LilKitKat's Second Cumming Thread 💦

[LilKitKat]

I wake up super early.
I pee, check on my daughter, put on tea, go and look out the window. Have a cup of tea, take meds, read a book.

Whitening. Whatever brand, I dont really care, but because of all the tea I drink I need whitening.

Coke and I dont like Diet or Max, just normal Coke

Over the top!!

Books and art. But mostly books.

At least two books, flashlight, Kleenex, sleeping mask, lotion, lube, dildo

Any boiled meats, not into mashed potatoes, boiled vegetables.

I can't sing at all pretty shitty dancer too.
Salt candy from home (Sweden), the salter and more extreme the better.

Yes!! Canadian bacon and pineapple, lots of onion, maybe mushrooms

Younger sister

Kristina

Everyday

All the time, morning, lunch, bathroom, in bed, etc

Few times a week

Everyday

Hrm... eh.... next question!

Almost never

At least once a week

Hmmm, hard to say, sometimes everyday, sometimes once a month

Married

Cartoons with my kid everyday

Never

Once a year

Never

I wish, I would love to be able to sing

Favorite place you have travelled to?
And favorite place you want to travel to?

Thoughts/things that stood out/things that need responding to:

-boiled meats...yeah...I definitely dont prep meat that way. Unless sous vide and then put into pan or whatever
-salt candy...is it that super salty and super powerful licorice? Or just salty? I like salt but yeah not a big fan of licorice (black).
-working out is a trigger for you maybe? sorry if so!
-how long married?

Fave place travelled to: Oh gosh. Impossible to answer. I loooove Italy. I have been to Japan fewer times and its just so different than Europe or the USA etc. and I love it there. Israel was fantastic. Iceland was gorgeous. Barcelona is one of my most fave cities. So is Amsterdam. If I had to pick one place, itd be...Japan. Dont tell my father.
Fave place I want to visitL: Never been to Prague and really want to go. New Zealand is another place high on my list.

 

[LilKitKat]

@Jaws82

Thoughts/things that stood out/things that need responding to:

-booze oddities...such as?
-cheese?!!?!?! do you eat cheese on pizza?
-tall women. are you especially tall? or just have a fetish for amazonian types?
-fave karaoke song?

 

[LilKitKat]

I do, currently have 13. Modern replicas, sadly no actual antiques. Those are crazy expensive.
Single. No current hope of changing that.
Forever alone meme here.
2 brothers, 2 sisters.

swords from...tv shows? like game of thrones? or like...excalibur? or...?

 

[LilKitKat]

Morning routine -
Get up, stroke the dog as i walk passed him, pee, make coffee and log onto work

Toothpaste -
Colgate Duraphat 5000 - specialist one i have to buy from dentist

Coke v Pepsi
Coke if full fat, Pepsi max cherry if going sugar free

TP top or back -
No idea what this one meant

Collect anything-
Used to collect Funko Pops, I have over it's worth of rare/exclusive ones
Bedside table -
Don't have a bedside table or draws or anything
Food dislike -
Mushrooms and fish - I'm not a big fish eater, particularly seafood like muscles, crab etc
Pizza toppings-
All the meat haha but probs fav is red onion, pepper, bbq chicken, chorizo and a drizzle of honey (dont knock it till you've tried it)
Weakness-
Food wise, its freshly baked bread- I cant get enough! Otherwise an unshakable fear of being alone/forgotten/unwanted
Siblings-
4 brothers... fun fact? None of us share the same 2 parents LOL
Middle name-
Don't have one
Do you cook-
Near everyday - I love it! Can make a banging Roast Dinner and self cliamed King of Yorkshire Puddings haha
Read-
Probably 5-6 hours a week. I have 2 books on the go, 1 for pleasure/fantasy and another to better the Mind/Soul
Bathe-
Couldn't tell you last time I had a bath but I shower every day after gym or in morning if none gym day
Masterbate-
Used to be every day but no its every few unless super horny. Pre existing addicitions put a stop to everyday as it was too routine and I'd taken enjoyment out of it
Work out-
4-5 days a week including 2 spin classes and a PT strength session

