Happy, happy birthday to the wonderful Cwtchseeker!

[Tallulah82]

Despite the fact that I'm still pouting that he didn't pack me in his suitcase, I can't be sulky with him on his birthday.

So, showing the love and appreciation for the guy whose name makes guys thinks he's a girl, despite the obscene amount of porn she HE posts...

Presenting my dear friend, @Cwtchseeker. And FYI, I've told him that if this thread reaches thirty posts, I'll e-blow him.

Happy birthday, gorgeous.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Happy birthday! I don’t really know @Cwtchseeker but I’m all for helping someone get e-blown!

 

[SimplyMsT]

Happy birthday to you ...

Have a grand day!!!!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Happy Birthday!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Happy birthday . Would you like a cwtch now or do you think you might need one after your e-blowjob?

 

[13Fantasies]

Happy birthday.

And for the record, @Tallulah82 will blow you once like an old Nintendo cartridge nd then stop.

Not exactly the gift that keeps on giving if you know what I mean.

 

[Tallulah82]

Happy birthday.

And for the record, @Tallulah82 will blow you once like an old Nintendo cartridge nd then stop.

Not exactly the gift that keeps on giving if you know what I mean.

What can I say, you only need one from me.

I don't know if I'm THAT good or THAT bad, and to be honest, I don't care.

 

[13Fantasies]

What can I say, you only need one from me.

I don't know if I'm THAT good or THAT bad, and to be honest, I don't care.

It's the thought and e-spit that counts. I know. You told me on my birthday

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Congrats on surviving another lap around the sun, @Cwtchseeker - here’s hoping for as many more as ya desire!

 

[Tallulah82]

It's the thought and e-spit that counts. I know. You told me on my birthday

Look. You can have a birthday blowjob or a pity blowjob. Which one would you rather have? The one that cums from friendship, or the one that ends in self-pitying tears?

 

[13Fantasies]

Look. You can have a birthday blowjob or a pity blowjob. Which one would you rather have? The one that cums from friendship, or the one that ends in self-pitying tears?

You're giving him a choice!?

I knew you liked him more

 

[Tallulah82]

You're giving him a choice!?

I knew you liked him more

Stop pouting. I'm sure I told you my blowjob rule from the moment you waved your willy at me. It's not my fault you get over-excited and don't listen to the words coming out of the mouth you're looking at.

(also, is this a bro-code that you're trying to pump up his thread hits so he gets the blow job?)

 

[13Fantasies]

Stop pouting. I'm sure I told you my blowjob rule from the moment you waved your willy at me. It's not my fault you get over-excited and don't listen to the words coming out of the mouth you're looking at.

(also, is this a bro-code that you're trying to pump up his thread hits so he gets the blow job?)

You said i had to cry the tears for mine! And have you seen your mouth? Of course I got over excited!

Bro code? What's that?

 

[ccs29745]

Happy birthday @Cwtchseeker !

 

[13Fantasies]

@Cwtchseeker , you are supposed to respond individually to every post. How are you going to get to 30 responses slacking like that.

I mean, c'mon, even @Tallulah82 pretends to have standards. And e-blowing slack dick isn't one of them!

 

[Tallulah82]

@Cwtchseeker , you are supposed to respond individually to every post. How are you going to get to 30 responses slacking like that.

I mean, c'mon, even @Tallulah82 pretends to have standards. And e-blowing slack dick isn't one of them!

It sadly seems not likely.

Never mind. There's always next year.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

It sadly seems not likely.

Never mind. There's always next year.

And pity sucks!

 

[13Fantasies]

And pity sucks!

Her name is @Tallulah82 , not pity.

 

[Tallulah82]

Her name is @Tallulah82 , not pity.

When you say I suck, that just sounds like an insult. Fuck off. I'm going to doubly suck @Cwtchseeker now. He's gonna get ALL your blows.

 

[SimplyMsT]

When you say I suck, that just sounds like an insult. Fuck off. I'm going to doubly suck @Cwtchseeker now. He's gonna get ALL your blows.

I don't mean to intrude but damn girl you make me laugh so much!!!

 

[13Fantasies]

When you say I suck, that just sounds like an insult. Fuck off. I'm going to doubly suck @Cwtchseeker now. He's gonna get ALL your blows.

Oh sure. Stand up for a lady and she has to go all revenge porn on your ass with a guy that cant even get it up to 30 posts.

 

[Tallulah82]

I don't mean to intrude but damn girl you make me laugh so much!!!

Ah, stop, you'll make me blush!

Oh sure. Stand up for a lady and she has to go all revenge porn on your ass with a guy that cant even get it up to 30 posts.

Leave him alone! It's not about the numbers, I can get it up for him! Hold on. No, HE can get it up himself. I'm just watching and waiting.

Anyway, we've already established that you want him to be blown. I'm not sure he'll want you watching, though. I think he's deleted Lit now because he's so embarrassed by the fuss I've made. Oops.

 

[13Fantasies]

Ah, stop, you'll make me blush!


Leave him alone! It's not about the numbers, I can get it up for him! Hold on. No, HE can get it up himself. I'm just watching and waiting.

Anyway, we've already established that you want him to be blown. I'm not sure he'll want you watching, though. I think he's deleted Lit now because he's so embarrassed by the fuss I've made. Oops.

See? And you were going to use my e-blows on him. Waste.

 

[Mrtenant]

Always here....

 

[Mrtenant]

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