The Art of Getting Lit Laid

[WCSGarland]

Good evening, you delightful troublemakers!
Off you go to dreamland - don’t forget to pack your joy and a little mischief for the ride. May your sleep be full of laughter, the kind that makes you wake up smiling (or blushing). Sweet dreams, you rascals!
Meanwhile, in my side of the world, my work day begins...

Thanks... and just because I'm drunk and feeling bold, if by chance you have an opportunity... rub one out for me today while you are at work. Maybe I'll dream about you cumming on the job. And if not... maybe, just maybe, I'll dream about it anyway.

 

[Carmina24]

Thanks... and just because I'm drunk and feeling bold, if by chance you have an opportunity... rub one out for me today while you are at work. Maybe I'll dream about you cumming on the job. And if not... maybe, just maybe, I'll dream about it anyway.

Just because you are drunk...okay....lol

 

[Carmina24]

I hope Ragasa didn't do too much damage on your side of the world. I have been there when one of those blew through. Hopeful thoughts.

That's so sweet of you, thank you!

 

[Carmina24]

I hope Ragasa didn't do too much damage on your side of the world. I have been there when one of those blew through. Hopeful thoughts.

That's so sweet and thoughtful of you ..thank you!

 

[MichaelForest]

I think there is a seduction that only the well chosen word can achieve. The spaces in between each message is where desire is forged. So, the words you send off must have some kind of resonance..words must ferment, brew, simmer…

So well said!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

The stages:

Language
Intrigue
Temptation
Empathy
Randiness
Orgasmic
Talking
Intensifying
Chatting
Arousal

Literotica

 

[Carmina24]

The stages:

Language
Intrigue
Temptation
Empathy
Randiness
Orgasmic
Talking
Intensifying
Chatting
Arousal

Literotica

Love it, @Hornymwtxn

 

[Carmina24]

Not sure if I shared this before - to those drawn to the mystique of Asian women…

We are more than porcelain skin and almond eyes.
We are poetry in motion - soft when we choose, steel when we must.
Our voices can lull you into serenity… or spark a fire that leaves you breathless.
We are raised on respect, shaped by resilience, and fueled by passion kept just beneath the surface - until you earn the right to feel it.

Loving an Asian woman isn’t about exotic fantasies -
It’s about seeing the depth behind the gaze,
The warmth behind the reserve,
The storm behind the stillness.

If you’re patient, curious, and bold enough to meet us heart-first,
You just might find that our love doesn’t whisper.
It consumes.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Not sure if I shared this before - to those drawn to the mystique of Asian women…

We are more than porcelain skin and almond eyes.
We are poetry in motion - soft when we choose, steel when we must.
Our voices can lull you into serenity… or spark a fire that leaves you breathless.
We are raised on respect, shaped by resilience, and fueled by passion kept just beneath the surface - until you earn the right to feel it.

Loving an Asian woman isn’t about exotic fantasies -
It’s about seeing the depth behind the gaze,
The warmth behind the reserve,
The storm behind the stillness.

If you’re patient, curious, and bold enough to meet us heart-first,
You just might find that our love doesn’t whisper.
It consumes.

I see

CCC
Combustable, consumable,comforting

 

[Wwwajr666]

Not sure if I shared this before - to those drawn to the mystique of Asian women…

We are more than porcelain skin and almond eyes.
We are poetry in motion - soft when we choose, steel when we must.
Our voices can lull you into serenity… or spark a fire that leaves you breathless.
We are raised on respect, shaped by resilience, and fueled by passion kept just beneath the surface - until you earn the right to feel it.

Loving an Asian woman isn’t about exotic fantasies -
It’s about seeing the depth behind the gaze,
The warmth behind the reserve,
The storm behind the stillness.

If you’re patient, curious, and bold enough to meet us heart-first,
You just might find that our love doesn’t whisper.
It consumes.

Well worth the wait

 

[Greylag]

Not sure if I shared this before - to those drawn to the mystique of Asian women…

We are more than porcelain skin and almond eyes.
We are poetry in motion - soft when we choose, steel when we must.
Our voices can lull you into serenity… or spark a fire that leaves you breathless.
We are raised on respect, shaped by resilience, and fueled by passion kept just beneath the surface - until you earn the right to feel it.

