🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

You just rose to number one on the list. 🔪
@Wand3rlust, not that list, the other list. 😘

Taking a break from being the mother from hell while I plot the next way I can ruin his life 🤷‍♀️

I washed the jeans he wanted to wear and they are not yet dry and he needs them NOW!!
He should be grateful he still has a mother AND that she does his laundry. Give him a mini shank for me, not enough to pierce the skin but enough to make him realize how spoiled he is. ❤️

I like when you flirt with me in public😎🤣🤣🤣
What is this flirt thing?

Lucky to never see my boobs? 🧐
 
Well , house to myself. Stroking and thinking about getting on whereby ...Horny and need to release
 
Taking a break from being the mother from hell while I plot the next way I can ruin his life 🤷‍♀️

I washed the jeans he wanted to wear and they are not yet dry and he needs them NOW!!
I had to laugh. I tortured mine by reminding her she had to practice for her driving test. :rolleyes:
 
The vet is still not here. My pain is bad and my fatigue is kicking my butt. I'm watching YouTube until he gets here.
 
Sitting on a bench on the town common enjoying a coffee with my gang of retirees and my running partner while browsing on my phone as they all watch the tourists walking by hoping to catch some views. :rolleyes:
 
Reading and evaluating a simply stunning short story written by one of the writer's group members that we will critique on Thursday evening. It's fantastic. AND...it can be improved...
 
I'm in bed.
I was at the cinema and the hellspawn (aka alarm clock) will wake me in less than six hours.
For the make audience (and ok, some females) my nighty is in the hamper because of the bathroom incident this morning and I'm too lazy to get a t-shirt to sleep in.
Do the maths, horny bastards.
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I did and I like it.
 
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