The U.N. Escalator & Teleprompter Plot!!!

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The White House vows to investigate malfunctioning escalators and teleprompters at the United Nations. They are going to find out which Soros-funded illegal immigrants are responsible for trying to embarrass the Petulant Man-Baby!

KKKaroline “the Enforcer” Leavitt, who is world-renowned for her control over the UN, says she will personally punish the evil-doers responsible!!!

“If we find that these were UN and staffers who were purposefully trying to trip up, literally trip up the president and the first lady of the United States, well, there better be accountability for those people. And I will personally see to it,” White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said on Fox News on Tuesday evening.

The UN said the president’s video crew may have accidentally stopped the escalator.

A videographer filming the US delegation’s arrival “may have inadvertently triggered the safety function described above”, the statement continued.

And the teleprompter was operated by Trump’s own people …

“Regarding the teleprompter, we have no comment since the teleprompter for the US president is operated by the White House,” Dujarric said.

Is the sabotage coming from within the White House?!?!?!?!?!???!!!!!?

Regardless, the citizens of America will sleep soundly knowing that KKKaroline “the Enforcer” Leavitt is on the case! Any accusations of paranoia within the Clown Show Administration are obviously false and are the product of liberal media controlled by Hunter’s evil laptop (and George Soros).
 
It was embarrassing.

(The speech, not the escalator thing that made me laugh)
 



NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—The Guinness Book of World Records announced on Wednesday that the former president of Venezuela, Hugo Chávez, has lost his distinction for making the most batshit speech to the United Nations General Assembly. “In 2006, when Chávez referred to George W. Bush as the Devil and said, ‘This rostrum still smells like sulfur,’ most of us thought his record for making the most crazy-ass UN speech would stand for generations,” Guinness spokesperson Harland Dorrinson said. “We never saw this coming.”

In an official statement, the Hugo Chávez Memorial Society, based in Caracas, was philosophical about the Venezuelan’s wackadoodle utterances being bested by a new champion.“Hugo himself would have been in awe of yesterday’s performance,” the statement read. “He said a lot of bonkers shit back in 2006, but he never exploded with rage about an escalator.”
 
2024! guess what!

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ineedhelp1 feels the need to advertise what a fucking imbecile (MAGAt) they truly are.

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Lacy knew enough to STFU and run away from their ignorant comment, but ineedhelp1 felt the need to double down and co-sign Lacy’s ignorance.

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👉 ineedhelp1 🤣

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We. Told. Them. So.

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ineedhelp1 feels the need to advertise what a fucking imbecile (MAGAt) they truly are.

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Lacy knew enough to STFU and run away from their ignorant comment, but ineedhelp1 felt the need to double down and co-sign Lacy’s ignorance.

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👉 ineedhelp1 🤣

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We. Told. Them. So.

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Your comment that violence is happening on Trump’s watch. Of course that’s true, the left has gone batshit crazy!!! They’re shooten the town up because of it. The reason there was no shooten during the Biden term is because that Batshit crazy left had their boy in the WH, and conservatives don’t resort to shooten people. You’re not very bright are you?
 
Your comment that violence is happening on Trump’s watch. Of course that’s true, the left has gone batshit crazy!!! They’re shooten the town up because of it. The reason there was no shooten during the Biden term is because that Batshit crazy left had their boy in the WH, and conservatives don’t resort to shooten people. You’re not very bright are you?

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ineedhelp1 FAILS to recognize that President Biden did NOTHING ignorant, treasonous, or inflammatory to directly contribute to / incite mass chaos, violence, and crises like DonOld has done / is doing.

That ^ is why President Biden’s administration wasn’t marred by mass chaos, violence, and crises.

Stay stupid Pony MAGAt. (ineedhelp1) Stay stupid…

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We. Told. Them. So.

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ineedhelp1 FAILS to recognize that President Biden did NOTHING ignorant, treasonous, or inflammatory to directly contribute to / incite mass chaos, violence, and crises like DonOld has done / is doing.

That ^ is why President Biden’s administration wasn’t marred by mass chaos, violence, and crises.

Stay stupid Pony MAGAt. (ineedhelp1) Stay stupid…

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👉 Pony MAGAt (ineedhelp1) 🤣

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Nothing more than lying to us, every day, letting millions of unvetted illegal migrants invade our country.

There was nothing but mass chaos. Foreign policy was a fucking joke.

LAZ is a fucking joke :poop: 👈:nana:
 
Nothing more than lying to us, every day, letting millions of unvetted illegal migrants invade our country.

There was nothing but mass chaos. Foreign policy was a fucking joke.

LAZ is a fucking joke :poop: 👈:nana:
Millions! Everyday! You're a traitor. Fuck off, idiot.
 
Nothing more than lying to us, every day, letting millions of unvetted illegal migrants invade our country.

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Pony MAGAt (ineedhelp1) FAILS to realize/ recognize that DonOld’s Afghanistan fuckup ("The Doha Deal"), DonOld’s Covid fuckup (terrible preparation AND response), and DonOld’s OWN immigration "policies" related to the aforementioned fuckups contributed directly to the immigration crisis that President Biden inherited.

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And President Biden DID try to address the immigration problems he inherited, but DONOLD TRUMP & THE MAGAT REPUBLICANS SABOTAGED THE VERY CONSERVATIVE BIPARTISAN BILL THAT PRESIDENT BIDEN WAS READY TO SIGN.

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Stay stupid, Pony MAGAt (ineedhelp1). Stay stupid….

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We. Told. Them. So.

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At this point, I'd prefer that dear leader gets over absorbed about this so that he doesn't focus on anything else for a long time
 
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