Check lit
Everyday but from email notifications
Talk to parents
I live with mh dad, Talk to mum every few months or so
Go on date
Haven't had once since 2021
Watch TV
Near every day if theres a series I'm watching, otherwise intend to flick through the movie channels
Play Videogames-
Once or twice a week maybe?
Travel to family-
Not often, some live in New Zealand so it a bit expensive, here in UK we're pretty local to each other bar my mother.
Meet Lit peeps-
Never done but hopefully come April
Play instrument-
I cant play any

Thoughts/things that stood out/things that need responding to:

-duraphat sounds made up. I mean not the dura part, but phat...hilarious. Seems like it ought to be in a rap..."I met this lil honey, her titties were so so money, took her to my crib to get it on, wanted to fuck her til dawn, she was acting like a lil brat, but took her panties down and that ass was duraphat!" and then the 5000? I mean...sure thats not stolen from some videogame like Fallout. "Hey adventurers, you have found a case of Duraphat 5000! Be sure to brush daily!"
-tp means...the toilet paper...and the rtoll and way it hangs down. Does the part you rip off when you need some, go over the top, or hang down in the back. This is a critical question to compatibility!
-id eat that pizza...but not liking fish...
-No lit meetups huh? Lots of litsters in the UK though. Guess you gotta fly all the way to Calif to meet me...

 

[LilKitKat]

side note...these random facts and questions were either the best thing I ever did on here or the worst!
I have sooooo many to respond to. Yikes! Ill get to them I swear!

and hardly any of you have asked me anything!
Guess you either dont care or think you know me already! *sticks tongue out and blows a raspberry at ya*

 

[LilKitKat]

1. What is your morning routine?

I check my phone. If I’m horny after checking my phone I might masturbate. If I need to pee & I’m simultaneously horny… well then that means masturbating for definite. If you know, you know. This isn’t every day. Maybe two to three times a week. I then shower, coffee or tea and walk. Come home put some tv on whilst I have breakfast. All before 9am.

1. What type of toothpaste do you use?

Such a random question but I use either Colgate or Oral B.

1. Coke or Pepsi?

Coke. Full fat. Fuck the diet shit. Pepsi is okay as an alternative.

1. TP over the top or party in the back?

Over the top, are you absolutely mad?

1. Do you collect anything?

Broken hearts? Umm…. Not really. Perfumes? (I have like 100 different ones.) Shells from beaches? Trinkets? I’m not really a collector.

1. What’s in your bedside table or bottom drawer etc?

I’m a type B girlie. I’m messy, unapologetically so. My bedside table is full of everything. Hairbands, makeup, codiene, chewing gum packets, thongs (clean, I’m not dirty.), floss, socks, snack bars, notebooks, vibrators, butt plugs, empty Mary Jane packets, rolling equipment, batteries, chargers…. Yep.

1. What are some foods you dislike?

I eat everything I’m not a child. Although not the biggest aniseed or mussel fan.

1. What are your weaknesses?

I love a tall, tattooed beer bellied man who looks like he’s either an ex convict or works as a carpenter/builder/tattoo artist. Men with beards too. Skinny men also amazing. (Dislike muscles with a passion unless they have strong arms and shoulders from WORK!) I can’t stand a gym bro. I love women with kind eyes and girl next door vibes. The more gentle a woman, the more I’m drawn to her. With men it’s the opposite although kind eyes goes both ways. I simply won’t find you attractive if you have evil looking eyes.

1. What do you put on your pizza and does it include pineapple?

Everything. Including pineapple. I’m not a child. (Hehe) But my favourite pizza is a standard Diavola.

1. Brothers or sisters?

Two younger sisters, one of which I’ve not met, one younger brother who I’m extremely close too, two older sisters and one older brother.

1. What is your middle name?

Anna.

1. How often do you cook?

Every day.

1. How often do you read?

Every day.

1. How often do you bathe?

Once or twice a week. I shower every day.

1. How often do you masturbate?

Most days.

