get the rest of that button off those pants so I could sew a new one on them.
That's when I learned the toothpick trick -

This has all of the makins of a tall tale!!

 

[Wonderer67]

Looks like a wonderful spot for some R&R, W!

Hole now, but a good getaway!

 

[Lilianna23]

It’s all a matter of context!!

Right?

Paul = no fukin way!

Daddy = of course! Have all you want!

 

[kathyisgr65]

Right?

Paul = no fukin way!

Daddy = of course! Have all you want!

Whispering
hi yall... and scooting out the door..

 

[Lilianna23]

Up. Coffee. More inspections today. Wat has the reputation in the office of the Teh One with the credit with the city to get shit passed. They misunderestimate that. Wat is the one who will go out of the office and walk the units and growl at the work weasels and insure that shit will pass before he calls it in to be looked at. He's good with inspectors, but being ready s the best way to be good with them, FFS.

Absolutely! If you can anticipate what they will look at and have answers to their questions, you'll come out ahead!

 

[subdudeme13]

One other question tho - is she hot??

I had a super milfy dentist many years back that I really liked. Her dental work was ok too.

She is petite and one time she said if she could only craw up inside my mouth it would be easy to do what ever it was she was doing. I am sure she didn't have any carnal intentions at the time. There was the tecnician that got the dentist to ask me if I was interested in her. I was but married at the time. But I digress!

 

[subdudeme13]

Whispering
hi yall... and scooting out the door..

Yelling Hi! and getting the paddle and chasing you!

 

[kathyisgr65]

Yelling Hi! and getting the paddle and chasing you!

All u had to do was ask me.. to come back.. haha...howdy

 

[Dcharger]

Aloha yall

 

[subdudeme13]

Good luck. I’m still experiencing pain and numbness from the tooth extraction nearly 2 months ago. It’s very very very very gradually returning to normal.

I’m not a fa

i can appreciate that. I recall the time I had a wisdom tooth extracted and went to a dental surgeon. He had his knee up on the arm of the chair and I thought he was going to break my jaw. My distress only lasted two weeks but back then you got good drugs that I don't think they use anymore.

 

[subdudeme13]

I have implants... no big deal... better than crowns imho

Edit: TOOTH inplants

I have one implant and had to have a bone graft for it. They used bovine bone and it works fine. I only moooo at night!

 

[subdudeme13]

All u had to do was ask me.. to come back.. haha...howdy

Chasing you with a paddle is more fun!

 

[kathyisgr65]

Chasing you with a paddle is more fun!

Valid point.. well played my friend

 

[subdudeme13]

Valid point.. well played my friend

You can spank me latter. I mean thank.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Buy it buy it buy it

You would cause me to spend myself into a pauper's grave, Little Missy!!!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I like mine just plain. And strong.

I may add a grain-or-three of sugar sometimes.


"I really like that fucking black Darjeeling."

~ Al Swearengen

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Careful, boys! She's fierce!

A chance well worth the risk.


Besides, suff'rin' builds character.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I just discovered the diet version of this! I'm hooked!

I drink maybe one old-school Coca-Cola a week. Maybe. Or maybe a ginger ale, full sugar.


Diet sodas is dah debbil.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

They should just turn you loose and let you do the job they're paying you for! Sounds like you might get roped into "helping" (meaning doing it yourself) incompetent man.

I will be left doing what they have me doing, according to Manager Boy yesterday. That could change like his socks, but whatever. I could quit, too. I won't, but it's always an option. If they send me back to Douchebag Central, it'll be with the condition that Noncompetence has to go.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Does she not know you need rest, probably more than she does?!?!?

It's not the knowing bit, it's the gives-a-shit bit what's missing.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You can test drive mine for snuggleness! She's a little love bug!

Nothing, beats TDK, I tells ya.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Absolutely! If you can anticipate what they will look at and have answers to their questions, you'll come out ahead!

90% is simply paying attention. To do that, one has to walk units. The other shits don't walk units and take the subs' word for what's done and if'n it's right.