What is the weirdest thing that turns you on?

[softbird]

Having his cum in my hair, or being wet all day at work

 

[OldJock60]

Women with apron bellies. So sexy and womanly. I can explore all day.

 

[Dearelliot]

Finding a soiled tampon in the unisex bathrooms, a ladies pee, filthy smelly panties.

 

[Carolinaguy45]

A woman’s toes and shoes

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

A man with lots of firearms.

Though I have a healthy fear of guns, a man that owns a bunch and can handle them really really turns me on!!

 

[Xxllrs69xx]

The idea of stroking in front of a woman who just watches me.

Yes. This is one!!!!

 

[Calistax]

Super awkward guys that don't know that you are flirting with them. I wanna take their hand and sit on it, then return it wet with my juices.

 

[Yknot1169]

Watching women use the bathroom and using me as TP

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Super awkward guys that don't know that you are flirting with them. I wanna take their hand and sit on it, then return it wet with my juices.

Mmmmm… that is hot!

 

[OliversArmy]

My wife being partially or fully naked in places not in the bedroom. Such as changing rooms, Dr offices, outside, etc. .

 

[Dreamer110]

My wife being partially or fully naked in places not in the bedroom. Such as changing rooms, Dr offices, outside, etc. .

Car, woods or a lake beach at night. Lol

 

[LeeKee]

Would have to say women with veggies. Like cucumbers, squash or zucchini. If they are that horny and can accommodate large examples, omg it turns me on. Inexplicable, but it makes me horny.

 

[Soccerfanpen21]

I think my weirdest thing is getting so turned on by rip-roaring thunder storms as I've mentioned in a similar thread. A new thing that's happened a few times recently is when visiting local farms to pick up fresh picked produce for the restaurant I work for is inspecting said produce especially the cucumbers.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

I think my weirdest thing is getting so turned on by rip-roaring thunder storms as I've mentioned in a similar thread. A new thing that's happened a few times recently is when visiting local farms to pick up fresh picked produce for the restaurant I work for is inspecting said produce especially the cucumbers.

Mmm… tell me mire about the veg. BTW, love your intriguing profile!

 

[GabbyTheSlut]

Balls especially saggy ones

 

[Artfan2]

I think my weirdest thing is getting so turned on by rip-roaring thunder storms as I've mentioned in a similar thread. A new thing that's happened a few times recently is when visiting local farms to pick up fresh picked produce for the restaurant I work for is inspecting said produce especially the cucumbers.

I imagine that you get some interesting looks when people see you intently inspecting the cucumbers.

 

[Soccerfanpen21]

Mmm… tell me mire about the veg. BTW, love your intriguing profile!

Thank you, and as for the produce I go thru the boxes to check everything for soft spots and firmness and my mind sometimes wanders as I do that. A few of the farmers have noticed the fondling and made comments about my placing a few special items on top of the boxes.

 

[Soccerfanpen21]

I imagine that you get some interesting looks when people see you intently inspecting the cucumbers.

I have but they need to be firm and fresh for the folks dining with us and need to be the best quality.

 

[J D Danger]

Super awkward guys that don't know that you are flirting with them. I wanna take their hand and sit on it, then return it wet with my juices.

I have spent most of my life as one of these guys and I love this

 

[J D Danger]

Having his cum in my hair, or being wet all day at work

it is always fun to be the reason why someone spends all day wet

 

[Artfan2]

I have but they need to be firm and fresh for the folks dining with us and need to be the best quality.

Yes. If you have a lot of them to choose from, you should take a good look at each one and feel their firmness so that you can pick out the best one, or ones, depending on how many you desire.

 

[atlkink69]

1) The smell of my uncut cock at the end of a long day; I leak a lot and it gets musky very quickly - I don't know why but I enjoy it and I get turned on quickly
2) Smelling a woman's panties, also after a long day or the day after sex

 

[Artfan2]

Thank you, and as for the produce I go thru the boxes to check everything for soft spots and firmness and my mind sometimes wanders as I do that. A few of the farmers have noticed the fondling and made comments about my placing a few special items on top of the boxes.

That sounds like a good conversation starter. You can let the farmers know just how you like them, and the farmers can tell, or show, you what theirs are like.

 

[Soccerfanpen21]

That sounds like a good conversation starter. You can let the farmers know just how you like them, and the farmers can tell, or show, you what theirs are like.

A few have asked me out for a drink.

 

[vandelayatx]

Skid marks in my wife’s underwear