Loving an Asian woman isn’t about exotic fantasies -
It’s about seeing the depth behind the gaze,
The warmth behind the reserve,
The storm behind the stillness.

If you’re patient, curious, and bold enough to meet us heart-first,
You just might find that our love doesn’t whisper.
It consumes.

Wow!

 

[subdudeme13]

Not sure if I shared this before - to those drawn to the mystique of Asian women…

We are more than porcelain skin and almond eyes.
We are poetry in motion - soft when we choose, steel when we must.
Our voices can lull you into serenity… or spark a fire that leaves you breathless.
We are raised on respect, shaped by resilience, and fueled by passion kept just beneath the surface - until you earn the right to feel it.

Loving an Asian woman isn’t about exotic fantasies -
It’s about seeing the depth behind the gaze,
The warmth behind the reserve,
The storm behind the stillness.

If you’re patient, curious, and bold enough to meet us heart-first,
You just might find that our love doesn’t whisper.
It consumes.

I can confirm that! Speaking from experience.

 

[WCSGarland]

Not sure if I shared this before - to those drawn to the mystique of Asian women…

We are more than porcelain skin and almond eyes.
We are poetry in motion - soft when we choose, steel when we must.
Our voices can lull you into serenity… or spark a fire that leaves you breathless.
We are raised on respect, shaped by resilience, and fueled by passion kept just beneath the surface - until you earn the right to feel it.

Loving an Asian woman isn’t about exotic fantasies -
It’s about seeing the depth behind the gaze,
The warmth behind the reserve,
The storm behind the stillness.

If you’re patient, curious, and bold enough to meet us heart-first,
You just might find that our love doesn’t whisper.
It consumes.

My step-brother's wife is from the Philippines... my lucky step-brother...

 

[RyanCastle9]

Myself and Carmina24 have been brainstorming about starting a thread where everyone can share ideas with each other and this is what we have come up with.

This is not intended as a how‐to guide used as a formulaic way to make a meaningful online friendship but as a place to share what has worked, what to avoid, how to start, with input from everyone that has had success or desires a meaningful passionate online romance.

Thread Intent
This space is for Lit members to share how their most meaningful online connections began—those first moments that grew into something real. Whether it was a clever opening line, a shared interest, or an unexpected spark in conversation, your experiences could inspire others who are here but struggling to find that same connection.

By sharing the best ways your own online relationships started, we can help fellow members see what works, what matters, and how to move from polite exchanges to genuine chemistry. The goal is simple: to turn chance encounters into lasting bonds, and to make Lit a place where more people find the passion and partnership they’re hoping for.

Addendum:
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We don’t claim to know more than anyone here. We just want to share what’s worked for us, what hasn’t, and all the adventures in between.

This is a space for swapping stories, comparing notes, and maybe laughing over the lessons we had to learn the hard way. We’re all here for the same reason — to connect, to learn, and maybe to turn a spark into something worth keeping.
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Gentleman’s Guide (Disclaimer: cobbled together from the entirely fallible, slightly mischievous mind of Carmina).

1)The Real game

2)The Secret Weapon

3)The Hidden Key

4)The Dangerous Edge

5)The Final Move

LOLL Honorees

Love this idea! I shall read on with interest...

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Love this idea! I shall read on with interest...

Welcome to the thread @RyanCastle9

Pull up a chair and feel free to jump into the madness as any time.

 

[write_or_wrong]

Not sure if I shared this before - to those drawn to the mystique of Asian women…

We are more than porcelain skin and almond eyes.
We are poetry in motion - soft when we choose, steel when we must.
Our voices can lull you into serenity… or spark a fire that leaves you breathless.
We are raised on respect, shaped by resilience, and fueled by passion kept just beneath the surface - until you earn the right to feel it.

Loving an Asian woman isn’t about exotic fantasies -
It’s about seeing the depth behind the gaze,
The warmth behind the reserve,
The storm behind the stillness.

If you’re patient, curious, and bold enough to meet us heart-first,
You just might find that our love doesn’t whisper.
It consumes.