1. How often do you work out?

I walk. 15-20k steps every freaking day. Sometimes I’ll do a homework out. Or stretches, yoga etc. but I’m not a huge gym girl. I have so much beautiful countryside around me I prefer to be outside! I have weights at home that I can use to tone, any heavy lifting equipment at the gym has zero use for me. When I did use the gym I’d use if for sauna, steam room and jacuzzi more than anything else!

1. How often do you eat dessert?

I don’t restrict myself. I’m happy, of course I eat desert whenever I freaking want too!! I have a sweet treat every day

1. How often do you talk to your parents?

Well … difficult one…. dads and my mum checked out years ago. my adoptive rents? I speak with every day.

1. How often do you check Lit?

Used to be every day. I’m minimising my time spent here so maybe three times a week I’m actively posting and checking.

1. How often do you go on a date?

I don’t date. Focusing on myself has been the best choice to come out of 2025. I do take my friends out on dates though.

1. How often do you watch TV?

Every day. But I’m a critic when it comes to shows and movies. I don’t watch shit day time tv, or reality shows.

1. How often do you play videogames?

A few times a week. I have an x box and a pc.

1. How often do you travel to see family?

Never.

1. How often do you meet other Litsters?

I haven’t yet. But have plans too at some point.

1. How often do you sing or play piano or guitar?

I play the cello and piano. Piano every day because I have one in my lounge and it’s hard to not walk past and play a lil tune. I’ll record myself playing it and post to my own thread at some point!

Thoughts/things that stood out/things that need responding to:

-yeah the toothpaste was random but it was for two reasons. 1. I was actively buying more toothpaste in another tab so it was top of mind and 2-some ppl have asked me about skincasre and hair products and whatever
-totally agree on anise/aniseed...prob why licorice aint my thing
-diavola...yum!
-yeah I dont watch reality either. Well, let me rephrase. When I was younger, i enjoyed Survivor. And as a family we all watched it though I think my mother couldnt give two fucks about it truthfully. Anyway, when my brother had a daughter, he kept watching it with her and she has grown up a bit and pretty much thinks I walk on water and wants to be me, so when it is on, she always wants to watch it with me or talk about it with me...so I still watch Survivor...for her!
-hey, we both play piano!!! Crazy how many similarities between us!

 

[sister jenny]

Thoughts/things that stood out/things that need responding to:

-boiled meats...yeah...I definitely dont prep meat that way. Unless sous vide and then put into pan or whatever
-salt candy...is it that super salty and super powerful licorice?

Yup
I think it’s called ammonium chloride in english or salmiak.
I love it!

Or just salty? I like salt but yeah not a big fan of licorice (black).
-working out is a trigger for you maybe? sorry if so!

No, just lazy.
I think it would be good for me.

-how long married?

5 years.

Fave place travelled to: Oh gosh. Impossible to answer. I loooove Italy. I have been to Japan fewer times and its just so different than Europe or the USA etc. and I love it there. Israel was fantastic. Iceland was gorgeous. Barcelona is one of my most fave cities. So is Amsterdam. If I had to pick one place, itd be...Japan. Dont tell my father.
Fave place I want to visitL: Never been to Prague and really want to go. New Zealand is another place high on my list.

I really wanna go to Japan. Number 1 on my list!
I would say New Zeeland and Marocco is sharing the number 2 spot.

Love Barcelona, Madrid is great too. And Amsterdam of course. Great museums, architecture, people and hash.

 

[EctoJohn]

swords from...tv shows? like game of thrones? or like...excalibur? or...?

Mostly historical replicas.
Styles that would/could exist in the past.
My first sword before I really got into them was a fantasy design with a dragon styled handle.
lol, It was cheap and no edge, something I'd never buy nowadays, but it was just a wall decoration.
I didn't know it would pull me into the rabbit hole.
The other one that isn't a more historical design is from the anime Bleach.
It's actually a pretty realistic looking katana, but I had to get it.
The thing is 5 foot 8 inches long, same height as me.

