How Many Do You Have

A nine? At least in most things

How many times a week do you feel guilty for spending so much time here?
 
One. Maybe two if pressed by a lover

How many friends did you share orgasms with this week?
 
I think I killed the thread with that question…!
Okay, an alternative
How many times will you have soup this week?
 
In erotic stories? A few times, admittedly

How many fantasies do you have about the person you most lust after?
 
fuck knows....upward of 150, not including festivals
How many mugs do you own and is it a proportional amount the the number of people in your household?
 
2 mugs, 2 people that don't like visitors.

How many times a day does your door bell ring?
 
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