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Sharpening and oiling my chainsaw and getting ready to cut down a tree
Make sure you forget your glasses. They'll fog up and you wouldn't want to cut something off you didn't intend on.

Forget the ear protection. Wearing them will prevent you from hearing your wife yell at you. Besides military grade tinnitus is all the rage right now.

Forget the gloves. Gloves dampen the feeling of the chainsaw cutting through that oak. How will you know you're almost through when you can see through your wood chip covered eye slits?

Wear sandals. That way your energy feeds mother earth as an apology for destroying one of her precious creations.

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Make sure you forget your glasses. They'll fog up and you wouldn't want to cut something off you didn't intend on.

Forget the ear protection. Wearing them will prevent you from hearing your wife yell at you. Besides military grade tinnitus is all the rage right now.

Forget the gloves. Gloves dampen the feeling of the chainsaw cutting through that oak. How will you know you're almost through when you can see through your wood chip covered eye slits?

Wear sandals. That way your energy feeds mother earth as an apology for destroying one of her precious creations.

Follow me for more safety tips.
Well, I’m kind of a Safety guy too, so I gotta make sure I have all my PPE. I made sure I can do the Safety squints really good, I got two pairs of jeans on, and I disabled the hand break for faster cutting.
 
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