 

[LilKitKat]

I get up, pee first. Then I put something for clothing on, take the dogs out, feed them & the cats then worry about taking care of myself. I'm up usually 2 hrs before I need to be at work, even if I have to work overtime.



Crest! any flavor.

Coke... and Mountain Dew. I'm a caffeine hound. But I Also follow the rules of Half life on it. I'll start with a Monster or 32 oz coffee, then not have anything for 4-6 hours, then at work have a 20oz bottle, then nothing til the next day.

Over the top like the inventor of the TP holder intended.


One time I collected Comic books, Coins, Stamps.

I have a note pad, so if I dream, and wake up... If I remember I write it down. Flashlight, reading glasses, and a book to read.

Mushrooms... I love em, my body DON'T. Everything else is fair game, even Okra.


Too trustworthy. And now because of my knee, I miss my bike time.



See above... Anything but mushrooms.

Don't wanna talk about it in public.

Lets just say its unique... and been harassed about it, so forgot about it for a long time.

Most nights, but I cook enough to have leftovers tomorrow.

Ditto

I enjoy showers. Depends on the work week either 2x day or 1X day

Ditto

I work out *side* that is. And I use to bike.

Tooo much.

Both passed.

Every day to talk to a friend.

Is that what you eat from the Middle East?

Too much.

About everyday to unwind. about 30 - 45 min then I can take it or leave it.

See above.

Never met.

I can carry a note on my back... I can play chopsticks, and thats about it.

Thoughts/things that stood out/things that need responding to:

- too trustworthy? been burned before by friends, family, strangers?
-apologies on the sibling issue. feel free to dm me about that if you like as I am interested but no worries if you wont/cant etc!
-ooooh same thing as above for the middle name!
-haha regarding dates.

 

[ChasBozwell30]

I'll join in

What is your morning routine? Have strange dreams, ponder the letters and numbers that sometimes appear when I wake. daydream. toilet. breakfast. Go for a walk.

What type of toothpaste do you use? Colgate.

Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi, no sugar.

TP over the top or party in the back? Over the top. Not a barbarian!

Do you collect anything? Books. Avid reader into all kinds of writers and genres. Currently collecting Shirley Jackson and Agatha Christie.

Whats in your bedside table or bottom drawer etc? Full of clutters. notebooks. Pens. Various things that get filed away so I will never lose them, and I have no idea that they're there.

What are some foods you dislike? Mushrooms. Sprouts. Bleh.

What are your weaknesses? Romantically? A happy smile. Anything that you can tell is genuine. And a nice bum.

What do you put on your pizza and does it include pineapple? Love garlic. Chicken, pepperoni, red onions, olives. and yes, pineapple...

Brothers or sisters? Yes.

How often do you cook? Not a great cook sadly.

More of the how often do you...:
Read - every day.
Bathe - shower two or three times a week. Depends on my mental health more than anything...
Masturbate - every day. Sometimes twice.
Work out - long walk every day, 30-60 minutes. Used to swim but i hurt my back.
Eat dessert - chocoholic.
Talk to your parents - every day. i am my mum's carer.
Check lit - every day. used to be less, but i engage more now, I've been writing more on here the last few years as well.
Go on a date - Can't remember the last date, sadly.
Watch tv - Sure, record lots and watch whenever, don't watch much live.
Play videogames - Currently hooked on Balatro (almost beat the damn thing)
Travel to see family - don't need to.
Meet other Litsters - Not yet, would be happy to. Got talking to a few guys who wanted sex immediately (I'm bi) and that was too fast for me. I said lets take it slow they stopped talking. oh well..
Sing or play piano or guitar - Nope

 

[LilKitKat]

Ok LilKitKat, I’ll play your game


Wake up, jump in the shower, shave, brush my teeth, and get dressed ready to leave for work.

OralB mint.

Either or.. Coke Zero or Pepsi max

Over the top of course.. how it was always supposed to be!

I collect shot glasses from anywhere I’ve travelled to

Depends which bed I’m sleeping in but usually a water bottle, my kindle and lip balm. Sometimes a fan or my pager. Don’t have any bedside draws just a table.