All of my associations with Asian women have been from a business perspective. But all of that has been extremely positive so I have no doubt that their personal attributes would be a joy to experience.

 

[jacfox]

Lives Matter (Rap)

People have lives
Lives that matter
Don’t always have time
For sexy patter

So here on Lit
When you find a friend
Give them space
Be willing to bend

The wifi stutters
There’s a job to do
Dinner to cook
Don't get in a stew

If they don't respond
Don’t get mad
Don’t get angry
Don’t get sad

GIve them space and
Chill my friend
Be full of patience
Comes right in the end

If you remember
She’s a real live woman
Not just your fantasy
A living breathing human

Give her time
Give her attention
If you learn to wait
She’ll relieve your tension

The world is full
Of lonely folk
Don’t be in a rush
It’s more than just a poke

The art of getting on
Is to listen, learn, don’t threaten
If you give her back in kind
You’ll both be in your heaven

 

[Carmina24]

Lives Matter (Rap)

People have lives
Lives that matter
Don’t always have time
For sexy patter

So here on Lit
When you find a friend
Give them space
Be willing to bend

The wifi stutters
There’s a job to do
Dinner to cook
Don't get in a stew

If they don't respond
Don’t get mad
Don’t get angry
Don’t get sad

GIve them space and
Chill my friend
Be full of patience
Comes right in the end

If you remember
She’s a real live woman
Not just your fantasy
A living breathing human

Give her time
Give her attention
If you learn to wait
She’ll relieve your tension

The world is full
Of lonely folk
Don’t be in a rush
It’s more than just a poke

The art of getting on
Is to listen, learn, don’t threaten
If you give her back in kind
You’ll both be in your heaven

Rap?

 

[jacfox]

A Rap song/poem

 

[RyanCastle9]

Welcome to the thread @RyanCastle9

Pull up a chair and feel free to jump into the madness as any time.

Oh I can definitley add my own madness! I really love some of your suggestions. I'm made some great friends and had some exciting experiences on line over the years. I think the best advice I've been given, and would offer is "Be curious, no judegemental". Walt Witman.

I've found that simply asking more of what people think, taking in interest in what they say, and being open to new ideas - that can really take you to new places.

 

[Thomas_Hardy]

Only just saw this thread, and I like the humanity shared here.

My experiences over many years have been as follows, and I can make it very brief, but with one footnote:

Be thyself, shalt be the law.

Which means, I learned to be my usual self and once I stood by that then I found it just as difficult and as easy to get to know somebody, often a "woman" sometimes a "man" (we get to know each other as words here, hence the quotation marks), and from there to more meaningful encounters, sometimes involving more than mere words. Whether "laid" or not. Laid more often as a younger man, more recently other aspects have become mroe meaningful to me, but sexually laden all through. As one would expect, on Lit.

Becoming myself, which freed me up to be ready for and - not the right word but the effect was like that - attract encounters, did not and does not mean to be the "me" that I am if you were to drop by my place just now and look over my shoulder while I type this. No. I do love personas. Anywhere and everywhere. So here and just now as you read this, I am not the one that you would experience were you to physically look over my shoulder. And yet, I am. But in other way.

I am different personas offline (to the extent that I could be anything or anybody at all if entirely offline, these days - but that's me), to friends, family, colleagues, strangers. Garfinkel lives.

So I always found it easy to be me in online personas too. But that does not mean I always was me. Encounters, getting laid, tended to escape me when I was not me. I struggled sometimes to have the courage to be 'me' in those different personas online. Offline, there is no choice because none of us have immediate and comprehensive conscious control of what we feed towards the other in an encounter (looks, movement, smell, smiles, gestures, tremors, how we breathe, HOW we talk -- all before what we say, how we touch etc). Online, to a much greater extent, we retain control of much of what is sent to the other.

No control of course of how the other receives us, what we send. Not anymore online than offline.

And that brings me to my footnote:
Because we have much less access in fact, in terms of immediate unspoken gestures of authenticity, to how the other 'reads' us, there is vastly greater scope for misunderstandings. I would even go as far as suggesting that much of an initial encounter here is projection of our wishes and phantasies onto the other, whether the other reflects those or not. So it takes considerabe unpacking to unwrap these projections, on both sides, until one may level with each other.

