Did you pick up Plain Jane/Joe?

[Freanne]

So often I see in the supermarket other shops the women that don't walk around on high heels or with a lot of cleavage, nice but plain women that go about their every day life.
Not in a bar or at a party, but in everyday situations.
Many of these ladies look great even though they feel no need to flaunt that.
I find these women exciting and often thought about picking one up.
Sure there must be some that could use or would like some distraction from their everyday life.
Sure they are not all married or monogamous.
I would love to read the story of how you picked up a Plain Jane/Joe.
It might inspire me...

 

[notexactlymelville]

While I agree "plain" women can hold as much allure as any other, I would heartily recommend not bugging random unassuming women doing their daily chores. Fantasies aside it will not be appreciated.

 

[Freanne]

Exactly that is why I would like to read how you managed. I have not bugged anyone so far....

 

[LittleGreene]

I think you’ll find most women don’t dress for ‘men’ but for ourselves. I’ve often thought that I’m quite unassuming in my day to day life, wife, mother, busy job. I don’t show off my sexuality overtly, but more power to the women that feel they want to.
But that doesn’t mean I’m not a very sexual person when you get to know me. The quiet ones can sometimes be the most kinky.

 

[hugh_jarce69]

From a male point of view, I don't think enough men really understand how a woman's mood or how her body is feeling on a particular day can have an effect on what she wears.
As far as I'm concerned, if she's comfortable then I'm happy. And anyway, beauty isn't just skin deep

 

[ClockworkFox]

Supermarkets are a case in point. And yes, quiet ones are more surprising than the brash, loud ladies who rub their crotch in public and cackle, "Ooh, John, me minge is right itchy this morning and no mistake, I need cock in there, and I need it soon, hur-hur".

Some reserved Plain Jane types creep around the supermarket, however, with their hair in a bun and sensible shoes, smiling shyly at everyone behind horn-rimmed glasses, and look like they wouldn't say boo to a goose, but they have so many more inhibitions to lose, so an hour or so later they're swinging that mane all over their shoulders and all around their back, looking up and behind on the bed from sucking a thick black rod, and grunting "Come on, big boy, shove that huge juicy cock of yours into my ass, right up to those hairy balls of yours, and then I want a shitload of spunk from both of you all over my slutty face."

Before you all rush down to check out Tesco's in search of girlies in horn-rimmed glasses, I should point out that I did say "some reserved Plain Jane types". All the same, it's a great fantasy.

 

[69Explorer]

I do like following a woman down the aisle in the supermarket in a tight pair of jeans, where you can see the outline of the thong she is wearing, or just the hint of a bra showing from beneath a tight top. Kind of makes the whole grocery
shopping worthwhile..
And I often wonder if I shoulld just get a pineapple, and place it upside down in the trolley !!!

 

[ClockworkFox]

I do like following a woman down the aisle in the supermarket in a tight pair of jeans, where you can see the outline of the thong she is wearing, or just the hint of a bra showing from beneath a tight top. Kind of makes the whole grocery
shopping worthwhile..
And I often wonder if I shoulld just get a pineapple, and place it upside down in the trolley !!!

Is it just me, or do others not get the pineapple thing either?

 

[CaptCharles]

I think you’ll find most women don’t dress for ‘men’ but for ourselves. I’ve often thought that I’m quite unassuming in my day to day life, wife, mother, busy job. I don’t show off my sexuality overtly, but more power to the women that feel they want to.
But that doesn’t mean I’m not a very sexual person when you get to know me. The quiet ones can sometimes be the most kinky.

The quiet ones are always the most special.

 

[69Explorer]

Is it just me, or do others not get the pineapple thing either?

Google it for a full explanation, but suffiice to say.., it's a swinging symbol !!

 

[ClockworkFox]

Google it for a full explanation, but suffiice to say.., it's a swinging symbol !!

Wow, thanks for that. I did look it up, and I had no idea. And I bought one just yesterday, too. It'll be ME checking out both the Plain Janes and Tearaway Tessas down at the supermarket fruit section later!

 

[Dreamer110]

Wow, thanks for that. I did look it up, and I had no idea. And I bought one just yesterday, too. It'll be ME checking out both the Plain Janes and Tearaway Tessas down at the supermarket fruit section later!

I had no idea either.

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Wow, thanks for that. I did look it up, and I had no idea. And I bought one just yesterday, too. It'll be ME checking out both the Plain Janes and Tearaway Tessas down at the supermarket fruit section later!

That’s reminded me of a comedy routine I heard once. A girl was going on about how when women pick up melons, subconsciously they’re choosing ones the same size as their tits.
So I’ve lurked around fruit areas in supermarkets too

 

[ClockworkFox]

That’s reminded me of a comedy routine I heard once. A girl was going on about how when women pick up melons, subconsciously they’re choosing ones the same size as their tits.
So I’ve lurked around fruit areas in supermarkets too

And does the theory hold, in your experience?

 

[hugh_jarce69]

And does the theory hold, in your experience?

Not a big enough sample size, so I’m still exploring. Could take me years

 

[CaptCharles]

Wow, thanks for that. I did look it up, and I had no idea. And I bought one just yesterday, too. It'll be ME checking out both the Plain Janes and Tearaway Tessas down at the supermarket fruit section later!

Get your glam on for that trip to Sainsburys, girls !

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Get your glam on for that trip to Sainburys, girls !

I’m going up market. Waitrose it is!

 

[CaptCharles]

I’m going up market. Waitrose it is!

Posh bstrd... lol

 

[ClockworkFox]

This just in ...

We're getting reports of vast crowds of men arriving alone at supermarkets across the UK, not necessarily buying anything, but simply loitering around the fruit section.

"Buggered if I know what's going on today", said bewildered Brighton housewife Louise Plummer, 34. "There were a couple of dozen men at least, all staring at me everywhere I went. Not bothering me or leching at me, just looking. They seemed to be watching every move I made. They all stayed mostly passive, but I could hear them all gasp as one man when I reached the fruit section, pulled on a latex glove, and chose a pineapple. Now, I was just holding it in the bag over the trolley, looking at the others, wondering whether I should choose another that looked a little riper, just holding it there in both hands before putting it into the trolley, and I could swear one of them was practically drooling with what seemed like some kind of weird expectation. Another bloke definitely had an erection. I didn't dare pick out any bananas."

 

[hugh_jarce69]

This just in ...

We're getting reports of vast crowds of men arriving alone at supermarkets across the UK, not necessarily buying anything, but simply loitering around the fruit section.

"Buggered if I know what's going on today", said bewildered Brighton housewife Louise Plummer, 34. "There were a couple of dozen men at least, all staring at me everywhere I went. Not bothering me or leching at me, just looking. They seemed to be watching every move I made. They all stayed mostly passive, but I could hear them all gasp as one man when I reached the fruit section, pulled on a latex glove, and chose a pineapple. Now, I was just holding it in the bag over the trolley, looking at the others, wondering whether I should choose another that looked a little riper, just holding it there in both hands before putting it into the trolley, and I could swear one of them was practically drooling with what seemed like some kind of weird expectation. Another bloke definitely had an erection. I didn't dare pick out any bananas."

in Waitrose they have cumkwats. (think that's how it's spelt)

 

[ClockworkFox]

This is weird. At home somebody just said, "Oh, I think we're going to need some stuff from the supermarket. Yes, fruit, and a few other things too".

Guess which lazy bastard's hand was nevertheless up in a flash, quite out of character?

 

[phil1955]

in Waitrose they have cumkwats. (think that's how it's spelt)

I believe it is kumquats but you are close enough for government work.