I hate shellfish and anchovies. Otherwise I like my food

Food! I have a massive sweet tooth so biscuits, cake and chocolate are my downfall.

No it does not include pineapple! Blasphemous! Lots of meat usually

1 sister

Ryan

Most nights other than when I’m at work

Every day

Shower daily but rarely bath..

Usually about 5 times a week

4/5 times a week

Not as often as I’d like

At least once a week if not more

Spent some time away but back to checking it daily for a bit.

Not dating.

Every day

Depends on my mood, go through phases but at the moment I haven’t played for a while.

Don’t need to travel to see them.

Never met another lister and don’t currently have plans to

I can’t do either. I have played drums before but not for years.

My question to you:
If you could change anything in your life what would it be and why?

If you could excel at anything in the world (sport, language etc) what would you chose and why?

Thoughts/things that stood out/things that need responding to:

-why arent you dating? no interest or no one around or grieving or...?
-a pager? didnt even know they still exist. whats it for, for you...etc?

Change anything in my life...oooh boy is that a can of worms! Do I pick never having been sexually assaulted? Do I change that I almost died from covid and so my lungs and stamina might be in way better shape? Do I pick something like not losing my job recently because I loved it? I dont know! The sexual assault helped make me stronger even though it was easily the worst thing to ever happen to me. Maybe the covid and associated issues. It wasnt my fault, there was no...silver lining or whatever from it.

Excel at anything in the world...another big question! Wow! I know three languages pretty well and then another couple in some form or another (ie, I know about 200 words in German, I took three years of Spanish in HS, I learned about 50 words of Hebrew, I did French in duolingo for a bit...)...but it would be great if I could pick up secveral other languages and be some crazy linguistic person...Id love to know Mandarin, Russian, French (better), Persian/Arabic/Kurdish (at least some of them), Portuguese...

 

[LilKitKat]

Mostly historical replicas.
Styles that would/could exist in the past.
My first sword before I really got into them was a fantasy design with a dragon styled handle.
lol, It was cheap and no edge, something I'd never buy nowadays, but it was just a wall decoration.
I didn't know it would pull me into the rabbit hole.
The other one that isn't a more historical design is from the anime Bleach.
It's actually a pretty realistic looking katana, but I had to get it.
The thing is 5 foot 8 inches long, same height as me.

I also have a katana that my father bought for me. Shocking huh... given my name, right?!

 

[Dadofone1]

This is fun….I will send in mine later today or after work when I have a little more time. But I need my Kit fix so I logged on to see your thread.

 

[EctoJohn]

I also have a katana that my father bought for me. Shocking huh... given my name, right?!

I always just assumed your name was because Kat was actually your name, like short for Katrina or something.

 

[LilKitKat]

I'll join in

What is your morning routine? Have strange dreams, ponder the letters and numbers that sometimes appear when I wake. daydream. toilet. breakfast. Go for a walk.

What type of toothpaste do you use? Colgate.

Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi, no sugar.

TP over the top or party in the back? Over the top. Not a barbarian!

Do you collect anything? Books. Avid reader into all kinds of writers and genres. Currently collecting Shirley Jackson and Agatha Christie.

Whats in your bedside table or bottom drawer etc? Full of clutters. notebooks. Pens. Various things that get filed away so I will never lose them, and I have no idea that they're there.

What are some foods you dislike? Mushrooms. Sprouts. Bleh.

What are your weaknesses? Romantically? A happy smile. Anything that you can tell is genuine. And a nice bum.

What do you put on your pizza and does it include pineapple? Love garlic. Chicken, pepperoni, red onions, olives. and yes, pineapple...

Brothers or sisters? Yes.

How often do you cook? Not a great cook sadly.

