Tesla Share Price Insanity

[domroger]

WTF Tesla shares currently 416.26 .
How the hell can a company stocks be so high with declining sales worldwide,lawsuits both active and pending,and Cybertrucks by the thousands piled up in dealerships.
Is it insanity or a very clever ploy that I don't understand?

 

[MajorRewrite]

Tesla promised to pay Musk a trillion dollars (yes, trillion with a T) so he spent a billion buying Tesla stock. And that made the stock go up.

• Musk nets $999 billion taken from the failing company
• The stock gets a temporary boost, enabling the board of directors to cash out their personal holdings of the stock
• Everyone else is screwed

Tesla stock surges, turning positive year to date as Elon Musk buys $1 billion in shares

 

[73Seahawks]

WTF Tesla shares currently 416.26 .
How the hell can a company stocks be so high with declining sales worldwide,lawsuits both active and pending,and Cybertrucks by the thousands piled up in dealerships.
Is it insanity or a very clever ploy that I don't understand?

Now what could possibly go wrong?

 

[Lazaran]

Tesla promised to pay Musk a trillion dollars (yes, trillion with a T) so he spent a billion buying Tesla stock. And that made the stock go up.

• Musk nets $999 billion taken from the failing company
• The stock gets a temporary boost, enabling the board of directors to cash out their personal holdings of the stock
• Everyone else is screwed

Tesla stock surges, turning positive year to date as Elon Musk buys $1 billion in shares

And it’s "legal"…



We. Told. Them. So.

 

[DanOkeffie]

Tesla promised to pay Musk a trillion dollars (yes, trillion with a T) so he spent a billion buying Tesla stock. And that made the stock go up.

• Musk nets $999 billion taken from the failing company
• The stock gets a temporary boost, enabling the board of directors to cash out their personal holdings of the stock
• Everyone else is screwed

Tesla stock surges, turning positive year to date as Elon Musk buys $1 billion in shares

business is good, maybe you should try?

 

[DanOkeffie]

And it’s "legal"…



We. Told. Them. So.

ah yes, the jealous left wing pissers

 

[MajorRewrite]

Do you see the news that Tesla is going to try to build robots now that it’s proven it can’t build cars that anyone wants?

 

[DanOkeffie]

WTF Tesla shares currently 416.26 .
How the hell can a company stocks be so high with declining sales worldwide,lawsuits both active and pending,and Cybertrucks by the thousands piled up in dealerships.
Is it insanity or a very clever ploy that I don't understand?

have you EVER had a real job?

 

[coati]

Did you see the clips of Musk using lies to incite white nationalists yesterday in the UK?

CONTINUE WITH THE TESLA BOYCOTT.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Did you see the clips of Musk using lies to incite white nationalists yesterday in the UK?

CONTINUE WITH THE TESLA BOYCOTT.

Like you could afford a Tesla. Lol.

 

[coati]

Keep resisting the actions and finncial interests of right-wing oligarchs like Musk.

 

[DanOkeffie]

Did you see the clips of Musk using lies to incite white nationalists yesterday in the UK?

CONTINUE WITH THE TESLA BOYCOTT.

screw that, buy baby buy!

 

[DanOkeffie]

Did you see the clips of Musk using lies to incite white nationalists yesterday in the UK?

CONTINUE WITH THE TESLA BOYCOTT.

did you forget to take y our TDS pill little boy?

 

[coati]

Boycott Musk and keep triggering the MAGAts at the same time.

A win-win situation!

 

[1984X2024]

Did you see the clips of Musk using lies to incite white nationalists yesterday in the UK?

CONTINUE WITH THE TESLA BOYCOTT.

What lies

 

[Baztrachian]

Do you see the news that Tesla is going to try to build robots now that it’s proven it can’t build cars that anyone wants?

The best-selling electric car in the U.S. as of early 2025 is the Tesla Model Y, which accounted for 26.1% of new electric vehicle sales in the fourth quarter of 2024. Following it is the Tesla Model 3, making up 15% of sales during the same period.

 

[HisArpy]

WTF Tesla shares currently 416.26 .
How the hell can a company stocks be so high with declining sales worldwide,lawsuits both active and pending,and Cybertrucks by the thousands piled up in dealerships.
Is it insanity or a very clever ploy that I don't understand?

In your case it's the latter. Always the latter.

 

[MajorRewrite]

The best-selling electric car in the U.S. as of early 2025 is the Tesla Model Y, which accounted for 26.1% of new electric vehicle sales in the fourth quarter of 2024. Following it is the Tesla Model 3, making up 15% of sales during the same period.

Tesla Pivots to Robots as Investors Question Sales

Eager to transform the carmaker into an artificial intelligence powerhouse, Musk earlier this month declared on his social-media platform X that about “80% of Tesla’s value will be Optimus,” referring to the company’s robot initiative. But that’s for the future. In the here and now, Tesla’s 2025 earnings are expected to sink nearly 30%.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I wouldn't buy a Tesla if it were the last car on Earth. And not because of Musk.