Often, we never level. Sometimes, that can hurt. It may be we find out too late. Not through ill will on either side, but because we are all human, and our personas here, like anywhere, are only ever a slice of the overall cake. PS: yes I do accept there is actually an amazing amount of "stuff" and ill will on Lit if one does not take care. Not always from "men", but often. I of course, a "man" and a man (in a chromosomal or whatever sense), have better insight on being on the receiving end of emotional ill will dished out by "women". But I have well developed defenses, and have been blessed by many meaningful moments and periods of intimacy with women (no quotation marks now, where we were able to move to different realities than those that remain mostly textual).

So the most important secret sauce for a continuously fulfilling online presence on Lit, in my experience, is tolerance and foregiveness, and the ability to accept the other in terms of where and how they are, here. Many of us here are flawed in so many ways, and wonderful in so many other ways. And so much is possible if we accept the fragility of what it is that may become possible.

xx
Tom

 

[jacfox]

So the most important secret sauce for a continuously fulfilling online presence on Lit, in my experience, is tolerance and foregiveness, and the ability to accept the other in terms of where and how they are, here. Many of us here are flawed in so many ways, and wonderful in so many other ways. And so much is possible if we accept the fragility of what it is that may become possible.

Well said!

 

[Carmina24]

Only just saw this thread, and I like the humanity shared here.

My experiences over many years here have been as follows, and I can make it very brief, but with one footnote:

By thyself, shalt be the law.

Whch means, I learned to be by usual self and once I stood by that then I found it just as difficult and as easy to get to know somebody, often a "woman" sometimes a "man" (we get to know each other as words here, hence the quotation marks), and frmo there to more meaningful encounters, sometimes involving more than mere words. Where "laid" or not. Sexually laden all through. As one would expect, on Lit.

Becoming myself, which freed me up to be ready for and - not the right word but the effect was like that - attract encounters, did not and does not mean to be the "me" that I am if you were to drop by my place just now and look over my shoulder while I type this. No. I do love personas. Anywhere and everywhere.

I am different personas offline (to the extent that I could be anything or anybody entirely offline anymore these days), to friends, family, colleagues, strangers. Garfinkel lives.

So I always found it easy to be me in online personas too. But I struggled sometimes to have the courage to be 'me' in those different personas online. Offline, there is no choice because none of us have immediate and comprehensive conscious control of what we feed towrds the other in an encounter (looks, movement, smell, smiles, gestures, tremours, how we breath, HOW we talk -- all before what we say, how we touch etc). Online, to a much greater extent, we retain control of much of what is sent to the other.

No control of course of how the other receives us, what we send. Not anymore online than offline.

And that brings me to my footnote:
Because we have much less access, in terms of immediate unspoken gestures of authenticity, to how the other 'reads' us, there is vastly greater scope for misunderstandings. I would even go as far as suggesting that much of an initial encounter here is projection of our wishes and phantasies onto the other, whether the other reflects those or not. SO it takes considerabe unpacking to unwrap these projections, on oth sides, until one may level with each other.

Often, we lever level. Sometimes, that can hurt. It may be we find out too late. Nt through ill will on either side, but because we are all human, and our personas here, like anywhere, are only ever a slice of the overall cake.

So the most important secret sauce for a continuously fulfilling online presence on Lit, in my experience, is tolerance and foregiveness, and the ability to accept the other in terms of where and how they are, here. Many of us here are flawed in so many ways, and wonderful in so many other ways. And so much is possible if we accept the fragility of what it is that may become possible.

xx
Tom

Tom, thank you for sharing your words of wisdom!

 

[Thomas_Hardy]

Tom, thank you for sharing your words of wisdom!

Thank you <3
I am afraid I then ended up tinkering with the typos so it's now a little itty bitsy different in places. But not in substance

 

[Carmina24]

Thank you <3
I am afraid I then ended up tinkering with the typos so it's now a little itty bitsy different in places. But not in substance

Don't worry about typos.
We are men and women of substance here.