The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Lilianna23]

Ok. I am helping so it is easier

I'm sure she's grateful you are there to help.

 

[Lilianna23]

I am so tired.... good night all

Try to rest well tonight, sweetie!

 

[Boat1]

I am so tired.... good night all

G'night and sweet dreams... I hope you rest well!

 

[Wonderer67]

Is she your hall passes!

Just fixed that!

 

[nipplecaresser]

We may well forget and revert to water

 

[Adventurous_soul]

I am so tired.... good night all

Sleep well gorgeous lady

 

[nipplecaresser]

Yep... forst one i cancelled because i thought a fraud charge.

I need a keeper

Just like Manchester United!

 

[nipplecaresser]

I have a crush a the tennis star Aryana Sabolenka.

I told Mrs wonderer I’d love the be double teamed by the two of them. There’s something about her - she’s hard looking (I said hard), but hot to me.

She’d make a great domaintrix.

https://imgur.com/a/uMfbWop

New balls please!

 

[Adventurous_soul]

Under the right circumstances...

I like the sound of those circumstances

 

[Boat1]

 

[Boat1]

Is the 3:00 AM Club taking Friday off now?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

He should have this one…

https://imgur.com/a/lTXDVeJ

Fondle the dishtosser.


(no worries - the apron will catch the splooge)​

 

[Wat_Tyler]

And administer arsepats, too.


Arsepats all around!!!!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You're so lucky she was prepared to do this for you!

She made it happen. Got a nocturnal text saying that they made it home and not to call this morning.


"Don't call us - we'll call you."


There's a really good car for sale in Ohio . . . .

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Good morning denizens of the diner. As OM is away on assignment, I will provide a little coffee humor to start your day

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

 

[Wat_Tyler]

How will she scroll TikTok?

I reckon she won't.

 

[Wonderer67]

I thought TDK had opposable thumbs?

 

[Wonderer67]

Good morning denizens of the diner. As OM is away on assignment, I will provide a little coffee humor to start your day
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Thanks for the assist B2!

 

[Wonderer67]

Just like Manchester United!

Wolves need one too.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Okay, up. Slept poorly, but it's a shorter day. I'ma shoo off the work vermin and try to hit the road as early as possible.


As was mentioned earlier, the landlady got back in the middle of the night with her grumbly truck and the new/old anvil engines. She'll tell me a story when she gets up later.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I thought TDK had opposable thumbs?

She has a dew claw, which isn't far from the same thing.

 

[Wonderer67]

Ok. I am helping so it is easier

I know we’ve all said it, but you’re a good daughter.

Yiur mom and dad must be so thankful to not only have someone to help, but also a nurse who knows their shit.

 

[Wonderer67]

Okay, up. Slept poorly, but it's a shorter day. I'ma shoo off the work vermin and try to hit the road as early as possible.


As was mentioned earlier, the landlady got back in the middle of the night with her grumbly truck and the new/old anvil engines. She'll tell me a story when she gets up later.

Also a good mitzvah! (Deed)