More of the how often do you...:
Read - every day.
Bathe - shower two or three times a week. Depends on my mental health more than anything...
Masturbate - every day. Sometimes twice.
Work out - long walk every day, 30-60 minutes. Used to swim but i hurt my back.
Eat dessert - chocoholic.
Talk to your parents - every day. i am my mum's carer.
Check lit - every day. used to be less, but i engage more now, I've been writing more on here the last few years as well.
Go on a date - Can't remember the last date, sadly.
Watch tv - Sure, record lots and watch whenever, don't watch much live.
Play videogames - Currently hooked on Balatro (almost beat the damn thing)
Travel to see family - don't need to.
Meet other Litsters - Not yet, would be happy to. Got talking to a few guys who wanted sex immediately (I'm bi) and that was too fast for me. I said lets take it slow they stopped talking. oh well..
Sing or play piano or guitar - Nope

Thoughts/things that stood out/things that need responding to:

- a nice bum. hahaha..I hear ya on that!
-well, brothers or sisters? how many? snarky boy
-yeah...you boys that are on here...most seem to want to meet up ASAP for some fun fun fun hahaha...now you know how I/us women feel some of the time!

 

[LilKitKat]

I always just assumed your name was because Kat was actually your name, like short for Katrina or something.

ah silly boy didnt read my FAQ on page 1 of my thread.
No worries.

Heres the story behind my name:

What is your name? Kitana. There is a story to it of course. It was supposed to be Katana. But my father did not know how to spell it properly and misunderstood my mother, so he put Kitana on the birth cert forms. And there ya go. Hence the KitKat part of my name on here. Which of course works well with the candy aspect. And yes, most friends call me Kit as well. But Kitana is also fine. Also I am small, hence the "Lil" part.

 

[ChasBozwell30]

Thoughts/things that stood out/things that need responding to:

- a nice bum. hahaha..I hear ya on that!
-well, brothers or sisters? how many? snarky boy
-yeah...you boys that are on here...most seem to want to meet up ASAP for some fun fun fun hahaha...now you know how I/us women feel some of the time!

People can be so full on when it comes to meeting. Might have missed out on some fun, but people can put you off as well!

 

[LilKitKat]

I failed to respond to these two things on every single person that replied with a somewhat "similar" answer:

1. I am terribly sorry you have had to endure the loss of either or both of your parents. I am lucky mine are both young(ish) and in good health. But I do not look forward to when that happens and I respect the few of you who look after one or more of your folks and offer my condolences to those who have lost a parent.

2. You all are amazing that want the TP over the top. People who hang it the opposite way need to all be sent to an island and battle it out like Lord of the Flies.

 

[EctoJohn]

ah silly boy didnt read my FAQ on page 1 of my thread.
No worries.

Heres the story behind my name:

What is your name? Kitana. There is a story to it of course. It was supposed to be Katana. But my father did not know how to spell it properly and misunderstood my mother, so he put Kitana on the birth cert forms. And there ya go. Hence the KitKat part of my name on here. Which of course works well with the candy aspect. And yes, most friends call me Kit as well. But Kitana is also fine. Also I am small, hence the "Lil" part.

lol, Well that's what I get for failing to read.

A much more interesting name origin than being called "John".

 

[Bluebanzai]

What is your morning routine?
Wake, if at all possible. Check phone. Eat breakfast. Go to gym. Lift things, drop things. Eat second breakfast. After that anything else is considered "daytime".

What type of toothpaste do you use? Tube-based, mint flavoured (it has to have the 'u' to be acceptable).

Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi, Max.

TP over the top or party in the back? What's a TP?? I'm glad at least one other person had no idea. Personally I'm liking the sound of an over the top party, so maybe elements of both?

Do you collect anything? Grey hairs, happy memories.

Whats in your bedside table or bottom drawer etc? Books, toys, pills. Occasional incongruous bicycle spares.

What are some foods you dislike? I'd say nothing, but if you've ever tried the french delicacy called andouillette (tripe sausage) you'll understand why I make a single exception. It's like eating a tyre, that's been driven through a cowpat.

What are your weaknesses? A dodgy shoulder. Or, in the other sense, legs. Particularly in nylon stockings. (Throws optimistic glance in Kit's direction).

