Masturbating with nettles

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This might sound crazy and painful, but it’s not at all. I have done this for a while now and it always gives the most intense orgasm, sometimes without even touching my cock. If you have any stinging nettles in your garden or can find them at a local park, grab some, the smaller younger plants are best.
Once I get semi hard and my cock head is exposed fully, I brush the nettle leaves very gently around the head as I stroke. You can also tap around the head gently, all around the tip and underside. I don’t touch any on the shaft or my balls, that’s not great.
It always makes me harder than ever, and if I do it outdoors in the garden and let myself cum, I can shoot so far, it’s incredible.
My wife and I do this together and we have brushed them around her breasts and nipples, which she enjoyed too.
Sometimes when close to orgasm, I tap the nettles around the head and the touch alone will make me cum.
Try it out and let me know what you think. Don’t be scared, it’s a real thrill, honestly. Don’t knock it until you try it.
 
Probably a better effect to try when fully aroused... if you are adventurous 😏
 
What effect would it have on my clitoris? Maybe too much? Has anyone tried it?
We have nettles.
Worth a try. Start with just the very gentlest of touches with the u seaside of the leaves. Try around your nipples too. I can’t even begin to explain how good the light touches feel on my cock head. It’s amazing!
 
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What effect would it have on my clitoris? Maybe too much? Has anyone tried it?
We have nettles.
I have always wanted to try this, but we don't have any of the right kind of nettles growing where we live. I've read up on them quite a bit tho, so I'll try to answer. Stinging nettles have little hairs on their stems that penetrate the skin and inject histamine, acetylcholine, serotonin, and formic acid. Guys say the initial sting is not erotic, other than the antici ... pation. I've seen videos of women using them, but from what I've read the initial sting is painful. It could be pretty intense on your clit, but you do you.

But the sting isn't why people do it. They do it for the inflammation that the sting causes, which for a cock is a kind of chubby even if it's not a "real" erection. Over an hour or two, the sensation is supposed to feel erotic and become pleasurable as the histamine(etc) do their work. There's lots of guys that say the pleasure leading up to orgasm (sometimes multiple) is worth the initial shock of the sting -- but once they cum the itch can be pretty unbearable.

It has to be the right kind of nettle plant (with those chemicals) and young plants/leaves are the most potent. Older plants still work, but it takes more exposure.

It's on my bucket list of things to try, and I can order seeds online to grow my own (they're grown for cooking soups).

Edited to add check out the NettleHFO subreddit (NSFW) if you're curious.
 
Ok so now I am aroused as well as my curiosity ,haha. I might check out the nettle situation tomorrow.
Those plants may be past their peak potency at this time of year. Good luck. I wish I had some. Maybe next year.
 
Ok so now I am aroused as well as my curiosity ,haha. I might check out the nettle situation tomorrow.
If you do? Warn the next one who's privates are going to be exposed to nettles by second contact.
 
I can't imagine that this is pleasurable. I've been 'kissed' by stinging nettles on my arm. Just brushed it as I went by. It was an awful experience.
 
There's a retired actor in the UK called John Nettles. This thread sounds like the title of a show designed to relaunch his career on OnlyFans
 
This might sound crazy and painful, but it’s not at all. I have done this for a while now and it always gives the most intense orgasm, sometimes without even touching my cock. If you have any stinging nettles in your garden or can find them at a local park, grab some, the smaller younger plants are best.
Once I get semi hard and my cock head is exposed fully, I brush the nettle leaves very gently around the head as I stroke. You can also tap around the head gently, all around the tip and underside. I don’t touch any on the shaft or my balls, that’s not great.
It always makes me harder than ever, and if I do it outdoors in the garden and let myself cum, I can shoot so far, it’s incredible.
My wife and I do this together and we have brushed them around her breasts and nipples, which she enjoyed too.
Sometimes when close to orgasm, I tap the nettles around the head and the touch alone will make me cum.
Try it out and let me know what you think. Don’t be scared, it’s a real thrill, honestly. Don’t knock it until you try it.
Yikes! Just the thought of this is giving me an allergic erection.
 
Ok so now I am aroused as well as my curiosity ,haha. I might check out the nettle situation tomorrow.

Hi Ms Wiggle

Did you ever give nettles a go?

There are many other things that I’d like you to try for the first file before nettles is at the top of my play list
 
Does the irritation go away after you come? Or does it linger?
 
Hi Ms Wiggle

Did you ever give nettles a go?

There are many other things that I’d like you to try for the first file before nettles is at the top of my play list
I haven't yet but I will one day. BTW never play with chillies down there [don't ask me how I know],lol.
 
There are many plants that have irritating pieces like stinging nettles. Those fibers are found on even Sycamore and London plain trees.

The actual irritating metal part is usually silica. Yeah, silica. Like glass. Well done. Irritation reaction is the poking sliver effect as well as the irritation like you get from working with fiberglass inflation pretty nasty. You might find relief with some Cortizone 10 or just don’t do it.
 
There are many plants that have irritating pieces like stinging nettles. Those fibers are found on even Sycamore and London plain trees.

The actual irritating metal part is usually silica. Yeah, silica. Like glass. Well done. Irritation reaction is the poking sliver effect as well as the irritation like you get from working with fiberglass inflation pretty nasty. You might find relief with some Cortizone 10 or just don’t do it.
is that why my winter panties with the "insulated" gusset makes me itch?,lol.
 
Nettles still growing well here, some nice young shoots with delicate leaves.
Nothing like being so close to orgasm and then brushing the head of my cock with the undersides of the leaves. Tapping my cock head gently with them and rubbing them around the head almost always makes me cum so hard, even without stroking. Always the biggest cumshots. Seems a shame not to have others experience this too. Needs to be tried at least once.
 
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