Whoah. Hold on, missus. We could really rinse this for all it's worth. Like, an OnlyFans payment system thing. I don't know about you but I have no shame in making money in doing shit I like and I gots bills to pay.
Ok! 50/50? What to charge for admission? Should we shave head to toe? So many logistics to work out!
Sorry. This was 'just caught up with the news' related.Wanna lick?
You rang?
suck up
Pfft. Shaving is for the weak and low-balling payers. Only hard-core wankers will pay big and they won't care about body hair.
Lies .. Wanda likes living on the edge!
I don’t know if shaving your head is necessary…
I'm from Wisconsin dude. It's my moral imperative to spread the healing powers of cheese.suck up
You're just jealous he beat you to it.suck up
Maybe swim caps then.
Why not have both? Bald completely shaven from head to toe to hairy all over types…
well this going to an even weirder place
I'm getting confused now, which isn't difficult. I thought it was myself and @LaisDeMarieDeFrance who were going to be hairy all over, not the watchers? I don't care what the watchers do as long as they pay.
Look, I have really thick hair. Imagining it coated in chocolate is giving me anxiety.
Ooooh, those bald caps that actors wear. And then FULL hair everywhere else. This is so fucking hot.
*puts down the razor*
I was thinking if you’re going to monetize it, you might as well open it up to others. You can have teams and leagues and things.
Good girl.
I thought we were talking about cheese wrestling. It’s chocolate!?Look, I have really thick hair. Imagining it coated in chocolate is giving me anxiety.
Shit! I was supposed to be cooking. My kids will now starve beyond dinner. Ooops.I was thinking if you’re going to monetize it, you might as well open it up to others. You can have teams and leagues and things.
Some hairy, some bald, some with swim caps, something for everyone.
I really should get back to work…