What do you put on your pizza and does it include pineapple?
Controversially, tonno e cipolla. Although I could also happily sprinkle other minority interest ingredients on my authentic tomato and mozzarella base. Anchovy. Capers. Olives. All of which is positive, because it reduces the likelihood of having to share. (Oh, and: pineapple, never. Or mango, satsuma, kumquats for that matter).

Brothers or sisters? What, and split the inheritance??

How often do you cook? Daily.

More of the how often do you...:
Read - daily
Bathe - never. But shower every day.
Masturbate - as often as I'm permitted. Go figure. I won't expand on that other than by DM, to KJ.
Work out - daily, gym - free weights - and occasional looong bike rides.
Eat dessert - daily, although usually yoghurt things.
Talk to your parents - 2-3 times a week? Not that they'd remember, nowadays...
Check lit - few times a day
Go on a date - if we include date nights, I guess every couple of months?
Watch tv - daily, but not for over an hour usually.
Play videogames - nope, I'm too compulsive, I'd lose hours to that if I started
Travel to see family - weekly
Meet other Litsters - never. Unless you count 'unknowingly'. We're everywhere. Or so I like to think.
Sing or play piano or guitar - I sing whenever I'm in the car alone. I don't inflict it on others though. My voice is truly dreadful.

Question for Kit: what brought you to lit in the first place?

 

[Apollo96]

Thoughts/things that stood out/things that need responding to:

-duraphat sounds made up. I mean not the dura part, but phat...hilarious. Seems like it ought to be in a rap..."I met this lil honey, her titties were so so money, took her to my crib to get it on, wanted to fuck her til dawn, she was acting like a lil brat, but took her panties down and that ass was duraphat!" and then the 5000? I mean...sure thats not stolen from some videogame like Fallout. "Hey adventurers, you have found a case of Duraphat 5000! Be sure to brush daily!"
-tp means...the toilet paper...and the rtoll and way it hangs down. Does the part you rip off when you need some, go over the top, or hang down in the back. This is a critical question to compatibility!
-id eat that pizza...but not liking fish...
-No lit meetups huh? Lots of litsters in the UK though. Guess you gotta fly all the way to Calif to meet me...

I'll send a pic of my toothpaste haha but just get where you are coming from!

I mean.. I eat most white fish but not fussed about salmon, tuna etc but cod, haddock, pollock, monk.. they all fine with me

No meet ups no, had offer off 1 lady in the local area but she hasn't replied to chat in months so I assume that's dead and gone.. I guess so.. better be there when I get there ;P

 

[LilKitKat]

You spoke with me for months on Lit, we laughed, we flirted and you finally had the courage to fly out to meet me. You show up early to the restaurant, and are nervous and excited at the same time. You keep checking your phone every couple of minutes, wondering when I will show up.
I finally walk in and your breath escapes you. "Finally" you think...but not in an imptient way but more like "I am finally getting to meet this girl!".
After a bit of small talk to ease the tension, combined with a drink, we settle in and laugh and flirt like how you had hoped. The day goes well and the tension ramps up toward the end because we both know whats coming.
You invite me back to your hotel, telling me how you got the best you could afford, hoping it would impress me, entice me to stay there for a night or two.
As I start to kiss you goodnight, I see the disappointment in your face...and I grin evilly and whisper in your ear that I hope you are ready for me.
After escorting me to your room I tell you I'd like to shower first if you dont mind, and you nod and smile and say "of course Kitana..."
I slowly unzip my pants and slide them down, and slip my top over my head.
Your eyes drink up the sight of me and you shift a bit, me knowing full well that you are getting hard.
I smile at you and you just sort of laugh and say "I cant help it, you are gorgeous! I cant believe you are in my room!".
I grin and unhook my bra and let it slip gracefully to the ground.
Your mouth just opens and then before anything can be said further, I walk over to you and kiss you and let you smell my hair, my neck and the space between my breasts.
I reach down and feel the hardness between your legs and smile.
"You can watch me shower...if you like..." I say.
you dont need to be told twice.
I walk over to the spa-like bathroom and turn on the hot water.
I bend down and slide my panties off slowly, and step into the shower as I turn and wink at you.

