Last words spoken out loud with no one around

[Awaywego]

The fuck was that?

 

[EMPTYSTAR]

Sometimes living alone can be pretty fckin hilarious, I realized I haven't spoken out loud in like 18 hours, so I uhh cleared my throat and went

"Hello? Fuck, okay still got my voice"

 

[sister jenny]

Just a few seconds ago: Oh for fucks sake!

 

[EMPTYSTAR]

Sometimes living alone can be pretty fckin hilarious, I realized I haven't spoken out loud in like 18 hours, so I uhh cleared my throat and went

"Hello? Fuck, okay still got my voice"

Why are ya'll laughing at this, u're telling me this isn't normal ?

 

[deft]

Fuckin' get in, Mo!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Alright. HUP!

 

[Wand3rlust]

 

[TongueLust]

I hope she listens to me.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Why am I smiling like an idiot?! Oh…yeah…Mmmm

 

[Sexy_Singer]

This isn't audible.

 

[Wand3rlust]

This isn't audible.

You mean I have to type the 'fucking hell' that the eye roll implies?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

You mean I have to type the 'fucking hell' that the eye roll implies?

Uh huh.

 

[justaguy10001]

This is nuts! - while picking a ton of cherry tomatoes from my garden.

 

[Wand3rlust]

FUCKING HELL.

*stares*

 

[Wand3rlust]

Oooohhhhoooowwww.

(My bath is HOT).

 

[Apisto42]

Per normal : “what the actual fuck?”

 

[Baztrachian]

"It's bigoted to say that all rattlesnakes are dangerous!"

 

[Bloodandglitter]

What the hell is happening

 

[ALovelyNudist]

What a self entitled little shit

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Oooohhhhoooowwww.

(My bath is HOT).

Do you need your boo boo kissed

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I'm tired of this BS.

(Actually typed this to a co worker but said it out loud with no one else around.)

 

[SmilingLez]

damn damn damn (Spilled glass jar of marinara sauce on the floor while trying to get out a can of soda to put in the fridge.)

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Marty Stuart hasn’t aged. Or he’s aged well?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Here’s another: she looks good, but is that a wig?

 

[MedicalMuse]

You cannot make this shit up