What is the weirdest thing that turns you on?

[Smoothshavendad]

Being in an elevator with a woman. I get rock hard sometimes…

 

[Shaglus_Ziegler]

I’ve always been embarrassed when that happens. Now I’m thinking.

Let it go! Something strangely primal and erotic about it! Cheers

 

[Shaglus_Ziegler]

The thought of licking both pussy and ass after she’s had an incredibly sweaty work out x

Indeed

 

[Shaglus_Ziegler]

I know what you mean. Ive always wondered what id woukd be like when licking pussy to ass and she farts as im licking there

It’s happened to me quite a few times and it got me all riled up!

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Let it go! Something strangely primal and erotic about it! Cheers

But what if it’s a really stinky one?

 

[SouthernMatureM]

Shoulders - bare shoulders get me every time

 

[Bossybats]

30 year sex dream

One more thing. I've had a sex recurring for about 30ish years.
It's set up like a traditional FoxHunt. Except fully nude ample/chubby women instead of foxes. When caught by the hunters(me), we proceed to have intense 70s porn sex on the spot, in the woods, then take the captured back to the lodge to be our personal sex slaves. Seriously, 30 years. Does it sound cruel or sadistic? There is no violence involved, except... I'm not sexist in my waking life.

I know a guy that sets these up somewhat regularly

 

[SirSparky]

It’s happened to me quite a few times and it got me all riled up!

I dont think it would bother me, probably laugh about it. Its a natural bodily function. Ive farted enough times lol

 

[BigT2195]

That cute little cleavage between a girls hip and thigh, especially when they’re sat down, drives me crazy!

 

[Cob083]

I have always liked how women with brown skin tend to have a darker discoloration in their butt crack reigion.

 

[JaggyMcSporran]

Sweat. Both rhe taste and, after a workout , the smell

 

[MK_Whimsy]

Straitjacket bondage and imprisonment scenarios.

 

[Mike130]

A couple of things.

Waist to hip ratio. Narrow waist and wide hips. Probably a deeply primal thing, the wide hips signifying a woman who would breed well.

Thicker than average eyebrows or hairy arms on a woman, probably indicating a very full bush.

 

[Catepillar_glacier]

Self-deprecating sense of humor.

Sometimes that shit comes out of nowhere too and then I’m suddenly wondering what that guy is like in bed.

 

[Dave6857]

Would have to say women with veggies. Like cucumbers, squash or zucchini. If they are that horny and can accommodate large examples, omg it turns me on. Inexplicable, but it makes me horny.

Yes this is a hot thing to see

 

[Shaglus_Ziegler]

But what if it’s a really stinky one?

Fortunately that has not occurred! I’m not into stink. Lol.

 

[STRC]

I have a few things that I think are slightly unusual that turn me on.
1. The smell of stale creampie in my pussy the next day.

2. Being mouthfucked so that I gag a little. I literally can't help but touch myself when this happens even though it makes me feel so naughty.

3. Being blindfolded and tied up and actually not being sure if it is my man that's about to fuck me.

I may have posted this on here before, not sure. Here goes anyway! Don't know why but a naked or almost naked woman with a lot of jewelry; Multiple bracelets, earings, multiple rings, nipple shields, ankle bracelets, toe rings.....the more the merrier......drives me nuts and I have no idea why! To me it is hot!

 

[Plasmaball]

Retirement

 

[vandelayatx]

Retirement

Haha yes please!

 

[Mike130]

Another weird thing that turns me on, the square jaw, all American girl look. When I see a girl like that, instead of thinking how classically beautiful she is, I just think her mouth can hold a lot of cum.

I’m such a pervert.

 

[lowcollar]

When my wife farts.
Having my cum spit in my face and having to wear it for a long time after it dries.
Pear shaped women.
Eating my cum out of a woman's ass.

 

[Cate_Archer]

The sound of a belt being unbuckled or watching him do it, before I get spanked.

 

[apom]

Misogyny, when I'm the target.