Happy wet wednesday...

https://i.postimg.cc/FzcZMW0F/wetwednesdayfromahotel.jpg

 

[Paul_Chance]

Happy Wet Wednesday. Lovely shower shot.

 

[Apollo96]

You spoke with me for months on Lit, we laughed, we flirted and you finally had the courage to fly out to meet me. You show up early to the restaurant, and are nervous and excited at the same time. You keep checking your phone every couple of minutes, wondering when I will show up.
I finally walk in and your breath escapes you. "Finally" you think...but not in an imptient way but more like "I am finally getting to meet this girl!".
After a bit of small talk to ease the tension, combined with a drink, we settle in and laugh and flirt like how you had hoped. The day goes well and the tension ramps up toward the end because we both know whats coming.
You invite me back to your hotel, telling me how you got the best you could afford, hoping it would impress me, entice me to stay there for a night or two.
As I start to kiss you goodnight, I see the disappointment in your face...and I grin evilly and whisper in your ear that I hope you are ready for me.
After escorting me to your room I tell you I'd like to shower first if you dont mind, and you nod and smile and say "of course Kitana..."
I slowly unzip my pants and slide them down, and slip my top over my head.
Your eyes drink up the sight of me and you shift a bit, me knowing full well that you are getting hard.
I smile at you and you just sort of laugh and say "I cant help it, you are gorgeous! I cant believe you are in my room!".
I grin and unhook my bra and let it slip gracefully to the ground.
Your mouth just opens and then before anythging can be said further, I walk over to you and kiss you and let you smell my hair, my neck and the space between my breasts.
I reach down and feel the hardness between your legs and smile.
"You can watch me shower...if you like..." I say.
you dont need to be told twice.
I walk over to the spa-like bathroom and turn on the hot water.
I bend down and slide my panties off slowly, and step into the shower as I turn and wink at you.

Happy wet wednesday...

https://i.postimg.cc/FzcZMW0F/wetwednesdayfromahotel.jpg

Oh my.... that's a swanky shower... while I watch it will take all willpower not to join

 

[LuxIgnis]

You spoke with me for months on Lit, we laughed, we flirted and you finally had the courage to fly out to meet me. You show up early to the restaurant, and are nervous and excited at the same time. You keep checking your phone every couple of minutes, wondering when I will show up.
I finally walk in and your breath escapes you. "Finally" you think...but not in an imptient way but more like "I am finally getting to meet this girl!".
After a bit of small talk to ease the tension, combined with a drink, we settle in and laugh and flirt like how you had hoped. The day goes well and the tension ramps up toward the end because we both know whats coming.
You invite me back to your hotel, telling me how you got the best you could afford, hoping it would impress me, entice me to stay there for a night or two.
As I start to kiss you goodnight, I see the disappointment in your face...and I grin evilly and whisper in your ear that I hope you are ready for me.
After escorting me to your room I tell you I'd like to shower first if you dont mind, and you nod and smile and say "of course Kitana..."
I slowly unzip my pants and slide them down, and slip my top over my head.
Your eyes drink up the sight of me and you shift a bit, me knowing full well that you are getting hard.
I smile at you and you just sort of laugh and say "I cant help it, you are gorgeous! I cant believe you are in my room!".
I grin and unhook my bra and let it slip gracefully to the ground.
Your mouth just opens and then before anythging can be said further, I walk over to you and kiss you and let you smell my hair, my neck and the space between my breasts.
I reach down and feel the hardness between your legs and smile.
"You can watch me shower...if you like..." I say.
you dont need to be told twice.
I walk over to the spa-like bathroom and turn on the hot water.
I bend down and slide my panties off slowly, and step into the shower as I turn and wink at you.

Happy wet wednesday...

https://i.postimg.cc/FzcZMW0F/wetwednesdayfromahotel.jpg

Oh I wouldn't be able to resist such temptation. I'd be in the shower with you in seconds... Such beautiful, irresistible sin... With a woman as amazing as you, Kitana? Be still my beating heart because it's pounding like a drum right now.