The Art of Getting Lit Laid

[Artfan2]

Oh no no no...four hands are enough, thank you very much.
My hands are already full with...something else
*Whispers* @Hornymwtxn A little help here!!

It looks like your ability to multitask is going to be tested. Hopefully your hands can take on multiple jobs at once.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

No no no
@Hornymwtxn Help!

Well there are times for hands on training but we can't forget the three Rs

Rest, Recovery, Relaxation

 

[Hornymwtxn]

It looks like your ability to multitask is going to be tested. Hopefully your hands can take on multiple jobs at once.

We are going to need a scheduler it appears

 

[Carmina24]

It looks like your ability to multitask is going to be tested. Hopefully your hands can take on multiple jobs at once.

Multitasking? That’s not pressure. That’s foreplay.
*Winks*

 

[Artfan2]

We are going to need a scheduler it appears

I'm sure that Carmina24 will get a firm grasp on everything that needs to be handled.

 

[jacfox]

@Hornymwtxn You better bring your butt in here right now!!

Sounds like Horny is in for something punishing...but then maybe he can take it...

 

[Carmina24]

I'm sure that Carmina24 will get a firm grasp on everything that needs to be handled.

True. And my grasp comes with excellent customer satisfaction ratings.

@Hornymwtxn !!!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Sounds like Horny is in for something punishing...but then maybe he can take it...

Punishment can be enjoyable both for the recipient and the giver.
Sometimes

 

[Carmina24]

Sounds like Horny is in for something punishing...but then maybe he can take it...

@Hornymwtxn may be CEO, but Chief Discipline Officer trumps CEO

 

[Carmina24]

Punishment can be enjoyable both for the recipient and the giver.
Sometimes

*Cracks my whip*

 

[Hornymwtxn]

True. And my grasp comes with excellent customer satisfaction ratings.

@Hornymwtxn !!!

Grip exercisers can be used as you exercise to those buns of steel workout vids

 

[Carmina24]

Grip exercisers can be used as you exercise to those buns of steel workout vids

Uhmmm....wasn't that like...a gazillion years ago?

 

[jacfox]

@Hornymwtxn may be CEO, but Chief Discipline Officer trumps CEO

Chief Discipline Officer trumps EVERYTHING...

 

[Carmina24]

Isn't anybody coming to my rescue?

 

[Carmina24]

Chief Discipline Officer trumps EVERYTHING...

Yes! Thanks you!
*Hugs*

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Uhmmm....wasn't that like...a gazillion years ago?

True. I cried when my betamax died.

Youtube to the rescue. Once again

 

[Artfan2]

Isn't anybody coming to my rescue?

I would like to help you. Kind of worried about what you might target with that whip though.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Isn't anybody coming to my rescue?

I am trying

We may need to put a hold on hiring.

Till more gals are on board

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I gotta get my cardio in.
Heavy breathing
Sweating

 

[Carmina24]

I would like to help you. Kind of worried about what you might target with that whip though.

Oh thank goodness...
*Returning my whip in its case*
Ok, help me field all incoming, ok?

 

[Carmina24]

I gotta get my cardio in.
Heavy breathing
Sweating

Did you just come from Volunteer testing?

 

[Artfan2]

Oh thank goodness...
*Returning my whip in its case*
Ok, help me field all incoming, ok?

I will definitely back you up.

 

[Carmina24]

I am trying

We may need to put a hold on hiring.

Till more gals are on board

Ok everyone, we have a directive from our CEO. Everyone needs to invite at least one female to this thread...pretty please

 

[bestkeptsecret678]

Do you think you've maybe bitten off more than you can chew?

Please… no biting

 

[write_or_wrong]

True. And my grasp comes with excellent customer satisfaction ratings.

@Hornymwtxn !!!

She said "grasp."