Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Fred6969]

I double dog dare you
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No WAY!! I know what one of those fuckers feels like when you step on it!! That hurts just thinking about it!! Not even if that tape measure is in mirco-millimeters!!!

 

[lavendersilk]

I double dog dare you

The instructions say 10" but when you put it together...

 

[Fred6969]

The instructions say 10" but when you put it together...

Hey, it was cold, OK?!?

 

[Mooface]

Close up?

may i kiss, spank, and nibble on that? not in that particular order mind you

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Close up?

¡Que la chingada! (What the fuck!)

 

[mikeyvis00]

Having been a paramedic in a very pervy city, I'm all too aware of the importance of flared bases, as well as not using toys never intended for the backdoor! RIP: Buzz Lightyear action figure, barbie doll, light bulb, shampoo bottle....

Poor Buzz I can't even imagine a patient saying "Doc, my Infinity and Beyond aches "

 

[MrMakersMark]

Having been a paramedic in a very pervy city, I'm all too aware of the importance of flared bases, as well as not using toys never intended for the backdoor! RIP: Buzz Lightyear action figure, barbie doll, light bulb, shampoo bottle....

.....Snickers.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Poor Buzz I can't even imagine a patient saying "Doc, my Infinity and Beyond aches "

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Having been a paramedic in a very pervy city, I'm all too aware of the importance of flared bases, as well as not using toys never intended for the backdoor! RIP: Buzz Lightyear action figure, barbie doll, light bulb, shampoo bottle....

I've seen it all. I can't tell you how many barracks room inspections I performed and found soldiers using the craziest things!

Let's see...

Small bottle of coke with a condom over it.

Bundle of toothbrushes tied with a rubber band.

Large Pikachu plastic tail.

And of course the ungodly sized dildo that makes Mr. Olympia's bicep look small.

Seriously, soldier will use any fucking thing.

 

[mikeyvis00]

* Don't say it, don't say it, don't say it *
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Pffffft. Buzz had a Woody

 

[mikeyvis00]

I've seen it all. I can't tell you how many barracks room inspections I performed and found soldiers using the craziest things!

Let's see...

Small bottle of coke with a condom over it.

Bundle of toothbrushes tied with a rubber band.

Large Pikachu plastic tail.

And of course the ungodly sized dildo that makes Mr. Olympia's bicep look small.

Seriously, soldier will use any fucking thing.

Life is difficult in the narrow trenches....or so they say

 

[draconus_infernus]

Having been a paramedic in a very pervy city, I'm all too aware of the importance of flared bases, as well as not using toys never intended for the backdoor! RIP: Buzz Lightyear action figure, barbie doll, light bulb, shampoo bottle....

Sounds like something from an EMT 502 or Fire Department Chronicles video.

 

[lavendersilk]

 

[Divindisguise]

… shampoo bottle....

Bundle of toothbrushes tied with a rubber band.

Perhaps they were just being practical and not sexual?

 

[Divindisguise]

Loving these close ups

Close up?

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[Fred6969]

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Beautiful pillows…..time for bed?!?

 

[draconus_infernus]

Title this either “Extreme Closeup!” or “Look into my Eye.”

 

[Stan_the_skin]

I think the last day of the Black & White theme deserves an old timey feel
https://ibb.co/mF0wZTgv
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Thats just perfect, just like you. Thank you xxx

 

[lavendersilk]

Title this either “Extreme Closeup!” or “Look into my Eye.”

I want your eyelashes. Please and thank you.

 

[MissRadiant]

Close up when i was really trying to capture this

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Close up when i was really trying to capture this

You do have a very erotic swirl pattern on your finger tip tho

 

[dkak001]

Having been a paramedic in a very pervy city, I'm all too aware of the importance of flared bases, as well as not using toys never intended for the backdoor! RIP: Buzz Lightyear action figure, barbie doll, light bulb, shampoo bottle....

It sounds like there are stories there we all need to hear!
You know, for science...

 

[Lmizzler]

Close up when i was really trying to capture this

The first one is pretty awesome too though. Your hair floating in the water is whimsical.

 

[Stan_the_skin]

Close up when i was really trying to capture this

Oooooohhhhhhhhh nice very nice indeed. Thank you xx

 

[Fred6969]

Close up when i was really trying to capture this

Well, both have captured my attention!